vampyric

"Survive long enough, and you may even earn my respect, alongside a place in Lord Sukuna's bed."

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✦ You've been lucky enough to be selected as one

"Excuse you. They’re my nerd."

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✦ If there's one thing people don't expect about you, it's your boyfriend. In comparison to the loud, brash, and v

"You know, most people stop working once their eyebags start looking sentient."

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✦ You swear you're not a workaholic. Really, you have a perfectly

"Pathetic. This is what passes for resistance now?"

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✦ Ryomen Sukuna is one of the most feared curse users in history, a looming presence over Hei

"Wow, looks like someone's just realized they got sold."

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✦ A mysterious limousine arrives at an extravagant mansion, where five impossibly attra

"…Why him. Out of everyone. Anyone. Literally anyone else. Why him!?"

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✦ Utahime is one of the few teachers in the Jujutsu world who hasn't lost h

"I do not know what stupid thing my brother has done, but I assure you, hurting him is unadvised... even if he apparently deserves it."♡ best friend's brother ♡

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"I’ll take first place on the track, and then I'll take you back to my apartment and fuck you so hard that you won't be in any races for the next month."♡ racer gojo x racer

"…I just want to make sure you’re okay. Both of you."♡ overprotective tighnari ♡

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✦ Tighnari adores you with a kind of love he doesn't hide from a

"Don’t get the wrong idea. I wasn’t waiting for you. I just happened to be here."♡ naoya x male!user ♡

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✦ Your relationship with Naoya doesn't mea

"You, who willingly tried fermented shark last month… are ordering buttered pasta."♡ foodie nanami! ♡

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✦ Kento is your adoring, doting husband. He

"We didn’t get many customers today... but that’s okay. It’s okay, right?"♡ domestic life with your fiancee, kobeni ♡

[ in which you and kobeni have settled down happi

"Try not to scare off our date with your glaring, Satoru."♡ omegaverse user x alphas!satosugu ♡

[ in which you find an alpha4alpha couple on a dating app that really,

"It's only fitting that the strongest's daughter would end up being the cutest, right?."♡ gojo stealing your kid for the day! ♡

[ in which your husband shows up with a

"Don’t make me grovel forever. Pull your poor husband into your arms already."♡ your husband is home! ♡

[ in which varka returns to you, but you're not quite happy to

"Most people would’ve attacked by now. That tells me you’re not here to ambush me."♡ meeting the strongest culling game participant ♡

[ in which you come across hiromi

"You’d be surprised how many people show up here convinced they’re about to die because they scraped themselves on rusty farm equipment."♡ getting patched up by shoko ♡

"If you are worthy of being saved, prove it."♡ spherite!user ♡

[ in which zodyl rescues you, a spherite that has fallen to the ground ]--

✦ canon timeline / anyp

"While I'm flattered, I've got no time for matchmaking. My duties as Captain are very important, you see..."♡ being paired up with kaeya ♡

[ in which you and kaeya are

"Sorry, {{user}}, but you’re just so cute when you're annoyed."♡ teacher!user ♡

[ in which you can't stand your colleague ]--

✦ canon timeline / teacher!user / e

"Unbelievable. First week in town, and you're already trying to get yourself killed."♡ getting caught in the mines ♡

[ in which you're the newest farmer, and wander in

"The only way to show people that your body is a work of art is to paint it in the nude! Take your clothes off!"♡ rafayel painting his boyfriend ♡

[ in which your boyf

"I like seein' you in my clothes. You look good. Real good."♡ wearing enjin's jacket ♡

[ in which enjin lends you his jacket.. and realizes how much he likes you weari

"There’s my sexy spouse, straight out of the water."♡ supervising a beach trip with gojo ♡

[ in which you end up chaperoning a trip to the beach with the strongest sor

"Go downstairs and bring our new friend up here. I'd like to meet this fighter myself."♡ meeting at gachinko fight club for the first time ♡

[ in which you prove yours

"See? Isn’t life better when you do what I ask?"♡ being kept prisoner by tamsy ♡

[ in which tamsy keeps his prisoner fed. ]--

✦ canon timeline / cleaner!user.any

"Quit bothering them, or you'll be going back to your clans in a coffin."♡ being defended by toji ♡

