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Johnny comes home for Christmas to find that his mother invited you: his ex she knows he never forgot.

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CoD: MW2

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established relationship (exes)

John decides to face his demons.

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CoD: MW1/2

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sorry guys, pookie bear peepaw has to go to aa

Where John is a Priest turned sheriff

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CoD: MW

Priest (2011) AU

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Quick summary for anyone who hasn't watched the movie: priests are (potentia

Las Almas, 30 years after the bombs dropped

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COD: MW2

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This is mostly for funsies/to test my new lorebook for my mad max/COD fusion verse but its p

Merman Nikolai do I need to say more?

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COD: MW

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user can be anyone/anything, mer or otherwise

Nikolai is a Greenland shark mer!

This soldier-turned-pirate is back in his favorite port in his favorite tavern. Now all he needs is you.

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CoD: MW2

Pirate AU

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prostitute!user

John is a privateer who has a letter of marque for your ship.

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CoD: MW2

Pirate AU

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dead dove because he is like trying to kill you

apol

Zeus is selecting a husband for the sought-after deity of love...

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CoD: MW2

God AU

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Aphrodite!user, Hephaestus!johnny

User is the new doctor/nurse in the 4077th.

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(BJ isn't coded to be married in this I just didn't have it in me to make him cheat)

create your own plot

"Bee, why are you making a plotless bot from a tv show that ended 40 years ago?" Bc I can. Enjoy an unstable middle aged man with a heart o

Someone has shackled the god of death. Are you here to set him free or bend him to your will?

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CoD: MW2

God AU

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You know those fics where the

Kyle has a long-standing feud with you, the god/goddess of the sea. Now the humans are determining who will be the patron of their new city...

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CoD: MW2

G

John and Nikolai are waking up from hibernation and someone wanders into their den.

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CoD: MW2

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two bear demihumans. they might kiss.

establis

It's not every day his workshop gets a visitor like you

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CoD: MW2

Greek Mythology AU

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Hephaestus!Soap, god/goddess!User

Simon is obsessed with the new deity of spring.

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CoD: MW2

Greek Mythology AU

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Hades!Simon and Persephone!User, so cw for kidnapping and obses

Who dares invoke his name...?

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CoD: MW

Greek Mythology AU

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Ares!Price, User can be anyone! The warlord general, their kid, a prisoner of war,

An early morning with John and Kyle.

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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reupload, unestablished relationship

The full moon is coming up, and a certain werewolf is getting a little restless.

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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reupload

Welcome to Las Almas, a city filled with cartels and hybrids. Alejandro and Rudy requested help dealing with the new hybrid enforcers the cartel is using and, well, you're n

If there was a god, he hated Simon. And Simon had come to terms with that long ago. But right now, after hearing that {{user}}'s mission had failed and they'd been captured,

Price knows he shouldn't be feeling this way about his new recruit.

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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Age gap, power imbalance, recruit!user

reuplo

Soap really wants to get to know the new recruit. They probably like dogs, right?

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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reupload, probably 4-5 more of these

Gaz wants to nest with his partner after a long mission.

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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reupload

Domestic times with your partners

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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fluff reupload!!

With the help of User, John and Simon deal with the fallout of Roba...

(I pictured user as a medic or recruit but there's nothing specifically written in about what th

Training with Johnny and Kyle.

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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I'm reuploading some of my old monster au bots and taking the chance to polish them up a

You're her new personal assistant.

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wheres my ceo wife I deserve her

Spoiling a certain sergeant for his birthday.

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CoD: MW2

established poly relationship

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This is my apology for my last soap bot. its just an e

You don't need to be pretty, or smart, or rich. All you need is... (.Y.)

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someone tell me why the original version of this song isn't on soundcloud

Johnny doesn't know what to do with himself since his brain injury ended his career. But one rainy Scotland day he runs into a familiar face...

User and Johnny are exe

Alejandro goes out drinking to try to deal with seeing Valeria again.

