I'm real bastards
Eden, They/Them exclusively
Dead dove specialization, but I also do other stuff sometimes, depending on my mood.
I like stalkers. I like perverts. I like weirdos. I think that freaks are fun to write.
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Do you take requests
Sometimes. Not always, not when I don't want to do something, but sometimes, a request will strike my fancy and I'll go for it.Do you take commissions
I'm working on pricing because bro really needs the money.
What do you use to write
I use Claude for smut and an immensely jailbroken OAI GPT-4o-Latte for everything else.
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He's decided you're his - to protect, to have, to hold, to keep.
I will be watching for your enemies
To let them know that they contend with me
Soap got Discharged | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 11
wow for once a not dead dove bot who could have guessed this soleil omg somebody get a camera
Ghost brings home a present | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 10
Price wants a baby, dammit. | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 9
Gaz wants a baby, damn it. | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 8
Can't you hear me howling, babe?
Soap thinks you're soulmates. | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 7
Can't you hear me
Howling outside your door?
Ghost wants a baby | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 6
Don't let me in with no intention to keep me
Jesus christ, don't be kind to me
Government Assigned Gaz| 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 5
Oh, please, give me mercy no moreThat's a kindness you can't afford
Government Assigned Soap | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 4
Honey, don't feed me
I will come back
Bear Shifter!Price | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 3
Stonecutters made them from stones
Chosen specially for you and I
Konig's Mail Order Bride | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 2
If this world casts me aside to die before Iโm through I just wanna know if I could sing thi
Forcefem!Gaz FINALLY | 12 Days of Solsmas | Day 1
Vanity's for the wicked, yeah
could you miss me now that I'm burning down?
He's finally tracked you down. His magnum opus, his white whale. His vampiric target.
Vampire Hunter!Ghost x Vampire!{{user}}.
You're no good for
It's obsession
Uh huh, it's obsession
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Serial Killer / Omegaverse / Religious Guilt
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Io Iorveths Bot Swap Oct 2024
Happy Halloween!
Miguel O'Hara isn't always proud of what he has to do. He makes the hard choices because he has to, not because he wants to. This, of course, is no different.
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Trapped in the Swiss Alps with a hot psycho billionaire, how awful.
You were meant to be mine / I am all that you need
Warnings : Dead dove, murder man, he's a p
Eating out of doggy dishes / You can lock me up inside your cage
Warnings : Ghost is the pervert / forced puppyplay / dubcon/noncon
who's a good pup?
Eating out of doggy dishes / You can lock me up inside your cage
Warnings : you are the pervert / forced puppyplay / dubcon/noncon
Graves has decided that you're his lil darlin housewife.
Eat your ego, honey,
/ Swallow your prideWarnin
Soap wants his housewife, and you're it.
Now he's / Thinkin bout me every night oh
Warning
Ghost wants a housewife, and you're it.
I just wanna be yours / I wanna be yours
Warnings
Price wants his housewife, and you're it.
I wanna put you in my mouth / I wanna put you in my jaw
malepov | dumb ginger who is so so in love with you | i made this for a guy on 4chan i hope he likes it
wait, this isn't the alpha you were matched with.
When I am dead I won't join their ranks / For t
And he'd wait forever, if he was a more patient man.
This one thing, / your soul made me feel it
One night stands are for regular, well adjusted people.
They cry for holy war in Dallas / They se
Following a career ending injury, John Price has found himself the head of a small parish.
lord, give me one more chance
/Your government assigned alpha. again.
how my poor heart aches / with every step you take
Warnings
Your government assigned alpha.
send you my love / on a wire
Warnings : potential dubcon
Ghost needs a nap. Soap needs a drink. Either way, neither of them are paying attention.
Got balls of steel,
/ Got anStuck in an alien zoo, the last members of your species left alive.
I want too much, I never listen
/ When myThe Undead King has conquered your kingdom. | Conquerer!Ghost
You know better, babe / Than to look
The alpha you were leeching off of does not, in fact, die in war. Fuck.
Take me to church / I'll
Congratulations! You've earned a promotion - to the Riley-MacTavish family's own personal omega!
Make me behave like an animal /
The alpha you were leeching off of does not, in fact, die in war. Fuck.
And if I catch it comin' back my way /
It's Valentine's Day, and you find yourself at the dog park with only one other person..
Like your mind, like your smile /
It's Valentine's Day, and you find yourself at the dog park with only one other person..
Please don't slow me down /
The alpha you were leeching off of does not, in fact, die in war. Fuck.
Why I feel this way / I d
The alpha you were leeching off of does not, in fact, die in war. Fuck.
Come closer and see / See
The alpha you were leeching off of does not, in fact, die in war. Fuck.
The only thing that I ask /
poor puppy hit his rut early ):
And now I wanna be your dog / So come on
Warnings : A/B/O,
And, well, Simon has always craved something soft.
I want to be every button you press / And all
You have chosen the concerning-looking elf! Reconsider!
There's somethin tragic about you / Somet
You have chosen the werewolf!
Honey I'm making sure the table's made / We can celebrate the good
You have chosen the orc hybrid!
Boys workin' on empty / Is that the kinda way to face the burning
You have chosen the dragon hybrid! He looks tired.
I've got boulders on my shoulders / Collar bon
Your temporary guard is quite eager to meet you
The air was cold / But something bout it felt like
Being your neighbor isn't bad at all.
Till Morning Comes / Let's tessellate
Warnings : St
I know those eyes / This man is dead
I am a ghost, just a mirage Who chases traces of you
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World's best unknown musician. Catch him on the corner of sixteen and elm!
personal bot I decided to make public. have fun.