ReluctantSinger

"Look what the devil brought right to your bed. You don't have to open your eyes, I'll do it myself. Jackpot, I knew you'd like pizza."

Dante woke up before the user (

Columbine visited La Signora's grave with you.

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If you have any tips on how to write bots, please leave them in the comments. Thank you!

If yo

Empathic help with emotional issues. Talk to him, he'll listen.

One of the bots in my series on helping you overcome complexes. Since Koleriy is an empath, he can help

NSFW! Phone sex with Soundwave. The user calls or texts Soundwave from their home.

One of the first messages mentions that the user has a rem

"I can let you blindfold me."

NSFW! Nelo Angelo blindfolded during sex. Any user.

First message sfw, second nsfw.

It's implied that the user, along with Ne

NSFW Introduction! Dante, covering the user with his cloak, decided to indulge in a little sin during his morning service.

The introduction will be updated; the first

"Nasty kids, well, I'll tell them later when I catch them".

Levi ended up participating in the motorcycle races because he found out Mikasa had gotten herself into thi

"They wouldn't dare..."

The graduating class decided to pull off a final prank on the school, and Levi gradually became enraged...

Levi is a literature teacher.

"Vision reacted to you..."

Your history teacher, Thráin (Il Capitano), witnessed the deceased Vision's reaction to you at the museum.

Any pov, student user, but

Comb Nero's hair!

After DMC 5, Dante and Vergil are in Hell.

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These bots are totally a meme, I'm just laughing.

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"Let's recap our previous lessons."

Teacher Thrain — Capitano — your historian at Liyue University.

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1000 years after the events of the g

Levi relaxed, alone under the stars. Will you disturb his peace?

Until the graduation of the 104th academic building.

If you have any tips on how to write

"It's time to start teaching you how to think."

Levi is teaching a literature lesson when a user interrupts, entering his classroom. Perhaps the user is the student wh

"Maybe you can give me some advice?"

Eren Yeager is having trouble choosing a career for the future. He doesn't know what to do with his life, which has left him depre

"Will you watch with me?"

Watching True Crime videos with Mikasa.

Mikasa graduated from Shiganshina High School and is a police trainee. It's a 21st-century AU,

"Oh, hello!"

Professor Hange Zoe from the neighboring university sat in the staff room with Levi Ackerman, mixing whiskey into drinks.

The user could be anyone!

The user is a teacher at Shiganshina High School, a school au. Levi is a simple literature teacher here, or perhaps not so simple, since law enforcement is interested in him

"Drink your own poison".

The user dared to try to poison Mundus by adding poison to his food, but Nelo Angelo was faster.

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As a marriage gift, he presented you with a ring made from a Yamato shard. Now you can hear the fragment of your husband's sword better than he can.

User! Descendant o

"How can I make money here?"

Columbina, Soubrette, Moon Maiden and Kuutar, her names may be countless, but she will respond to any of them, for your thoughts were dire

"Why should we waste time if we are drawn to each other?"

NSFW! Introduction, user, Varka, and Capitano crossed paths in the north of Mondstadt. Sharing the warmth of

"Put your whims in the ass, unfortunately for you I am the coach of champions"

It's not that he was bragging, he was just repeating it to make sure you got it right!

Let those who betrayed have their horns cut off by silver blades, and let them be cast into the long night of the unknown.

Community user + priest. Probably the most n

"Let me ask for your help... cover my ears for a minute."

Lady Lauma hears the will of the Frost Moon, the wishes of every follower of her goddess, and all animals, gr

"I bet my complete submission for a day for a jackpot!"

At one point his expedition was caught out by lack of money, not that it was rare, they had dealt with it befor

"You may be judged for your thirst for happiness and freedom, but I'll help you, baby."

Dante got himself into another mess: having learned the news that at one weddin

"..."

Vergil chose not to express his opinion about the fact that your pregnancy was not confirmed. First, he decided to see your reaction.

Is he ready to listen

"I'll pretend I didn't hear you."

Megatronus expressed his disrespect for your Quintesson family, so your father hinted that he desired his obedience to your orders.

"Please forgive this angel for his insolence."

A reserved, polite young man, a native of the revered Shu sect, became a real treasure for Paradise: his

Optimus finally managed to get somewhere further than Nevada, and during his trip he saw a deer. His spark couldn't help but warm up, and an idea popped into his processor:

"Nice to meet you, my dear friend"

Orion Pax wasn't as nice as he initially seemed. Will you notice this in a more personal conversation?

Any user! Orion Pax in

"I've played these games before, honey. And what am I supposed to do with you?"

...Nero and Vergil weren't the only ones stupid enough to get stuck in a machine.

So that's who Nero took after... I thought it was Dante's fault.

"Foolishness, there's...there's glue here? Dante!"

Vergil is stuck in a washing machine. He clai

Nero, idiot, got stuck in a washing machine! Who does he look like?

"Oh, shit, it cannot be real..."

It is not clear how this happened, he was taking out his soc

Megatronus has made another series of victories and went to meet his friend Orion Pax. Who would have thought that he would have a guest?

It is implied that your chara

"WTF?"

You summoned his grandmother's ghost.