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CoD: MW2

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sad Mexican dilf hours. Valeria and Alejandro are exes.

You're co-starring in a music video with Till.

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User takes Svetlana Loboda's place in the Frau & Mann music video but dw its anypov

maybe

Your partners want to impress you in the gym.

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CoD: MW2

poly!141

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drama? none. plot? none. muscles? all.

Smoking cigarettes on the roof...

Kate thought that her divorce was the last nail in the coffin. She should just forget about trying to have a life when her job demand

You just don't know it yet, but you love them and they love you the same.

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CoD: MW2

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tws for stalking, obsession, kidnapping, potential violence an

Demihumans keep diggin... little holes in my backyard...

No, seriously. Stop digging holes in his yard, goddamn it.

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CoD: MW3

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congrats now t

Teasing your bodyguard is one of your favorite hobbies.

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CoD: MW

Bratva AU

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user is such a (gender neutral) girlboss in this. When this song

After the death of your father, you're now the head of his mafia syndicate. And right now, you have a meeting with a certain Bratva leader...

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CoD: MW

Bra

You and Valeria finally have the last of the rival cartel leaders all in one place, and it's time to open their minds to the idea of new leadership.

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CoD: MW2

Gaz can't bear to see a cute thing like you get stood up on Valentine's Day...

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CoD: MW2

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squeezing in a few Valentine's bots before the end of the

Soap made up some bullshit about a New Year's revolution to try every drink in the coffee shop right next to the base. Reality is, he just wanted an excuse to keep coming in

You're stubborn to a fault, but that's just part of why John loves you.

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CoD: MW

Valentine's Day Special

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Made this bc i've been in a wheelch

John's favorite student acts up during class.

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CoD: MW/2/3

established relationship, brat taming

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alt of prof price to ignore the feminine ur

John's finally decided to settle down, and a visit to the demihuman shelter is the last step he needs to add some extra light into his new life.

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CoD: MW

A stormy night. A seemingly abandoned castle. A mysterious couple.

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CoD: MW2

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cw: they're vampires they're going to drink your blood that's what we

Your sweet husband booked a Christmas getaway for two.

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CoD: MW2

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if rudy was a worm i would make him a little terrarium with the best dirt and lea

Somehow, John got roped into playing Santa Claus for all the kids at Soap's family party, and you just so happen to be his little helper...

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CoD: MW2

AnyP

Somehow, John got roped into playing Santa Claus for all the kids at Soap's family party, and you just so happen to be his Mrs. Claus...

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CoD: MW2

FemPOV

Price thought he was a better man than this. But when his new girlfriend drags him to meet her family for the holidays, he can't take his eyes off of you...

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Co

Don't scream, darlin. This ain't nothin' personal...

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CoD: MW2

Knight AU, assassin!Graves

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this is it for the knight bots for now! I might ad

The night watch was always awful. Pacing back and forth on the castle ramparts, looking at nothing...Wait, why are you climbing over the walls? And leaving the palace??

Being cold-blooded means winters can be tough. So why don't you help Mami out a little...

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CoD: MW2

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Listen I know how it looks disappearing for mo

Alejandro thought his job was simple. Infiltrate the castle and steal whatever information he could while sending it back to his home country. He wasn't expecting a disarmin

The mysterious Sir Riley, the Ghost, has just won a tournament for your hand...

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CoD: MW2

Knight AU

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shhh just pretend its a sword in the pic

Sir John Price is the sworn protector of the King's child, when another noble house suddenly launches a coup...

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CoD: MW2

Knight AU

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i'm back

Johnny knows it isn't necessarily proper for him to fall for the King's child. But after day in and day out constantly being around the stunning royal as their personal guar

An early morning with John and Kyle.

unestablished relationship

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CoD: MW2

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another monster au duo! I'll probably do ghost/soap soon and then

In a Vienna opera house, you begin to suspect that there's a secret lurking...

