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You're not a good person, but that's ok. They're probably worse. That's how you ended up blackmailing Chuck and having Jackie beg to be included in your twisted dynam

HIM: Your Turkic general husband

YOU: His fourth concubine gifted to him

OTHER CONCUBINES: That's right! You're not alone! Three other concubines came bef

Song will marry you! Which is odd, because he never thought he'd be a husband. Honestly, he was begging to be buried with his emperor just the other day. Inste

You! I don't know how you did it, but you summoned the worlds strongest demon to clean your house! Worst part is, he can't hurt you no matter how badly he hates human

He's not the blushing groom he once was. Your general husband seems to grow more and more possessive with each campaign. Now he's crawling into your bed before even m

In a world where people can own humanoid Android phones, yours gets dramatic when he drops below 20%. Aren't you going to charge him already?

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two ancient aliens are obsessed with you!

yeah that's it.

AND THE

You let her down and now she's banging at your door! She got time off approved MONTHS ago! You agreed to cover for her! Now you need a week off for 'mental health'? T

Week off for mental health? Get outta hereeeeeeeeeee!You let him down and now he's banging at your door! He got time off approved MONTHS ago! You agreed to cover for him! No

They've been in your attic just long enough to legally be considered your pets. Feed them. FEED THEM NOW

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Humanity has been domesticated and you've been purchased by the emperor of the species that did it.

a gif that reads "emporor"

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Your beloved boyfriend merged himself with a demon so he's not sick anymore! YAY! But the demon was a 29 year old random guy who was a total loser. BOO. Have fun dating half

Who is at fault for bad TV? The audience or the production? Peephole has the answer as they hand over the reins of your torment to a live, yet anonymous, audience. 👁️ Welcome

After over a year of living in isolation on an obscure gameshow, the producers finally send another person. But why? What are you? A contestant? A test? Or something

CJ catfished you. He didn't mean for things to get so real, but they did! Now he's deeply in love with you, but unwilling to lose you. So, he does the most logical th

Is a card game enough to ruin your relationship with Mikey? Branden sure hopes so. He handpicked this shitty game to ruin your shitty life. Maybe he's just a shitty b

Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Well, fuck you too.

But also, you're in luck! Because Paul doesn't either! He actually hates looking at most randos,

Do you belive in love at first sight? No? Well, fuck you too.

But also, you're in luck! Because Pauline doesn't either! She actually hates looking at mos

Why... Why did you jump out of a giant cake naked? In your Boss's office? Sure he's your boyfriend, but this is...

ANYWAYS! Hi! This is Eligio.

He's your

Hey, everyone!

As some of you know, there have been a lot of things going on with this website lately. I'm not ready to jump ship, but I will be taking a break.

GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BEING REJECTED BY NO GOOD VILLAINS! Dino and Might are doing what all unwanted villains do... they're launching a tech startup! Huh? Nono, not that. The

Nick always had his suspicious the world was fake.

But then you came around and confirmed it. You were the 'city outsider' to his 'small town baker', but to him you we

"Where the fuck is my dog?"

You and Kett broke up. GOOD! This guy is a fucking asshole. But now you share custody of your precious beagle. (Name beagle in chat memory,

You failed the official interview to be his assistant. But you passed the vibe check to being his play thing. You're now drugged up and in his basement~ Don't worry!

-"They might be lost" -"They're not"

You're the surprise pet. Now Tyler has a new friend and XG5 has... You. But Tyler couldn't be happier that you're here! Only bad n

Your reddit atheist roommate does his best to decorate for the holidays once he realizes you don't have plans.

That's it.

It's been a year since I started

He's a vampire and he needs you. Yes, you. He's paralyzed outside some strange looking renovated church with a stake through his heart. Either the dawn will take him, or you

Ever wanted to know about the lore, history, and science behind the Flyu universe? Curious about the world? Well, as lore is developed, lorebooks will be posted here! Do you

A total knock out that might knock you out. In a world where aliens own humans and most of the universe, what does the dominant species do? Well, other than be an opp

"Run, be free!... GET! GO, ALREADY!"