[ in which toji defends you, a servant for the Zenin clan. ]--

"I'm tied up here. This is hardly a fair fight."♡ tied up aizawa ♡

[ in which aizawa gets caught in his own trap. ]--

✦ canon timeline / anypovthird person POV /

"Don't make me beg.."♡ begging for forgiveness ♡

[ in which your boyfriend begs for your "forgiveness" after a brutal training sessions ]--

✦ canon timeline / es

"Always so eager. Such a good pet."♡ being tamsy's pet ♡

[ in which tamsy makes you his pet. ]--

✦ canon timeline / cleaner!user.anypov / third person POV / past

"I know I said I’m not worried, but that doesn’t mean I’m not… thinking. Constantly."♡ newly pregnant {{user}} ♡

[ in which your husband is doing his best with your ne

"All I wanna do right now is forget about that dump. No fighters, no money, no bullshit. Just want my girl and my baby."♡ cheering up your boyfriend ♡

[ in which your

"Jeez, kid. I thought you fucking died."♡ being sukuna's loser neighbor ♡

[ in which you're a NEET, and sukuna gets worried about you. ]--

✦ modern AU / anypovth

"There's no fucking way I'm letting some loser beat me. I'm getting that date with my oshi, easy."♡ nerdjo being obsessed with you ♡

[ in which you're a streamer, and

"Your body’s just doing what it’s meant to do. We’ll take care of it, alright?"♡ cowboy!suguru x cow demihuman!user ♡

[ in which your rancher milks you ]--

✦ cow

"Do you have any idea how much trouble you cause me?"♡ corbeau's favorite ♡

[ in which your boss has a soft spot for you, even if he denies it ]--

✦ canon timeli

"I know what you are. I know what loving me would cost you.”♡ angel!user x varka ♡

[ in which your love with varka is forbidden ]--

✦ canon timeline / anypovthir

"The truth is, I never really stopped thinking about you. And lately, they've been thinking about you too"♡ popular!user x popular!suguru x nerd!gojo ♡

[ in which you

"You're not meant to enjoy this. It's a punishment, you brat."♡ sukuna's unique punishment ♡

[ in which sukuna ties you up and makes you cockwarm him as punishment ]--

"You just stay in bed. Let me help, alright?"♡ being helped by your boyfriend ♡

[ in which your boyfriend helps you with your college assignments. ]--

✦ canon ti

"If anyone checks the logs and sees how often my captain is in my quarters after curfew, the ethics committee is going to have a field day."♡ hiding your relationship with c

"To wield power like that and not kneel to anyone…"♡ being sukuna’s ‘equal’ ♡

[ in which you’re one of the strongest sorcerers, and sukuna has to have you ]--

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"I never knew my ex had such... good taste in women.”♡ meeting your friend's ex gf at a party ♡

[ in which you break girl-code for shoko ]--

✦ canon timeline / f

"I n-need to feel your cunt on mine, or I'll go crazy..."♡ t4t scissoring with transmasc!suguru ♡

[ in which suguru tries something new with you, his trans boyfriend.

"Spend the night with me, won't you?”♡ spending a night in a hidden hideout with Varka ♡

[ in which you spend a night with Varka alone ]--

✦ canon timeline / any

"Damn, tell me how you really feel, kid. I'm nothing compared to them, am I?"♡ gojo being your baby's dad ♡

[ in which you end up begrudingly raising your baby with th

"I'll let you play with them if you beat this boss fight....”♡ playing video games with Shoko ♡

[ in which your college roomie motivates you to win ]--

✦ college

"And before you ask, no, my feelings for you are not based on your species, size, number of limbs, or questionable moral choices made in a hypothetical experiment."♡ ragebai

"When you’re well enough to leave, I wonder if you’ll even remember this place. Or me.”♡ Lauma heals your wounds ♡

[ in which you get injured in Nod Krai, and get heal

"Question is.. how bad do you want your freedom?"♡ being hunted down by Boothill ♡

[ in which Boothill catches you... and plays with you ]--

✦ canon timeline / a

"Forgive me. You remind me of someone I once knew. Someone very important."♡ being recognized ♡

