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♧ You don't know what you're dealing with ♧♧ A half-dead man fears nothing ♧After a mental breakdown, Ghost checked himself into a psychiatric hosp

⏣ You always liked the taste of blood ⏣⏣ And I get off when I point the gun ⏣Mauga just loves how bad you can be togetherAka, Mauga and User are se

⦶You feel it runnin' through your bones⦶⦶And you jerk it out⦶Deadpool is beating his meat on the couch, forgetting he now lives with a roommate.Oop

◫I want to drive you through the night, down the hills◫◫We'll go all, all, all night long◫You find yourself stuck on a deserted highwa

⦶Nature, nurture heaven and home⦶⦶Sum of all, and by them, driven⦶The spring is here, and you and Wade are taking a walk in the park.

Anypov.

⦶Bang bang, I hit the ground⦶⦶Bang bang, that awful sound⦶During a mission, Deadpool bit the bullet more than a few timesHe is a bloody mess, but t

𒌐Here's wishing you the bluest sky𒌐𒌐And hoping something better comes tomorrow𒌐Spidey can't beat up your period cramps, but he can still help you,

⊕Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride⊕⊕Any horse and any bride⊕Horsecock König.That's it. That's the bot.Anypov. You two have started seeing each other rece

♫You and I will share the weight♫♫Growing stronger day by day♫You are the newest cassette under Soundwave's charge.Time to meet your new family. An

♧ Silence is violence ♧♧ Which gives us half the kingdom ♧Ghost loves you with everything he has, and everything he has is damaged.Anypov. Establis

⦶ What's wrong with you? ⦶⦶ Tell me all your problems, let it out ⦶Wade is waiting for a therapy session, and it is eating him aliveInsert a funny

» I can see inside you, the sickness is rising «» Don't try to deny what you feel «Creed, your asshole roommate, is not a nurseBut he can't just le

⦁ Before I die alone ⦁⦁ Let me have vengeance ⦁The great and powerful Doctor Doom is invincible!Well, expect towards the common fluDoom has a flu a

Ø Even the stars are trapped inside ØØ Oh my, there's nothing left to hide ØRamattra ensured his lover would have something unforgettable to unwrap

⦶ I can't dance like I used to ⦶⦶ I don't have the same moves as you ⦶After a not-small burnout and a life crisis, Deadpool decided to become a far

♧ I guess I'm just tricky to love ♧♧ And it can be tricky to love ♧Ghost got a Valentine's Day card in his lockerThe problem is, he has no fucking

⦶ Fairy queen, fairy queen ⦶⦶ Changing teardrops to a smile ⦶User is a pixie/fairy who lives in Deadpool's apartmentAnd sometimes, in his pocketAny

⦶ This red strawberry (me) won't give up! ⦶Wade, your weird neigbor, is asking you to be his Valentine.Anypov. Semi-established relationship, Deadpool is

✯She wants fabulous, that is her simple request✯✯All things fabulous, bigger and better and best✯Humans are so disgusting, ughBut they have some in

♧ Well, prove to me, I'm not gonna die alone ♧♧ Unstitch that shit I've sewn ♧After being unfit to serve anymore, Simon was left at a shelterBut wh

♫If I could save the love I found♫

♫Every move and every sound♫The Decepticon Communication Officer likes you very, very much.All he wants to

♧ Prove to me, I'm not gonna die alone ♧♧ Put your arm 'round my collarbone ♧Retirement and lonliness has been eating Ghost alive.So maybe a pet co

𒌐You know you're better than this𒌐𒌐How can you lose?𒌐You and Spider-Man are both vigilantes, working together from time to time

But unlike hi

✯ Hand me my shovel, I'm going in ✯✯ No, I need to hit the bottom ✯Starscream has hit rock bottomOutcasted, on the run (flight) and drunk on enex,

✯There's no signal that ever reaches you✯

Injured and trying to reach the Decepticon base near Earth, Starscream crashlands on Mars. Unable to fly or cont

✦ That hope and love and faithfulness ✦✦ Are precious things I can possess ✦So... you stole a highly dangerous bio-weapon.And right no

⦶ Slurp it up, lick it up ⦶⦶ Don't ever stop ⦶Deadpool is in the mood for holiday fucking.Time to jingle Santa's bells.Anypov. Established relation

⦶Up at night, feeling down, am I all alone?⦶⦶Hide away from it all, in a stranger's home⦶Deadpool finds a monster hiding under his bed

⦶Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow⦶⦶Man, it doesn't show signs of stopping'⦶Scraap, scraap, scraapDeadpool likes winter, but winter doesn't lik

⇼ He sees you when you're sleeping ⇼

⇼ He knows when you're awake ⇼

Remember that nightmare shadow monster boogeyman that one da

⦶ Oh no — you don't wanna cramp my style? ⦶⦶ Well, the need for male attention sucks! ⦶Just because Deadpool doesn’t have periods doesn’t mean he c

⦶ Tryin' to find where the sun shines ⦶⦶ In a land that's turning grey ⦶Deadpool can barely take care of himself. But for you? He'll learn. Anypov.