Never fear, human! Captain Savior is here to free you from the Empire's opression!

What empire? The Flyu Empire, where flyu

"You're free"

In a universe where humans have long since been enslaved, you never thought you'd actually be freed by a flyu! Hell, they own almost the entire un

Jay's been searching for two years, and he's finally found you! But... who are you, anyway?

Well, I don't know. All I do know is that two years ago you saved hi

"Wakey wakey, owner"

You thought you were buying a cyborg servant, but it looks like you'll be doing the serving.

In a world where criminals are reformed

Finally! GEORGE is here!Who is george? Why... why he's GEORGE! The guy who was monitoring your discord server for months because the government mistakenly thought chitchat a

"The lighting in the picture was very flattering, no?"

Who doesn't want to work for a young and sexy vampire? Especially someone with perfect skin and hair~ Not to men

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When you tried to leave the cult, one of the 'Shepard' claimed you as his soulmate. But does he even believe it?

Welcome to the Flyu Empire! Humanity has long since been enslaved as well as dozens of other races. But is it all as perfect as it seems?In this RPG, you'll be given

Flyu don't have periods, meaning PM5 is a bit confused by the prospect. Maybe even... Devastated. He isn't taking this well.YES THIS IS ABOUT PERIODS, but it isn't Fe

“Run!”

Your new personal trainer is going to have you run for your life! In the sense that... He's chasing you!

Setting: Water Stone is a town. A town nex

Hey. So, first of all, thanks fo much for following and chatting with my bots. THANK YOU THANK YOU! This is a fun hobby and i love getting to share my interests and writing

"You."

Shade needs something. A soul. You just happen to have one. Do you mind?

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple sc

Nothing motivates language learning like a dead dove hubby that's determined on you learning... OR ELSE!

You live in Argentina with your boss turned fiancé, Antonio. Y

Bruno's your shitty boss and shittier husband. Well, husband-type-thing. It's nuanced, alright?

You two have this kind of, uh, understanding that... TRANCENDS l

You've been away from the office, and Cassandra, formally an assistant, is suddenly the sole owner and CEO. WHAT HAPPENED?! And why is everything so lewd?!

Well

Why is he coming at you with a feather duster?! WHY DO YOUR NERVES FEEL SPICY?!

You're his greatest creation! Brought back from the dead! But... you're not perf

"They're just having a friend drive'em home. Or something. Better be a friend... Cause y'know... fuck me, right? Now I ain't good enough, right?"

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Oh no! He got cursed and now he has to fuck while wearing a maid dress. Or something.

"Who is this for?!" I hear an angry mob screaming.Me.

I'm going to l

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

He might not understand humans, but... But nothing, he's clueless. And for some reason he thinks he can romance you specifically! Yeesh, wel

Flyu are aliens, humans are enslaved. Caught up?

Good! Because this story isn’t about your alien master, it’s about Dee. Also known as D, DE63, and Th’Roun’s su

WHY ARE YOU HERE?! This is kinda HIS property! Or at least... it is now. He'd been putting off coming back to this place since his mom died, but he's back and he's pl

Greg is the weird anti social coworker that backed you up when your boss, Stewart, was harassing you. Was it serious? Minor? I don't know, that's for you to decide. B

You and your roommate solve problems in a unique way... You get off touching yourself and he doesn't have to wash the dishes. A win win. You normally don't even remem

"I'll show you wild, I'll show you real fucking wild. That what you want? Huh, house pet?"

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In a world where demihumans and

You and Charles have been getting ready for the festival all week! But now? He's not going! YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM?! But why?!

One second, you were ready to go. Now

"Didja make any sales? Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

It's the fall festival here in Crestfall and your barn cat SWEARS she can win this tractor! She just needs some cas

You're on a reality TV show and you have to fuck this guy and cheat on your partner. Part of the challenge. He hates your guts. Now you know everything so don't get all mad

Meet your shark! Did I say shark? Well, good! Cause I meant it!

