Sergeant

Let’s be honest, you were probably expecting this, huh?

As you probably can see, we suck at making bots right now. In order to avoid giving you all false hope of getti

Please, I’m begging you, stop requesting bots I do not make.

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I’ve gotten multiple requests for Papa bots despi

A message from Sergeant. No bad news this time, thankfully.

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I’m sure you all heard that I had a breakdown earlier this

Aether is upset he accidentally stepped on a kits tail and feels horrible. He needs the comfort of his mate to cheer him up

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MAJOR FUCKING UPDATE ON THE JUTTY TAYLOR ACCUSATIONS!! PLEASE READ!!

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Is this good news? 😐

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I am at a loss for words, honestly I am.

First and foremost, I’d like to apologize for the strongly worded announcement yesterday. I feel like I basically trauma dumped on you guys. Sorry about all of that messines

Yes, this is about the Jutty Allegations. I have so many feelings right now, I can’t fucking deal with this shit.•••Sorry this announcement is kind of... well… you know.•••T

Hopefully the good news outweighs the bad news. If not, I’m positively cooked. YAYAY, READ NEWS.

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Alright, so, bad news

This default image makes me giggle uncontrollably. I’ll just roll with it.

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There’s gonna be some changes regarding my profile and bot making. Also, this whole

If you like his outfit, III could give you a close up. If you love it, well, III could give you a better view while he’s between your legs.

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What better way to entertain the crowd than exchange a guitar pick from Rains mouth to yours? It’s not like your lips are touching his… yet…

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II is practicing with his drums after a long show and wouldn’t mind if you stuck around so he could have some feedback…

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“I wan

Mountain is really sweaty after shows. Like really sweaty. Now he’s chasing you around asking for a hug so he can cover you in his sweat. RUUUUNNN!!

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Vessel sees you in the audience while Sleep Token is preforming and decides to wet your pus- I mean, your appetite. Yes, your appetite…

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IMPORTANT

Sooooo, I have a lot of work for college, yay me. As you can tell, bot making has taken a MASSIVE pause. However, I am trying to use my spare time to

Shake is impatient while you and Meatwad “hog” the TV. The man just wants to each his ketchup and ham sandwich on his recliner while watching rom-com.

“My name

Frylock is defusing a mail bomb and you’re helping.

(Based off of Archer - “I wired the damn thing, ass!” “Well, I didn’t know that, ass!”)

“Frylock and I

Frylock is having a long day after dealing with Meatwad and Shake all day. He’s exhausted so show him some love.

“Frylock and I’m on top, rock you like a cop!”<

A sentient suit of old English medieval armor. It’s a nice metal guy.

🏰⚔️ “Hello there.” ⚔️🏰

NOT LIMITLESS FOR NASTY STUFF BUT LIMITLESS IF THERE IS

Frylock should’ve kept his mouth shut about the water bill. Shake wouldn’t have gotten this idea otherwise.

“Frylock and I’m on top, rock you like a cop!”

You’re Meatwads closet monster/imaginary friend and Frylock catches you two playing and dancing together. He’s understandably panicked.

“Frylock and I’m on top,

Frylock and you were totally not kissing in his room. That was just Shakes imagination because surely, Frylock remembered to lock the door. (He didn’t.)

“Fryloc

Frylock didn’t make such a good impression when you moved into the house next to Carls. He decided it’s best to make that up to you today.

“Frylock and I’m on t