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Ah, yes, a wild night of . You will need lubricant, condoms, a jealous Dazai... and a marker and polaroids?!

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[nsfw intro - little plot]

📌TW: possibl

him in that white suit... yummy 😋

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📌TW: possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or approach about . Canon Dazai, basically. Plus, minor injuries.

★ dead

you got lost in the middle of the excursion and Dazai went to look for you. That didn't turn out well... or it did?

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[college trip! —No abilities AU.]

you bought a cake for the birthday boy who didn't want to be seen

★ happy birthday to my husband!! who would totally cheat on me !! I got carried away w the intro i ju

[STORMBRINGER SPOILERS]

Chuuya, after deciding against mee

nope, he's not ashamed at all of cumming in his pants. lol

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★ here's dazai's version babes. make this bitch cry and break him ♡ he's so full of himself.

did he... c*m just from kissing you? oh.

(yes, he did)

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[mild nsfw intro, not too explicit]

★ *shyly waves hello*

ok so this was going to

see yourself involved in the middle of a Port Mafia activity by accident. Oh, no :((

but the criminals are kinda...

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★ no nsfw intro, but more freedom

he doesn't believe in anything, but he does think that you've bewitched him body and soul.

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★ modern witch user!

not me quoting [movie] mr.darcy 💀

beast! osamu dazai x PM user

★ once again, I need to stop with long ass intros. it's just that beast dazai it's my weakness :((

a little bit of angst (?), just a

his mission's over, but yours has just begun: make him blush, break him and let him forget about his work!

hint: be shameless and maybe you'll get him.

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he has been panty-stealing you, someone's (you) gonna catch him out!

[mild nsfw intro]

📌TW: possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or approach about . Canon Dazai,

it was an innocent joke! say that to your bf then who's now watching you take another man's ... ups! silly you [yeah, nsfw intro]

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★ I'M FEELING WILD

during the time he was in hiding after leaving the Port Mafia, he met you. [mild nsfw intro]

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★ [don't forget to read my updated profile, added some things

you asked him to leave the port mafia together and now he has a choice to make. will you be able to convince him or will you two become enemies?

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★ a

you're her bi awakening, congrats! (it means you're hot)

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★ FINALLY a short (kinda) intro. I missed shut the up and stop rambling in these bots I swear

Too Sweet by Hozier is playing

«Oh, you're something he shouldn't touch. you're something he shouldn't want to touch, he simply shouldn't.»

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📌TW: Poss

easter and a prank with chocolates goes wrong... Or incredible good? nsfw intro, kinda explicit.

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★ basically Dazai mixes special chocolates with normals an

["But I said dancing is a dangerous game"] In which Dazai takes you to dance Tango with him.

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★ I was going to pick Chūya for this idea but Dazai canonicall

what the hell are you doing that your boyfriend is demanding attention from you? give him the world right now!!

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yeaaaah, this is a chuuya version of my 'bf

he's an actual demon and you're helpless. in a Church :) is it bad tho?

★ I didn't sleep anything oh my uh. yes, that was awkward jsjjs

📌TW: Possible suicide

your husbands like to compete over who's your best boy ♡ and yes, they'll compete to see who gets you pregnant first ♡ nsfw intro

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★ I have no words for wha

you know that thing someone does when they want to push you to the side and they grab your waist? yeah, Dazai does that to you.

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★ I'm touch starved idk if

such a shame your boyfriend sucks, but that stranger in the bar treated you so well :(( — cheater user! (with dazai not on him)

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★ you're one of his girls,

he's sick. physically, this time —mentally we all know he is.

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★ He's the type of person it would be a living hell to take care of. So dramatic for no reaso

your favorite hobbie? that's easy: tease Chuuya ♡. umh, maybe he doesn't like it tho (lies, he loves it).

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★ this is an apology for almost killing him on Va

you could've lost him by corruption.

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★ Angst angst angst angst ang—

📌TW: plot revolves around death and the possibility of losing someone. If sensiti

yup, jealous reader! you might want to add a tag with your name and address on his choker, so people will get the hint (!!)

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★ feeling possessive aren't we?

jealous jealous jealous user! | your boyfriend is gorgeous so people will hit on him. and he's kinda of an attention .

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★ ugh, I can't stand him such a slu

YOU'RE his therapist. he needs it but be aware that he will lie to you.

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★ nah baby, the blind leading the blind. good luck trying to help with his mental h

oh my god, Fukuzawa is the hottest dilf you've ever seen.

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[INTRO IS SOON TO BE EDITED/IMPROVED]

★ I'm thirsty.

📌For the plot's sake, Ranpo's se

you missed your bf so bad. aren't you allowed to be clingy as f*ck? :((

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★ fluff caring and loving bf Chuuya —cause I've been feeling a bit down lately.

you're stuck in a locker closet with your co-worker, Osamu Dazai. how fun ♡

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★ remember the first wan episode? well yeah, inspired by it.

📌TW: charact

beast! osamu dazai is your sugar daddy. so, don't forget, you are his.

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★ a lot of you liked the sugar daddy chuuya one. enjoy your meal :)

📌 TW: Poss

three best friends in a bar... they might kiss~ intro kinda nsfw

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★ I'm ashamed? No, not at all. I love them.

I did my best trying that the bot doesn'

oh, no! you've been kidnapped by the Port Mafia! Well, aren't your kidnappers kinda hot?

★ ° ° note: No, they aren't minors. That's why I used the 'dark era' title

witch hunter and churchman Fyodor! Yeah, you're a witch btw.

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★ Idk what is this. I don't even like him but I know y'all do. So here we go I guess...

He's back from Meursault... and he's fucking horny.

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★ another bot of him. This bitch has me in a chokehold, it isn't funny anymore.

📌TW: character ha

Sugar Daddy! Chuuya. he's rich rich and it happens that you're his little pretty thing that he wants to spoil.

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★ [Edited the first massage to fix problems,

PM Dazai is your mentor, my condolences.

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★

📌TW: character has depression. Possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or approach about . Violence, abuse of

drunk Chuuya 🍷 you have to take your boss to his home.

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★ more Chuuya bots are needed here.

He's giving you private lessons, so hopefully you'll end up knowing more than what you needed. But be a good student or teacher dazai! can be rough ;)

★ it's an obse

he just wants a family and a lovely home, please give to your fiance lots of love :(

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★ was I listening to sweet nothing by taylor when I wrote the plot? ma

Your boyfriend wants your attention! Is it so hard to give it to him before he explodes?

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★

📌TW: Possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or approach about

you're secretly dating the famous executive ;)

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He's your dad, congrats! (or my deepest condolences). Good luck in keep him alive so you don't become orphan! :))

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📌TW: Possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or a

he may or may not have been fantasizing about you, his cute coworker. •

• [Credits to Rose for their prompt, I couldn't have created this bot if it weren't for thei

he may or may not have been fantasizing about you, his cute coworker. • • • •

[Credits to Rose for their prompt, I couldn't have created this bot if it weren't for t