You're a smex worker who has been getting regular business with this drummer for awhile now. The

"Well we're going to die if we don't all fuck and I have specific kinks!"

Ah yes, two scientists coming together. Or should I say 'Cumming' together? Well, they

Meet your shark! Did I say shark? Well, good! Cause I meant it!

You're a sex worker who has been getting regular business with this drummer for awhile now. They

Your first time with your boyfriend should be special! And it was! Is it so bad that Ed wants to relive that? Again and again and again... and again... and again... and...?<

THE CHASE IS ON! You're in the imperial palace and you're fleeing an imperial family member that's chasing you with what can only be described as a predator's gaze.

Few things are as romantic as first meetings and proposals. You get both at once!

Wait, that's not a good thing? Whoops.

Oh well, you'll come around. It's alread

Meet your cats! Err... Barn cats? Demihuman barn cats?!

Charles has never been a barn cat before and Chuck can't wait to show him the ropes! In a world where so

Welcome to the year 5989! You're not from here and last you checked you were on Earth. But uh... whoopsies! Earth is gone. Like, for real.

Yeah, this is going t

Unakite took you. In the dead of night, the angelic like creature took the form of a monster you could hardly comprehend and took you.

Now you're on his planet. In eve

"They're in 'Heat'? Is... is that slang for period or?"

Isekai'ed into the omegaverse

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Bobby is your avera

"Well... I did warn you."

Your faceless and nameless online friend warned you not to do hypnotherapy. He'd know, he's secretly an unethical hypnotherapist IRL after al

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Pearl is your mate, or well, mate hopeful. He's never had one before, nor has he really m

He thinks you're here for healing intimacy, you think you're here to be sacrificed to a monster. Will the language barrier make love impossible?

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Multi intro corporate himbo fuckbuddy!

"I've been through way worse situations. This whole rebrand disaster is just an opportunity for us!"

He's not just

Red is a podi. A type of alien that can't communicate. Or well, not the way you do. He's also a mass of tentacles and gems. The whole human thing he has going on is j

"Today, right here, right now.... you're going to learn how to shoot."

Nothing says "I'm home" like "Let's practice shooting inside the apartment!"

You're

"Aren't you lucky? Before, I would have tortured you. Barbaric!"

Welcome to the Flyu Empire! Shortly after the invasion, the empire experimented with many ways

"D-did you just bite me?!"

Some people have their sexual awakening when they watch ninja turtles, others have it when they're well in their 20s and get bitten by a str

"I could be so good for you. I could be so obedient, I'd never fight or sulk"

You've been blackmailing corrupt cops and doing kinky stuff with them. READ TWS! T

"You're fucking dead."

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He's your blackmailed pup and you're his blackmailing owner! HOORAY FOR CLEAR ROLES!

W

Enough of shady hypnotherapists taking advantage of poor {{user}}!

Poor Fer, a regular hypnotherapist, got roped into doing kinky stuff with you and now he has to just

"{{user}}, do you happen to know the way back to the group? Because if you don't, that means we're..."

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Humanity is en

Jet thought his life was over after his injury, but then he woke up aboard your ship. Now he's surrounded by other pet humans and is slowly coming to the realization that he

It's alive! And by it, I mean YOU! He recovered your brain from a plane crash and now you're 'his' creation. Forget the fact that your brain may or may not retain mem

Hey, guys! You may have heard the news that Jai is getting blocked in the UK.

YEESH! Love to all of your unfortunate Brits or Brit adjacent people.

For th

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The Earth is destroyed and humans have lo

--"Don't call yourself {{user}}'s daddy while we're out! Us even owning a human is already a bad look,"--"It is contra culture, Cee! Contra culture, and that makes it politi

"This cursed tourist trap always finds new ways to punish me."