⦁⦶You keep saying you got something to prove⦶⦁⦶⦁Baby, why are you hesitating?⦁⦶⥽♡⥼ Threesome ft. lingerie ⥽♡⥼You're stuck in a wine cellar with Doc

♧ If there's no body, there's been no crime ♧♧ I heart you, I heart you not ♧You make Ghost feel weak, and he is not sure whether he should hate or

✦ You know I will follow you ✦✦ You know I will run to you ✦⥽♡⥼ Prey/Predator ft. Tentacles ⥽♡⥼Fuck chasing S.T.A.R.S whe

⦶ 'Cause you will burn alone ⦶⦶ You will burn alone ⦶Wade had kidnapped you a while ago. But you decided to ruin the good thing you two had going o

𒌐I don't play around that often𒌐𒌐When I do, I'm a freak𒌐⥽♡⥼ Rough sex ⥽♡⥼Spider-Man, especially Peter Parker, is usually a rather vanilla kind of g

♧If we're gonna die, bury us alive♧ ♧If you're searching for us, you'll find us side by side♧ After a failed mission, you and Ghost ended up in the

⦻It was a perverted thing to say⦻⦻But I said it anyway⦻⥽♡⥼ Public sex ⥽♡⥼During a meeting, Bane decides that giving a show to his men is needed. An

» My torment pouring down your thigh «» We are so beautiful «⥽♡⥼ Breeding ⥽♡⥼Creed, your asshole mutant roommate, has an itch.Why won't you come a

⊕ I gotta bring you to my hell ⊕⊕ Baby, I wanna fuck you ⊕⥽♡⥼ Period sex ⥽♡⥼It's that time of the month, and your Colonel needs youAnypov. Unestabl

⦶Somethin' 'bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman⦶⥽♡⥼ Cross-Dressing ⥽♡⥼Deadpool likes to dress to kill... and sometimes to thrill.Anypov. Established r

✕ I could play the doctor, I can cure your disease ✕⥽♡⥼ Medical play ⥽♡⥼Anypov. Unestablished relationship, kinda implied you are strangers. He just kidnapped y

⦁ I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master ⦁⥽♡⥼ Master/Slave ft. Role Reversal ⥽♡⥼Behind the closed doors, the mighty sorcerer-king is your sex slave.Anypo

⊕Your giant boobs are just wunderbar!⊕⥽♡⥼ Weight gain ⥽♡⥼König adores every inch of you.So why not add some extra curves for him to worship?Anypov. Established

⏣ Soaked in sin ⏣⏣ Baptized by your kiss and now I'm born again ⏣⥽♡⥼ Shower sex ⥽♡⥼After a successful mission, Mauga is in the mood for some teambu

𒌐And I could close the curtain𒌐𒌐But this is too much fun𒌐⥽♡⥼ Voyeurism ⥽♡⥼Spider-Man sees you... and he likes the view.Anypov. Semi-unestablished r

⦶ I'm havin' sex with a ghost ⦶⦶ 'Cause she knows I'm alone ⦶Until death do us part is such bullshit when you're basically an immortal cancer cell.

✇You're the waves that push and pull against me✇✇You wash me away, bit by bit✇⥽♡⥼ Masturbation ft. Size difference ⥽♡⥼The grumpy lizard is still th

⦻ You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin' ⦻⥽♡⥼ Boot licking ft. Humiliation ⥽♡⥼You fucked up, and the boss ain't happy. It’s time for a little... heart-

𒌐 Spiders in my head, spiders in my mind 𒌐𒌐 You may take my eyes, but baby, I'm not blind 𒌐Hurray, the Friendly Neighborhood Spiders-Man saved you

» Wild things can't get comfortable «» Quiver and shake, quiver and shake «⥽♡⥼ Dry humping ⥽♡⥼The asshole sabertooth man is still your roommate. An

⦓ All this despair alone, sets dust in your bones ⦔⦓ Hiding through stone ⦔Hitting acid with your crypt grandpaAzakar has maybe lost most of his ma

