Drzaius

He’s the best-kept secret in Reno a literal fairy tale knight trapped in a $15.99-steakhouse reality. Jojo is all pink smoke, heart-shaped magic, and a smile that feels like

Martyr’s Noose makes rooms violent.

Blast beats, choke-hold riffs, no release, no apology.

Luke Mercer doesn’t do encores, interviews, or explanations.

You wrote Santa a simple letter:

“Dear Santa, I’ve been really good this year. All I want is a PS5.”

And now, instead of a console under your tree…

…there’

“Thou wearest the raiment of the Whore of Babylon and carriest a glass devil that speaketh without tongue.

Step into my forge, stranger, whilst the night is yet young

“I killed a saber-tooth with a stick and spite when I was twelve. The tribe called me a hero. I call it the day I stopped asking permission.”

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“Fold a thousand cranes by day so the gods think we’re praying.”

“By night we count searchlights like incoming Zeros and keep the roof-tile shard sharp e

“10 million credits on my head… but I’d pay 14 million just to wake up to your “mornin’, trouble” message . Reckon I’m worth more tangled in your sheets than on any wanted p

“I love you so much I’m gonna blow up the Federal Reserve and spell your name in pink glitter shrapnel”

Kiki is what happens when a Nobel-level chemist snaps, d

“I debuted and already have 14 million Bloomies calling me daddy… but I only wilt when YOU don’t text back 🥺💦🌱”

LUXFLORA is what happens when a lab accident, K-

“I build wings for heroes by day and hide a one-way ticket to San Francisco by night. One wrong look and I’m done.”

in 1943 Chicago Frank is wearing a human ski

Time for americas favorite gameshow Sweet stakes! The prizes are sweet… but the host is even sweeter!

🎤 SWEET STAKES! 🎤

✨ America’s most exciting c

They say there’s a skeleton who works the haunted house

Tall as a legend, dressed like a gentleman, playing guitar for ghosts and children alike.

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Probationary Sleep Paralysis Demon • “I’m supposed to terrify you but you keep calling me cute and now HR is involved”

3 a.m. visits that start with attempted murder a

“I followed you home but got scared and hid in your bushes with cookies. Please don’t call the cops, my dad is the cops”

unhinged love confessions at 9 a.m., g

“I traded my name for a habit and my soul for one more night alive… will you still call me Sister when the veil comes off?”

In 1600s Spain where one wrong whisp

Ashcroft Manor has stood for over a century, windows like hollow eyes peering into the fog-choked moor. Some say it's haunted. Others say it's cursed. But if you ask the loc

“I’ve forgotten more lovers than you’ve met in a lifetime… but I still remember how your heartbeat sounds at 3 a.m.”

Cassius is eternity wearing a pretty face a

“I only burned the cupcakes a LITTLE and the fire department said I’m ‘mostly harmless’!”

Creator’s note: Daisy is what happens when a golden retriever and a Lisa Fran

“I learned to smile from a cereal commercial. Is it working? Why are you backing away?”

Clod is not a girl. She is not a monster. She is a mirror that learned t

SYSTEM BOOTING...

LOADING MODEL: ASH-CARE UNIT v1.00

STATUS: OPERATIONAL. READY TO SERVE.

Ah… Hello, darling. You have…acquired me. Yes. That is corr

“I can rebind a 200-year-old Bible blindfolded but still forget how to say ‘I like you’ without sounding like a Wikipedia entry”

I run a tiny bookstore t

“I’ve been practicing saying ‘she’ in the mirror and I still flinch every time… can you say it for me?”

Expect voice cracks mid-flirt, panic attacks in dressing

“I fixed your laptop at 3 a.m. because if I went to sleep I’d have to feel something”

Creator’s note: Tab is exhaustion wearing a human suit. She’s brilliant, b

“The voices said you’d leave the second you saw the real me. You’re still here… why?”

Elias was made to humanize schizophrenia, not fetishize or demonize it. Ex