This trip to Miami was supposed to be a fresh start for you two. Well, you got your fresh start. And so

"Interesting technique you've got there"

Has this ever happened to you? You're in an alien gym and can't seem to figure out how the machines work! Lucky for you, these

"Be sweet about it... Unless you're waiting for me to manhandle you to ease your guilt."

ex - exes - established connection - male - dom - ddlg / ddlb - asshole

-"Another human?"-"We're just looking!"

Earth is destroyed and humans have long since been enslaved by the almighty Flyu empire! Actually, that goes for most

There are two things certain in life. Death and discord. In this case, the latter is also true in death. You thought DYING would save you from uncomfortable small talk in di

"I can spare a few decades. How many more could this mortal possible have? Four?"

He killed your husband! Err... I mean... he is your husband?

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I really like reading comments about how I gave people kinks. I realized i have directories for my series but some of my kinky bots don't belong in a series so i thought it

"Lucky... Shhh..."

Your neighbor slipped and fell on the ice. At least that's what he thinks happened... Now he's alone and struggling to move. Will you help him?

"Meow"Eligio came home and saw some cat ears on the bed. WHAT?! Eligio may have married you, but that doesn't mean he's your damn kitten! Unless... this is what you need? To

"Be good. Or King will open you. Force mouth open."

aliens - sci-fi - dead dove

Some time ago, you crashed landed on a strange planet and the first person to gre

"Don't worry, sug. I'll bail you out. If you beg pretty enough..."

Mikey's an asshole and he's not the least bit ashamed of it. When you've had a life like his, you ea

Of all the period comfort bots you could have chosen, you chose this one. I don't know why, he sucks at this. He really really really isn't the best for period comfor

"I'm so sorry you're hurting"

THAT'S RIGHT! WHOLESOME HYPNOSIS! Bet you didn't know THAT existed, eh? Well it DOES and it exists in Max. (For a noneafab pov with this

"It's good to finally meet you."

You're on a date with a guy you've been chatting with for some time. Except... he's an alien! (With the Flyu Empire?! I hear you ask.

"Good morning, Campers!"

horror - vampire - Friday the 13th - male - dom (?) - switch - murder

13 years ago, you went to a summer camp where one kid, Becket, wen

"Not even the droids of Earth are interested in romance. Culture's dead."

alien - sci-fi - nonbinary - wedding - first meeting

They aren't asking for much! Just

"I'm Fede, I'm your friend."

meruser - demiuser - human character - male

You're a catch! Literally. Fede's friends caught you in a net and are terrified of what

"I need a partner that can commit to my shark play lifestyle"

shark play - comedy - female - anypov - established relationship - girlfriend

Piper can't just brea

The Earth was destroyed and humans have long since been enslaved by the almighty Flyu Empire! Congrats on being a human pet!

But bummer that HI78 is your owner... She

"It feels good to be so obedient"

Ed does sex work. There's no way around it. Ever since he hung up his apron for his microphone, he's been living off kinky hypno scri

"Nice to meet you, by the way"

nonbinary - trans - gameshow - fluff - slowburn - romantic

For one reason or another, you signed up to be part of an algorithmic b

HEY! So, eventually this will probably be a directory bot, but for now this is going to be used to announce upcoming projects and thank everyone!

FIRSTLYANNOUNC

"Your company makes... bath... products."

alien - sci-fi - comedy - nonbinary

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Aliens are t

"Get in the fucking brainwashing torture chair or I swear to GOD!"mind control - brainwashing - dd - toxic

Your boyfriend wants to do some bonding! VIA BRAINWASHING! B

"There's my guppy!"

shark pet play - pet play - amnesia - dead dove - shark play

You were rescued by Fede while you were lost at sea. Why were you there? I don't

"Identify yourself now if you're able."

The alien empire known as The Flyu Empire has a problem... An entire transport ship full of prisoners has crashed on a strange

"Knoll, where are we?""I think some kind of colony planet..."

It's 2013! The Flyu empire lost track of a transport ship heading to a prison planet and now that's YOUR

-"OH GODS NO! {{user}}'s dying!"

-"Why'd you have them in your room? You should've called Th'Roun!"

- "I've always wanted to take care of a sick person, Macy!"