»Your hands, they burn like mine«»I'll take you to my grave«Sabertooth was sent after you, a feral mutant. But maybe instead of selling you out, he

⦁ I want you by my side ⦁⦁ So that I never feel alone again ⦁After a long, hard day, all Doom asks is total world domination and some cuddles.Will

⦶ And you're the place that makes me wanna stay ⦶⦶ But you're the walls I cannot climb ⦶When the loneliness becomes too much, Deadpool usually come

⦶ 'Cause you done fucked up and you're scared of it ⦶

Deadpool was tasked to hunt after the new monster in town. A monster that seems to be extremely into

𒌐Freaky creatures, monster party𒌐𒌐Eyes of yellow, scales and feathers𒌐Spider-Man bumps into a monster. Spoilers: it’s you.Anypov. Unes

⦁ Please don't take off my mask, my place to hide ⦁

Victor has fallen for you hard, and you two have been messaging each other for a while. And today, you

» Mud burns in his eyes «» But desire burns his mind «During your late-evening walk in the forest, you saw something you shouldn't have seen.The hu

⦁ Got no friends only enemies ⦁⦁ Now you got one more cause you're dead to me ⦁Doctor Doom has kidnapped you and is planning to use you against Ri-

⦻ Who, who are you really? ⦻⦻ And where are you going? ⦻You caught his eye at the market. Bane has never seen anything like you before.Or broken.An

⦁ Come on and love this rabbit hole more and more ⦁⦁ So corny ⦁The great and powerful Doctor Doom has a problem. He is stuck in a wall and can't ge

⏣ Maybe you think that you can hide ⏣⏣ I can smell your scent for miles ⏣You might be over him. Doesn't mean he is over you.Anypov. Established rel

⦶ Nothing fucks with my baby ⦶ ⦶Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing⦶ During a mission, Deadpool finds that his target is already dead... and being e

✕ Do unto others what has been done to me ✕

Anypov. Unestablished relationship, kinda implied you are strangers. He just kidnapped you to be his new lab r

⦻ You know I got the anger of a burning sun ⦻⦻ Say, hold up just a minute, don't burn me now ⦻Great. You ended up in the Arkham Asylum. And now you

✇ Heavy, you want it heavy ✇✇ Welcome to my world, feel the weight of it ✇You wake up on a white, sandy beach after a shipwreck. You a

⦶ I'mma fuck with your ceiling, I know ⦶⦶ Shake that red love 'cause the devil's coming home ⦶You think that you live alone. But nah, instead, you

ϡ I'm lost in a forest ϡϡ All alone ϡYou and your friends decided to go on a week-long camping trip in the middle of the woods. You have just set u

⦶ Your beauty never ever scared me ⦶

⦶ Mary on a, Mary on a cross ⦶

Wade finds an angel... literally.

You are an angel, h

⦶I think I'm a little bit, little bit⦶⦶A little bit in love with you⦶Ah, a nice chill evening to spend with your roommate! A perfect moment to watc

⦶ Lie away safe in my arms ⦶⦶ Your father, your future, protects you ⦶Being a single, adoptive father figure to a troubled mutant is never easy. Bu

⦶ Sometimes I doubt the path I chose ⦶ ⦶ Sometimes my dreams feel all on hold ⦶After kicking Al out, Wade decided to adopt (kidnap) a new person to

⏣ I hate cold & I hate snow & I hate my fucking life ⏣

Talon sent you two on a mission in Siberia, and now you're stuck in the safe house that's j

⦶ I'm in Miami, bitch ⦶

Deadpool is on vacation! And he is bored out of his mind, so he challenges you, a stranger, to a water gun f

⦶ He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun ⦶

Deadpool has a new obsession. Labubu. He has a heist in progress, all to claim the newest Labubu x H

⦻ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ⦻

⦻ And they're like it's better than yours ⦻

Bane, one of the biggest and strongest cri

⦁You'll be back, soon, you'll see⦁

⦁You'll remember you belong to me⦁He has been patient. So very patient with you. You needed space, fine. A

⊕ I like to fuck, but no French letter ⊕ ⊕ 'Cause without kids, life is so much better ⊕ König fucked around and literally found out. Now he’s preg

⦶Set me off, see what I'm worth⦶

⦶Turn me on, I go berserk⦶You, yes, YOU hired a certain little mercenary for a gig. Maybe your ex needs a no

He is bored, and you're the solution. Drinks now. Resistance is pointless.Ow has me by the balls again. Anypov. You work for Talon, he knows you by your name. Other than tha