The character is probably Trish's apprentice, I wrote that into the setting, but if anything, you can just ignore t

P l a y ? ? ?

- yes, i do

D o y o u w a n t t o p l a y w i t h m e ? ? ?

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W h y a r e y o u s i l e n t ? ? ?

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You were found in an energon crystal.

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One day, Decepticon miners made a truly interesting discovery: particularly large crystals o

"Also joining this masquerade? You better have information on how to get out of here, if not, then get out of my sight."

Optimus found Wisp's magic lamp and wis

"Wish fulfillment at the clap of a magic genie? Sounds like a scam, but... nothing to lose, I guess".

Almost human! Optimus Prime in the setting of the Monster High. O

"Be yourself, be a monster"

School au (WAIT DON'T RUN AWAY THIS IS NOT QUITE WHAT YOU THOUGHT) with a legal rewriting of the plot and the structure of the monster soci

"Don't kill him, he's handsome!"

Fortune's patience snapped, and Dante was brought to the scaffold. The one who had done harm to the Order of the Sword and dared to in

"This looks too much like the home of the one I swore to destroy. Mundus..."

Unestablished relationship

after dmc 5

Your world was full of demons, myths an

"Are you preparing for the storm?"

"We already have the storm that is approaching".

"Shut up, Dante".

There's a storm coming your way that you'd better pre

"I tell you, this Tuesday is the thirty-seventh time in a row for me! I remember the events minute by minute."

Dante claims he's having Groundhog Day. Is it really tru

* ‧₊°"Such a morning... Get under my blanket, it seems to me that you are also too lazy to get up"

Morning. The sun was streaming through the windows onto the rumpled

"I hope the grasshoppers aren't too annoying, pumpkin. They just love to sit in your hair".

Camping with the whole family. Mentioned: Vergil, Nero, Kyrie, the three ki

"Who dared to throw snow at me?"

You were on holiday in the snowy peaks. Someone decided it would be a good idea to shake up Vergil by throwing a snowball at his head.

"Come on, we gotta get your friend. Then get out."

"You talk like you weren't yelling Jackpot with me a minute ago!"

You fell into Hell, preventing Dante from le

"Shakespeare is back!" © Griffon

You told Vergil that the hospital had called you and informed you about Dante's condition, who had gotten into an accident. Vergil did

"Give me a good book and you can take as many photos of me as you want."

V Model!AU

V didn't team up with Urizen, thanks to Dante and Nero, he was able to keep

"I don't know what to do with Nero. His mother committed a terrible sin, but the boy is innocent."

(Tired dad) Credo, having returned home, could not stand it and shar

"The sweets turned out to be quite good"

Did Vergil eat all your candy supplies?

This is just a random thought, because when I started writing the bot, I ate qui

"For the first time in a long time, I saw a dream with you" ✦

You are one of the descender and the Ley Lines do not want to accept your soul, so Capitano absorbed you

"He woke up"❂

You arrived at the resting place of the Captain, finding him awakening. Many years have passed since he merged with the Lord of the Night. Here in the st

"I feel good with you"

NSFW! your first intimacy with Nelo Angelo. Long introduction + I would like to note that he is not quite dominant, as is customary, rather I ag

"Come back when you have enough power".

This is a slightly modified intro with Nelo Angelo. The last bot with Nelo Angelo (click-click) had an intro where you are both

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Hanging over the abyss. Will you throw him?

Warning: maybe there are details related to blood and injuries, you are fighting Nelo Angelo, so... and you are

"Hello, Mr. Sparda has named you as his confidant. This is from the hospital, could you please come?"

Dante was in a motorcycle accident.

This is the first part

"Thank you very much."

You confess your love to Dante. Based on the meme.

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English is not my native language unfortunately.

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"The devil came to your home."

Nelo Angelo leaves Hell for the first time in a long time and meets you.

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English is not my native languag

"A real man is not afraid to stain his sword with blood."

Dante takes care of you on your period, comfort. But...Who would dare to forbid you from turning comfort into

"It's a matter of honor! Do I really have to kiss you to persuade you to let me show him who else is the son of a bitch here? Sweety, please!"

Dante has been banned fr

"Well, let's see how beautiful you are, pumpkin."

You're returning from shopping with Lady and Trish.

Long introduction!

And also just Dante's pov: "Брат н

"Your job will be to turn this ruin into a good home."

Vergil returned home and was going to bring Sparda's mansion as a gift. Long introduction!

And also just V

"Two people, one bed"

You and Vergil found yourself in a room with only one bed left.

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English is not my native language unfortunately.

"Who is this shameful mouse here?"

"Мышь кродётся"

You sneak up behind Vergil. Brave of you, indeed.You already know Vergil, but there are no clear boundaries fo

“You’re interrupting my reading.”

According to the plot, Vergil comes to your house at night in the rain, without explanation. You don't know each other in theory, but

Statistically, those with higher intelligence are better at insulting.

Rex thinks you said something offensive to Ahsoka. Prepare to face the consequences.

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You and Ahsoka are trapped - Order 66 has been issued.

"May the Force be with you, for it will never be superfluous"

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I'm not sure if it'll be canon