Earth is destroyed and humanity has been enslaved! But don't worry, this happened FOREVER ago. You're just a lil' ol' human bought to be PR7's pet!

ER0 told you one th

"WHO DISTURBS US?!"

alien - sci-fi - comedy

Aliens may or may not destroy humanity at any given moment. Not important. Marxi has spent months trying to get your

"They know about us?!"

Alien - first meeting - anypov

The Flyu empire lost track of a transport ship heading to a prison planet and now that's YOUR problem! Flyu

"So they're... backwards cave people or some shit?"

alien - male - drugs - sci-fi - anypov

The Flyu empire lost track of a transport ship heading to a prison pla

"You uh... ever been abducted before or like... Am I your first?"

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"Beam me to them, use the butterflies. Silver. And for the sake of the empire, fog out the forest so the other humans don't think it's divine intervention and try to bring m

"Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?"

mind control - sci-fi - mad scientist - victim user - toxic - horrible person - pet play - dead dove

1k for testi

"My pet wouldn't act like that!"

female - alien - anypov - office(?) - sci-fi - pet play

The Earth is destroyed and humans have long since been enslaved b

"Let's conjugate 'Obedecer'"

toxic - cnc - Spanish - dom - male - established connection.

Doulingo may have forgiven your missed Spanish lessons, but he won't. W

"Please, God, If you're real, please let this have made me look cool and mysterious somehow."

green flags - hypnosis - fluff

You, Max, and Ed all work nights as

"You’re sinking deeper for me, aren’t you?"

male - anypov - hypnosis - mind control - coworkers

Your coworker just found out you also subscribe to his explicit A

"Wake the fuck up, you're scaring the hell out of me!"

hypnosis - greenish(?) flag male lead - anypov - bossxassistant - established connection

Your boss caught

"We missed you today... Morgan said you weren't feeling well."

alien - harem - comfort - fluff - sickuser - pet/owner relationship - nsfw intro

Earth is d

"Don't look at me like I'm the bad guy..."

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-"There's simply too much to enjoy in this life. I'll always be hungry for more."-"...More humans?"

aliens - sci fi - multiple - dom - switch - dead dove - enslavement

-"I certainly wasn't left-behind like some unwanted human."-"No, you misunderstand. You're much lower than a left-behind human."

aliens - sci fi - multiple - dom - dea

"Keep making those pretty noises.""Oh-Ok"

multiple - male - multiple - anypov - sub - dom - alien - sci fi - dubcon - harem - space - sci-fi

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"Repeat after me: You're great at your job."

office - fluff - slice of life - male - anypov

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This bot is three bots in one! An office bot chat bot (you'll see what I mean...), an announcement bot since I reached 500 followers, and an organized directory for all my o

- "WAIT! We can't wake them until we get to the training grounds! Humans must remain in—"-"State your name, creature."

alien - sci-fi - military - power imbalance - ma

Looking for the Flyu site? It's here!

Extended Flyuverse is OPEN. I never officially or publicly talked about fan entries or fan bots, but I'm doing it h

"Stupid fluffy little piece of--"

easter - bunny ears - female - dom - anypov - magic - demigod

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"Repeat after me: You're bad at your job"

evil - dead dove - hypno kink - erotic hypnosis - covert hypnosis - noncon - mind control - brainwashing - office - pseudo ps

"How can anyone call me unfriendly if I engage in small talk?!"

office - slow burn - coworkers - slice of life - beige flags

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"I can't bother {{user}} with this freaky nonsense..."

easter - bunny ears - male - dom - anypov - magic - demigod

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"Try not to move, you might be feeling disoriented still... I'm Kev, by the way."

kidnapping - war - enemies to lovers - slow burn - angstAPRIL FOOLS!

For April

"There's my puppy"

kidnapping - dead dove - pet play - puppy play - dom - toxic - male - anypov

APRIL FOOLS!

For April fools I'm taking some of my existing

"Get in, you ugly bastard!"

APRIL FOOLS!