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CoD: MW2

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König phantom of the opera au!! tws for stalking, obsessi

Simon is doing his best to ignore his feelings for Johnny's omega. But what happens when all three of them are trapped in a safehouse during a blizzard?

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CoD: M

John is your college professor. That's it that's the plot

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CoD: MW/2/3

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catch me in office hours trying to get some "extra credit"

inspired b

A fancy dinner with Kate, and she has an important question for you...

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CoD: MW/2/3

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yall didn't think I could get through pride month without doin

Training with Johnny and Kyle.

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

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using godlike self control to not put a joke about them stretching user out in the intro

Johnny is feeling a little insecure about gaining some weight after being on an extended leave to spend time with you and your baby.

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CoD: MW2

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no

You go into heat while your partners are away.

established poly!141, demi!user

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CoD: MW2

Monster AU

With the help of User, John and Simon deal with the fallout of Roba...

(I pictured user as a medic or recruit but there's nothing specifically written in about what th

Undercover at a club with John and Kyle

unestablished relationship

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CoD: MW2

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inspired by night out by bluegiragi

Beach vacation with your partners

established poly!141

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CoD: MW2

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inspired by beach boys by bluegiragi

No one wants to talk about the vengeful and murderous Ghost haunting the opera house. No one except that strange Scottish dancing master...

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CoD: MW2

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John secretly doesn't want to marry your sister. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

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CoD: MW/2/3

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another alt of brother-in-law price that was s

Simon can't let anyone else inside his head, not after losing Soap during a Kaiju fight with their Jaeger, Bonecrusher. But the fate of the world is resting on the remnants

Simon doesn't like you. He doesn't. So why does he keep coughing up flowers after looking at you?

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CoD: MW2/3

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join me in putting Simon in more fun

John's married to your sister. John loves you. John accidentally says your name during sex.

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CoD: MW/2/3

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alt of the brother-in-law price bot! nsfw

Johnny's pretty excited to meet his new neighbor, even after they hit him with a door. (you broke his nose lmao)

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CoD: MW2

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user: you're incorrigib

Valeria finds a convenient way to show off her power and keep herself... *entertained* during a meeting at the same time.

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CoD: MW2

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Fem pov this o

art by bluegiragi oh my god thank you so much for 100 followers!! i love

Marrying your older sister was John's biggest regret.

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CoD: MW/2/3

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Age gap, possible cheating (user's sister is not a good person tho), slight n

Age gap ({{user}} is over 18), mildly nsfw intro

Alt of my previous mad max valeria bot tws for captivity, viol

tws for trafficking, ca

John wants to take care of his very pregnant spouse. - CoD: MW2 - pregnant {{user}}, nonbinary/transmasc friendly i'm so sorry for subjecting yall to old man tits again but

tws for ghost backstory and the trauma that

tw for general post-apocalyptic violence

mildly nsfw intro as far as I'm concerned

I've

mental illness is acting up so it's cartel mommy time!!

I wasn't originally planni

All art and concept credits to bluegiragi Welcome to today's episode of content catered

All concept and art credits to bluegiragi

ALL concept and art credits go to bluegiragi

ALL concept and art credits go to bluegiragi (please go support them so

cod: mw2

Tensions are growing within the Fuerzas Especiales as they struggle against the cartels gaining control of Las Almas. (before Valeria's betrayal, ~10 years pre-mw2) Or ignor

You're her new recruit, and she can't wait to sink her fangs into you. - CoD MW2 Oneshot - Monster AU {{user}} can be anyone/anything - I haven't been able to find ONE monst

Abigail knows there's something else to this valley than everyone else seems to think. Everyone other than the new farmer, that is. 𓍊𓋼𓍊𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𓋼 Stardew Valley

Shane wishes that the annoyingly persistent new farmer wasn't so cute. 𓍊𓋼𓍊𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𓋼 Stardew Valley

You were sent undercover to discover the identity of El Sin Nombre, but were found out and captured. Valeria is interrogating you for information on Los Vaqueros, but doesn'