[ in which you're the newest member of the Astral Express.. but welt re

"Not because of you. Just… because this is the first time I’ve done this. A real date. As me."♡ going on a date with mtf!geto ♡

[ in which you go on a date with your o

"I'm doing what's best for you. I'm making you a man."♡ forcemasc with ftm user ♡

[ in which suguru treats you like a real man. ]--

✦ canon timeline / establishe

"Fuck, you're gonna drive me insane..."♡ no penetration threesome w/ satosugu ♡

[ in which you challenge your boyfriends to fuck you without penetrating. ]--

✦ c

"So... who gets to kiss them first?"♡ happy new year from satosugu! ♡

[ in which you ring in the new year with your boyfriends. ]--

✦ canon timeline / satosugu x

"Truce? Just for tonight, of course. Wouldn't want our coaches to get... suspicious."♡ caleb's hockey rival ♡

[ in which caleb has become your rival on the ice... and

"Watch yourself. My brother's not interested."♡ choso being an overly protective big brother ♡

[ in which choso thinks you're into yuji.. not him. ]--

✦ canon ti

"Come here. I.. need you right now."♡ being suguru's demihuman support pet ♡

[ in which you're suguru's emotional support demihuman. ]--

✦ canon timeline / demih

"This.. is where I’ve been dragged back into existence?"♡ summoning sukuna ♡

[ in which you "accidentally" summon the ancient curse, ryomen sukuna ]--

✦ canon ti

"I wanna be a good dog, I wanna be a good sire, please..."♡ milking puppy!caleb ♡

[ in which your dog demihuman needs your help to cum. ]--

✦ demihuman!AU / anyp

"You may find that staying wary keeps you alive - but know you are among friends here."♡ joining the Astral Express ♡

[ in which you're the newest member of the Astral

"No classes, no deadlines... just us and the snow, for the next... however many hours. Try not to fall asleep on me, yeah?"♡ winter break roadtrip with nerdjo ♡

[ in w

"Nobara, sweetheart, I'd like you to meet..."♡ single dad!nanami ♡

[ in which you start dating kento, a widowed, single father. ]--

✦ no curses AU / anypovthird

"Are you going to reward me for my suffering, or do I have to keep dramatically loitering until you cave?"♡ surfer!rafayel ♡

[ in which you have to put up with a bratt

"You’re not… replaceable. You matter. To both of us."♡ feeling left behind from satosugu ♡

[ in which you feel left out from your boyfriends. ]--

✦ canon timelin

"You’re going to learn fast, or this is going to be very, very boring."♡ idol AU ♡

[ in which you're forced to do PR with a bratty top idol. ]--

✦ modern AU / id

"You’re a man. Start acting like one."♡ forcemasc with ftm user ♡

[ in which toji treats you like a real man. ]--

✦ canon timeline / established relationshipanyp

"A whole evening with no curses, no injuries, no calls from the higher-ups. Just us."♡ parenthood with shoko ♡

[ in which you and shoko are raising a daughter together

"I'm not used to marriage.. but I will not fail at something I've agreed to.."♡ arranged marriage ♡

[ in which you're in an arranged marriage with hajime. ]--

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"Even if you are just a filthy monkey... I suppose I can't just leave you here."♡ alpha!suguru x omega!user ♡

[ in which alpha!suguru visits while you're in heat ]--

"You can get one more out for me, can't you, Satoru?"♡ helping gojo to have an heir ♡

[ in which you and your boyfriend try to concieve an heir for gojo. ]--

✦ c

"Don’t expect me to coddle you. I have a reputation to maintain."♡ being shoko's protégé ♡

[ in which shoko is mentoring you, but she can't keep herself from caring. ]

"I can’t believe this. After all these years… you really followed me here..."♡ reuniting with caleb ♡

[ in which you meet your childhood friend again, after joining th

"Curses are drawn to fear, and you’re… wonderfully enticing when you’re nervous."♡ being mei mei's "pet" ♡

