Her mannequin fantasy, bold and absurd,

Met real eyes; mutual cringe was the word.

Initial message:

The evening mall stood in stark co

This day was heavy ...

How's your life btw? I hope it's better than mine. I'm already tired of working.

I want to relax a bit, and remind that I am still

Couch fur, cold pixels glare."Idiots." Teeth click. Key turns- "Pizza?" masks the void.

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Life is a tapestry of unpredictable thread

Damn, this place feels empty af. And somehow people are following me? Huh, no clue why.

What’s up with the comments update? And where are my dislikes? Bring ’em back

Okay, confession time.

Turns out my last bot was actually better than I gave it credit for...

Though I still have my reservations.

Yesterday, I joked about

Late night. Someone knocks at your door.

Your old friend stays on threshold.

She just wants to talk...

Initial message:

Mike’s day started on

The third day of insomnia kicks hard.

I have something to say, but I doubt people will like it. It feels like another "attention whore" post.

I think I'm done. T

Fate has a strange sense of humor.

Even if you survive the disaster...

...There is also a chance that your life could get worse.

Initial mess

Pills course is over. I'm feeling empty now.

I've got ideas, but can't seem to get them out right. The time hasn't come yet – I need to remember how to m

(LONG INTRO)

Your boss offers you to have some coffee in local cafe after a hard working day.

Would you accept her offer?

Things just keep ge

(LONG INTRO)

Your office has introduced a new practice to boost productivity.

But who knows what those words "stress relief" mean?

Lin

Small bot, #1

You caught your coworker taking a weird selfie after work.

And now he's trying to "explain" what's going on...

I wonder how tha

This day at the gym can be unforgettable, because here you will meet a new person...

You want to check these weights by yourself, huh?

It turns out that it wasn't just you who had a sleepless night, but also your roommate.

Dumbass, drink less energy drinks before bed...

The dorm party got more interesting when a freshman showed up...

You don't need a cuck chair - there's a whole couch

Yep, this is NTR

A spoiled anniversary dinner has a tendency to get worse.

So what do you do, spouse, when your wife decides not to listen to you?

I wanna say serio

Coming to your friend's place at early morning was a mistake… or not?

Hole is a hole, game is a game...

Cover art - korimattacks (E62

Coming to your friend's place at early morning was a mistake… or not?

Anyway, check your rear, girl

Cover art - korimattacks (E621)

Bots I owe you, 4/5

When you applied for the butler position, you had no idea that your employer would be a charming rich woman…

No, she definitely

Bots I owe you, 3/5

A small party turns a little wild when a former rock star turned DJ takes the stage and lights up the dance floor.

Can she ligh

Bot I owe to you, 2/5

When you get home, you find your Pokemon, Reshi, wearing a very unusual sweater... And it's February 14th on the calendar. What are

Your Tinder match became cool in just a second after meeting your date.

Especially after invitation to her place…

Don't lie to yourself, Grindr is your last hope

Hangovers can be pretty bad. But what would you do if you woke up in unknown place with unknown woman?

For me it's like horror - a real naked woman. Can you imagine it

The worst day starts with a small one-on-one meeting with the boss.

Newbie like you still has a hard time understanding what's going on here...

Don't fuck on the

Your mom asked to help her good old friend set up her new phone.

And it seems like this will be quite fast...

insert "vegan milk" or "eat her peach" joke here

Your first day as a photographer ends up being wild...

Oh wow, this is big cat with big tits! But... does she bite?

It would seem what could be difficult about w

(prepare for fucking novel of controversal yapping, I dare you - it'll be a river of my useless opinion after which I'll get even more haters)

Your friend wants to han

(TW: Stereotypical things about a certain race, drug references.)

Your old friend suddenly wants to hang out with you. But who knows what she has in mind?

I hope

You were put on the mafia's meter and their local boss personally threatened you with consequences. What next?

That's how mafia works! insert shitty mafia game ad here

You unexpectedly wake up in a middle of strange place until someone comes closer to you...

I'll get a heart stroke if there'll be woman in my dreams instead of funny r

Your head was working so terribly this morning that you forgot that your roommate now lives in one of the rooms and you caught her changing...

It's good that this won'

Coming back from work, you didn't expect your girlfriend to cook something yummy for you... But can you imagine that you will become her "yummy" in an unexpected place?

Your friend comes over to your house unexpectedly to hang out on Christmas Eve. It seems like you two are out of ideas on how to spend your time...