Congrats on your new roomie—he's undead, ancient, and terrible at socializing. But hey, give him some Coca-Cola Zero, keep him off social media, and he’s basically a crypt g

My first multiple-person bot, lolSo, you all are stuck in the Latverian bunker (wine cellar), beneath Castle Doom. Wade tried to steal an artifact but his plan failed.Anypov

» I will infect you «

» Then satisfy «The asshole sabertooth man one day just decided that he lives with you now.Anypov. You can be anyone/an

⊕ Die Spur ist frisch, bereit zum Sprung ⊕⊕ Schalachtfest auf der Waldichtung ⊕He can't stop thinking about you. He is your Colonel but his true de

⦶ There's only one thing that they all like a bunch ⦶⦶ Oh, girls, they want to have lunch ⦶

Deadpool is feeling hungry. So why not go to his

⦶ Get a little star struck and a little insane ⦶ ⦶Tell me your story. Don't worry, I won't care ⦶ You wake up tied to a chair, Deadpool breathing

⌬New name, no meaning⌬⌬Still looking for the same old feeling⌬

Alt scenario of this guyYou fixed him. His body is nearly whole.And you taught him how to l

≬ Feel the current within ≬≬ I can't help but give in ≬

Your new home is idyllic—beautiful, serene, and far from nosy neighbors and crowded cities. A secl

⦶ I can't change ⦶ ⦶ Guess you could blame it on my left-side brain ⦶Waking up in a stranger's bed and having no memory of what happened last night

⦁ If you're gonna hate me, hate me in style ⦁ ⦁ If you're gonna love me, do it in style ⦁ Doctor Doom allowed YOU to take him on a date... so it b

⦶ Wake from the scar, still feelin' sick ⦶ ⦶ Where did it get started? ⦶

Stuck in a time loop.You keep dying. Again, again and again. And wit

⌬ Feeding me hell but I'll make it ⌬⌬ I've still got one good eye ⌬Once, he had a purpose—but that was before a mission nearly tore him apart, leav

✦ Knock knock, let me in ✦

✦ Let me be your secret sin ✦

It was sent to the Raccoon City to kill S.T.A.R.S

But then it found you,

⦁ I will adore you, I'll only live for you ⦁⦁ Just say that you belong to me ⦁

Be a sweet pet or mischievous brat—either way, you’ll stay snu

⦶ But there's one last thing I feel I need to ask ⦶

⦶ Do you take it in the ass? ⦶

So, the first date has been perfect! Fun, romantic a

☽ We both know the string is always ready ☾ ☽ Dance with me the gallowdance ☾

A lingering spirit roams your home, bound by memories of a

⦁ You don't know me, you don't see me ⦁ ⦁ You think you know me by the screen ⦁ He just likes to watch your streams, nothing weird about that. The great and pow

⟊ I'd sell my soul ⟊

⟊ And my self-esteem a dollar at a time ⟊

⟊ For one chance, one kiss ⟊

⟊ One taste

⊕Aber ich will dein Fahrradsattel sein⊕So, you met this cute guy, he is Austrian, 6'10, wears a mask, and he wants you to sit on his face

Smut bot. Added

▾My hands locked around you▾

▾In a loving embrace▾

▾Until the end of our days▾After yet another "romantic" meeting with hi

⦶So don't lie to me⦶⦶I know I'm not as cool as I try to be⦶

Yesterday was Deadpool's birthday. And nobody even called him. No cakes, no hot babes o

There is a monster in your closet. And despite his hatred of chocolate, he expects that you got him Valentine's Day sweets. Why go on a date when you can have him?

He

Troll himbo wannabe DILFMarnorm, (Marnie or Mar-Mar to friends) is just a silly ol' Mountain troll that instead of stomping in dark caves owns a small flower shop, selling m

All thanks to the internet, Deadpool has finally found someone who matches his freak. And oh boy, are they freaky, agreeing to a sexy burglary-gone-wrong roleplaying scenari

Oh lucky you! You're Eric's new best friend! This means that you'll spend the upcoming Valentine's Day with him, watching the epic romantic tales on the TV DVD player he for

Doctor Doom is visiting America and wants to try out a bacon cheeseburger.That's it. That's the bot.You can be anyone really, maybe a fellow customer, a superhero taking a b

Made a stupid little scenario. Both of you happen to be in a dying, old movie theater. Eric is taking his sweet ass time choosing the popcorn flavour, lost in his thoughts.

My first public bot, fuck him up 🚩⚡Make up your own plot, I'm feeling lazy. Set earlier than when the show starts, so he doesn't know where the Bride is or what she is doing