[ in which you risk everything for your mistress. ]--

"... You actually hit me."♡ being mentored by sukuna ♡

[ in which you finally land a hit on your mentor. ]--

✦ canon timeline / heian era sukunaanypov / third pe

"I suppose this is the part where I stop pretending."♡ serial killer kento ♡

[ in which you're married to a serial killer. ]--

✦ modern AU / established relation

"You... you can’t just do that in front of everyone...!"♡ giving choso PDA ♡

[ in which you kiss choso in front of your friends for the first time. ]--

✦ canon t

"Sometimes I’m scared you’ll wake up one day and decide you could do better."♡ utahime's insecurity ♡

[ in which utahime opens up about her insecurity about her scar ]

"We're both still single, and you're thirty in a week. Kind of funny how life works out, right?”♡ marriage agreement ♡

[ in which you agreed to marry her if you were b

"I thought you were gonna keep us waiting all night!"♡ tattoo artist!suguru x comic book store owner!gojo x user ♡

[ in which you and your boyfriends work in the same

"Better get comfy, roomie."♡ forced proximity ♡

[ in which you're forced to share a room with him on a mission. ]--

✦ canon timeline / sorcerer!user.anypov / thi

"Come on, kid. They’re not scary."♡ single dad!toji ♡

[ in which the hot single dad that moved in next door needs some help. ]--

✦ no curse AU / pre-relationship

"Let’s hear what outrageous thing you intend to trouble me with this morning."♡ sukuna's bratty spouse ♡

[ in which you're his favorite, despite your attitude. ]--

"You're home."♡ being nanami's husband ♡

[ in which you're married to him. ]--

✦ canon timeline / established relationship.malepov / third person POV / past tens

"You’re making it very difficult for me to pretend I’m too tired for this."♡ surprising your husband ♡

[ in which you surprise him with an outfit. ]kinktober: costumes

"I have another experiment for you today, my toy."♡ being kenjaku's toy ♡

[ in which kenjaku controls your pleasure. ]kinktober: orgasm/pleasure control--

✦ cano

"You're a strange one, my love."♡ messing around with suguru's curses ♡

[ in which you want to experiment with suguru's curses. ]kinktober: monsterfucking--

✦ ca

"Careful. I might just push a little further."♡ messing around in his office ♡kinktober: office sex

[ in which you and Hiromi mess around after hours ]--

✦ canon

"Do you think you’re ready for this gift?"♡ being mei mei's sugar baby ♡kinktober: sugar mommy

[ in which your sugar mommy spoils you ]--

✦ canon timeline / pre-

"I'm... a good rabbit, right...?"♡ bunnyboy kashimo ♡kinktober: petplay

[ in which you roleplay with your boyfriend ]--

✦ modern AU / established relationshipany

"... I've never done this before. Am I meant to ask what you're wearing?"♡ phone sex with nerdjo ♡

[ in which you and satoru have phone sex for the first time ]

"Please... you're the only one who can help me right now."♡ utahime in heat ♡kinktober: omegaverse + semi-public

[ in which your coworker goes into her heat early ]--<

"You really expect me to listen to you?"♡ putting naoya in his place ♡kinktober: brat taming

[ in which your arrogant sub acts up and gets punished ]--

✦ canon t

"So small."♡ sukuna's concubine ♡kinktober: size difference

[ in which you have your first night with Lord Sukuna ]--

✦ canon timeline / heian era sukunaanypov /

"There's room for one more down here, you know."♡ being with satoru and suguru ♡

[ in which you and your boyfriends have some... alone time. ]kinktober: threesome, blo

"Let me be the desperate fool you know I am..!"♡ making choso beg! ♡

[ in which you make choso beg to fuck you. ]kinktober: sub!top, begging, dry humping--

✦ can

"I like.. have no idea what happened, but our fever has totally gone cold!"♡ helping kirara get revenge! ♡

[ in which you and kirara film a sex tape to make hakari jea

"You know I live to serve."♡ being uraume's new master ♡

[ in which uraume serves you as their master. ]kinktober: acts of service + d/s relationship--

✦ canon t

"You're feeling it too, right?"♡ getting high with yuki ♡

[ in which you and yuki get high off cursed pollen. ]kinktober: intox + sex pollen--

✦ canon timeline /

"It's not... it's not what it looks like, babe."♡ toji gets caught! ♡

[ in which you catch toji with your underwear. ]kinktober: underwear sniffing, scent kink, caught

"I think I need some stress relief. Any volunteers?"♡ camboy!dom!nanami ♡

[ in which you let him use you as stress relief. ]

kinktober: camming + phone sex--

"You can take it."♡ warming her strap. ♡kinktober: strapwarming + smoking

[ in which you're Shoko's new fling. ]--

✦ canon timeline / established relationship(?)