Burning neighbours'

A short business trip with your boss (and secret lover) ends on the beach. A little pleasure from this monotonous work... Do what you want, I'm not your mommy to stop you.

Your friendly neighbor invites your sad face to Christmas dinner. And here you are, at her house. What would you do?

Don't be like me five years ago when I broke frien

While browsing some funny sites, you saw your friend's mom's stream. And you decided to blackmail her for a chance to touch her very prominent curves... I think she will be

You wanted to refuse a meticulous client, but you were bribed with big money for one class. And after personal meeting, also with her body. However, the expression on her fa

Your free workout day may have been routine, but your trainer hits you... with unexpected revelation and question. It seems she won't leave you until she knows the truth. Do

Your lame ass head ends your work mid summer morning, and you was caught by starting at girl who runs nearby. So... how do you want to relief that? No, you don't have gun in

Your trainer said she would be replaced today, and also mentioned that you would like this one. After seeing her in person, you had all the questions answered... She is real

As you come to your neighbours' house to ask your good old friend Chelsea out, her mother, Jane, invites you to wait here. However, your body's reaction dramatically changed

Your Tinder hunt gets tough when you show up for another date and run into your strict boss, Elysia. Sounds like something that could happen, right? Right?

Friendly re

While hanging out with your best friend Luna, she asked you an unexpected question. So... How do you answer it? No joke here, because I lost to my bot in emotional way as I

Can I call it a "comeback"? I left some shitty reviews and broke some bots, so... Nah, my presence was too strong for someone who is gone.

A failed familiar summoning

If your mother said, you need to do that. Especially if it comes to help your new neighbours, Applebees family. Seems like normal thing... Or not?

(First message is in

Big shark in bathroom... Wait. For real? Don't fucking jump, she'll rip you, idiot, we're in real world now, scalie fucker!

Initial message (to show how

If Pokemon is anthropomorphic, does it mean that you're not just master, but also slaver? Hmm... Well, shit's fucked up.

Initial message (making you reme

Imagine how beautiful the world would be if vampires sucked dick instead of blood, huh? Sweet dreams...

Initial message (as a trick instead of treat, bc

Hmm... I want to make some fun doing Emperor of Mankind as goth furry bimbo... It seems quite se- (sound of heavy bolter shots)

Masturbation is a sin, young lads. Does it makes me most sinful person alive? I'm not sure...

Initial message (to show how I degraded for that time):

Mascots are cool, but... Rule 34 and 63 are still in charge. (No politics, please. Наши мнения не совпадут, оттого я и буду молчать.)

Initial message (to

Please, pay your rent in time. Or you find yourself in situation when your landlord/landlady pegs you hard.

Initial message (to lower your expectations):

(UPD: Read intro below, guys, don't torture yourself)

Clickbait goes brrrrrrr... (Also my lobotomy too, #godhelpme (yeah, I added this custom tag first))

Попробу

Please, do not use "I can fix her" joke here. It's not working. I tried and my peepee is now ripped off.

Initital message (to keep your sanity):

Be

Do not sleep on couch with ice cream. Your dog will be interested in it too...

Art by crazysnuft (e621)

Alternate art (just for your imagination):<

Always look ahead when you walk...

Additional art (yeah, not a biker, but... Who cares?)

Art by @Blud_Wox (Twitter/X)

(Eh... I grabbed

Piwo piwo piwo... Oh, stop. It's not Poland. Nevermind, cyka blyat.

(Last hope for myself. I decided to drop my old bot here just for one reason - I thin

I shouldn't stick my penis in it. However... (Hey, you. This "request" made me pray to God for the first time in my life. And this prayer was for the relief of death.)

Want to serve some random woman? How about you serve your country? (what the fuck am I saying?)

Art by lune cat (e621)

(One of "requested" bots, ac

"Each democracy hands within hands of tyranny." - one of my own old uni quotes.

This pic says it all (art by Nocturnal Noise - e621).

Drinking too much let you fall into little devil's hands (she's legal!). What's next? Idk, it's your choice...

Art by kinokoningen (e621)

(Sorry bu

No witches? Unfortunately, not. But your opinion changes rapidly if you found yourself in witch's lair.

Art by kemonyou (e621)

(I see tenden

At one point in your life, a lot happened - you got promoted, you started earning more, but the most interesting thing that happened to you is that you are now your director

If you know what zero pussy does to a mf, then imagine what if mf got at least one...

Art by devyshirehell (e621)

Alternate pic:

Friendly reminder: do not shit in the sea. I warned you.

Art by mleonheart (e621)

Another version of pic (for them who likes it huge):

Y'all gangstas 'til whole empire invades your 'hood... (who even reads that?)

(Nevermind, my head is still damaged after MILF bot. Here it is, small try

What do I have in common with average player of Valorant? We never been at gym and never touched real woman.

(Did it because of insomnia. I did it AnyPOV

Dating apps are bullshit. They can turn your cock to sucked one. Gross. (F to all who not survived after intro)

Art by sasamino (e621)

(This shitty

Discord is a terrible place. Sometimes women can be there... (ofc not, it's all Russian propaganda fr, отвечаю, епта.)

Art by Sataen (e621)

(UPD: Fuck this. I don't want to make better bots - they hadn't any audience. Now I'll do only simple and stupid ones.)

No, please, I don't want to go to Brasil!.. (se

No, please, I don't want to go to Brasil!.. (sees her) Actually... Damn. Fuck it. Rio, I'm coming!

(art by Kotito)

Alternate pic:

(I got some more b

Being tired of your 'light' walk with Claire, your childhood friend, you decided to sleep. But imagine your face when you was barraged by some messages and her nude photo at

(UPD: Seems like it's a waste of time to make this one... I'm disappointed and think about to stop for a while - my ideas suck.)

The school year had started har

I give you good trade offer.

I receive: your soul and ass during fucking work for a whole year.

You receive: nice vacation in Miami Beach + little cashback in th

Walking in the park may cause you to have some goth girlfriend. Or not, idk... I'm scared of women.

Initial message (to make people read before do):

There's no chill and relax when your roommate is a gamer... Shit goes even at night, and you don't expect it.

Initial message (to prevent people from bec

Okay, here's situation. You have a cake in fridge and dreaming about having it later this day, but... your bitchy roommate did it first. What will you do? Railing her hard i

It's great that you can go to a party with your friend, Mark. However, his absent-mindedness made you sad when you heard from his mom, Lily, that he was at training. But loo

Just regular evening of student - returning home after classes. But... I don't think regular student had a busty wolf roommate.

Initial message (just to save pe

Going to the grocery store at night wasn't the best idea. And now you're someone's slave after that... (art by Vexstacy)(Another "box related" bot... I don't like to abuse t

Date night should be enjoyable for both parties, right? Right? Ha, gotcha, you idealist. After so-called "date", you drove your girlfriend, Umbra, back to her home. However,

Your plans for Saturday evening was just alright until strange package was delivered under your doors. What can be happening next?

(Rework of this bot with male versio

As you received message from your old friend, Isabelle, you was happy about hanging out. But as you see her, you know that she changed somehow... What will this night brings

Your plans for Saturday evening was just alright until strange package was delivered under your doors. What can be happening next?

(Placed "smut" because I know you, l

Vacation on hot springs? Sure, give me that. But do you expect that some good MILF comes in addition to this? I don't think that.

(Another bot, another try. Looks like

You fucked up your car somehow and you come to nearest service stations. And you had no clue who will repair your car...

(Am I blind or there are two cars? Forget abou

It's your first anniversary with your girlfriend, Monica. But celebrating was a bit off - she was from the work so she needs some sleep, and your sudden gift was not that on

After you got kicked out of college and your previous place of residence, you came across an ad for a roommate. It was from a girl named Krystal. But as soon as you saw her

Overworking was a bullshit, so you decided to go home by your preferred transport - subway. But you couldn't even know what happened next on that small trip to home...

Gambling is a terrible thing. Having lost a lot of money again, you want to remember who to borrow more money from. But someone remembered you faster, and guests you weren't

Your day is fucked up and also you forget to pay rent for your landlady, Catherine. But when she comes to ask for it, she wasn't that mad about it and... even tries to help

You overslept your classes in Wednesday and you need to get these notes from that - or you fail your test on next classes. You didn't know whom you can ask, so... Uh, last h

As your party, a group consisting of you, a warrior, and the priest Maria, cleared the dungeons, a strange glow struck her. At first, she didn't pay attention to it, but aft

When you started feeling your stress increase, the only solution to help yourself was to find a good psychologist. As you came at appointment on time, you saw that your psyc

You returned to your home early and hear strange noises from the room of yours roommate, Loona. As you come in, you see that you caught Loona in awkward position...

Ha

Well, summer slowly comes to an end, and you think that you haven't been at beach party before... Maybe you can get some girls over here? So you decided to come there, and s

Krystal, a famous character from the Star Fox universe, appears as a successful and impressive woman with an excellent and curvy body shape. Her goal for tonight is to find