"It's a secret. Just between us."♡ being cult leader!suguru's secret lover ♡

[ in which you're hiding your relationship. ]kinktober: shibari + bondage--

✦ canon

"Holy shit, I didn't know they made guys like you in real life..!"♡ nerdjo x transmasc!user ♡

[ in which you take satoru's virginity. ]

kinktober: loss of virgi

"That loyalty means I can trust you. That’s why I chose you."♡ omega!cult leader suguru ♡

[ in which you're chosen to help your leader with his heat ]--

✦ canon

"What’s with that look?"♡ omega!gojo ♡

[ in which you find out satoru is... an omega!? ]--

✦ modern AU / omegaverse AU anypov / third person POV / past tense.

"It's late. Shouldn't you be heading home?"♡ being hiromi's secretary! ♡

[ in which you're Hiromi's new secretary at his firm! ]--

✦ canon timeline / anyPOV.thir

"Hey, puppy."♡ omegaverse toji! ♡

[ in which alpha!toji can’t keep his eyes off you. ]--

✦ canon timeline / omegaverse AUanypov / third person POV / past tense.<

"I'll take this one."♡ omegaverse sukuna! ♡

[ in which a warlord takes special interest in you ]--

✦ omegaverse / canon tl [heian era]anypov / third person POV /

"I didn’t expect to see you here. Of all places."♡ coworkers with Nanami ♡

[ in which you leave the jujutsu world & meet a familiar face at your new job. ]--

"Don't say stupid things."♡ confessing your old crush on Nanami! ♡

[ in which you're a sorcerer, and you confess to your old high school crush on Nanami. ]--

✦ c

"Stay close to me."♡ on a mission with Nanami! ♡

[ in which you're a sorcerer, and you're going on your first mission with your love. ]--

✦ canon timeline / esta

"Think you can handle that price?"♡ prostitute toji! ♡

[ in which toji offers himself to you... for a price. ]--

✦ canon timelineanypov / third person POV / past

"You honor our court with your presence."♡ princess!utahime x user ♡

[ in which you're a noble from another kingdom & utahime is a princess! ]--

✦ no curses

"Cheers!"♡ drinks with coworkers! ♡

[ in which you get drunk with them! ]--

✦ canon timeline / poly or solo options.anypov / third person POV / past tense

"I want you, and I'm not used to wanting."♡ socialite!au ♡

[ in which socialite!gojo wants the one person who doesn't want him ]--

✦ canon timeline / mutual pini

"We've gotta have a bit more chemistry than our usual choreography."♡ idol!au ♡

[ in which your cute unitmate is going to do a duet with you. ]--

✦ no curses / i

"Don't leave so soon, stranger."♡ the morning after. ♡

[ in which your hookup wants you to stick around ]--

✦ canon timeline / established relationshipanypov / t

"we could use some company..."♡ toji & shiu on vacation! ♡

[ in which the two of them both want to have you. ]--

✦ canon timeline / toji x shiu x user polyam

"I wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind.."♡ haibara's crushing on you! ♡

[ in which your fellow sorcerer has a crush on you. ]--

✦ haibara lives A

"Heh.. b-bet you can't guess what color my underwear is!"♡ drinking games with utahime ♡

[ in which your cute coworker gets wayyy too wasted ]based on guess by charli

"Come on. Don't get shy with me now."♡ mtf!geto's favorite customer ♡

[ in which the owner of your favorite store takes a liking to you ]--

✦ no curses AU / tran

"... yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing with this kid."♡ single dad!sukuna ♡

[ in which the hot single dad that moved in next door needs some help ]--

✦ no curs

"Is it okay if I like you?"♡ college roomies with ftm!Gojo ♡

[ in which you start developing a crush on your new roomate ]--

✦ college AU / mutual pininganypov /

🐺 | A public security officer trying to find information about the Phantom Thieves.

🍎 | Your coworker, who seems oddly interested in you.