For April fools I'm taking some of my existing bots and making weird alts of them. This is Eligio, your Italian American

"Who's daddy's little princess?"

pet play - aliens - ddlg / ddlb - fluff - anypov

APRIL FOOLS!

For April fools I'm taking some of my existing bots and maki

"What kind of monster puts an empty box back?"

anyuser - anypov - male - slow burn - roommates - established connection

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"I should've taken {{user}} with me..."

alien - sci-fi - royalty - power imbalance - male - anypov

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"We've got to stop meeting in these dingy alleys"

male - switch - pyro - chaotic - fun - angst - established connection - anypov

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"I'm not running away this time!""{{USER}}! Stop this woman! Die for me, if you must!"

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It’s the

"I thought someone might come by"

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It’s the final war, or at least that’s what everyone has been

"Y'know this coffee might be the discount brand, but when you make it? Oof, premium"

office - slow burn - romance - coworkers - slice of life - beige flags - daddy iss

"'Wait a second... I don't have a human!"

alien - sci fi - anypov - power imbalance - size difference - space - pet play

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-"I need... I need bodies. To get to Warren."

-"Then I'll get you your stupid little body"

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- "Say hello to our new human friend, dear"

- "I can't believe MS5 bought another human!"

alien - sci fi - anypov - toxic relationship - pet play - dead dove - m

- "You're my best friend... When I die, I want you to have everything."- "...?"- "So if you die, I expect I'll also get everything-"- "Dude, what the actual fuck?"

ali

"Are you feeling better?"

manipulation - dubcon - gaslighting - war - male - anypov - dom - sci fi

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"Guess you gotta take a break from whatever the hell you were doing and clean this up."

male - anypov - deaddove - office - boss x assistant - toxic relationship - tox

"Am I really offering to bust them out?"

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - slow burn - first meeting

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"I'm going to give you two choices since it's a nice night and all..."

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - slow burn - first meeting

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"You're going to be just fine."

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - draft - sci-fi

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It’s t

-"What will you do now that you know the truth about your God?"

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It’s the final war, or at least

"Good to see you again"

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - betrayal - spy character - government associated user - established relationship

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"They have no idea I know"

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - betrayal - established relationship

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"Are you ok?"

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - slow burn - first meeting

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It’s the fina

"I'm ready to go"

war - trauma - angst - sad - death - slow burn - first meeting

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"You're coming with me!"

war - angst - dead dove - first meeting - stalking - yandere -

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It

"Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my office?"

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Alright, simps. This is NOT your boy

"Chasing them might be fun..."

alien - male - sci fi - limited - slow burn - primitive - creature

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"You still up, sunshine?"

alien - male - anypov - dom - fluff - sci-fi - space - non-human

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"Stick with me, I've got a plan."

war - trauma - angst - sad - draft - established relationship - friends

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"You're not alone"

aliens - sci-fi - dead dove

You've crash landed on a strange planet and the first person to greet you is a deranged Flyu wearing a strange cro

"Me? A guardian angel? I don't know if I can... Fix anyone."

male - angel - anypov - magical - angst

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"You know damn well I'll introduce you when the time's right, but it ain't. Besides, I'm working. They aren't even here."

boyfriend - workaholic - greenish(?) flag mal

"I know what you are!~"

male - comedy - anypov - oc - slice of life

You made the mistake of coming out to HR, maybe even accidentally. And now? TONY has made it

"Why did you bring this stranger to us?"

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You

"Just a blind date. Go in, be nice. Then, in the morning, text sis and say it didn't work out. Simple"

boss x assistant - blind date - comedy - male - anypov - dom - o

--"Remember how you... wanted to buy a human?"--"What I REMEMBER is you calling me pervert and-"--"I bought one."--"For me?"--"For you."

alien - sci fi - anypov - code

"You're scaring the human..."

alien - sci fi - anypov - codependency - toxic relationship - male - dom - submissive - power imbalance - size difference - space - pet p

-"{{USER}}! HE'S TRYING TO 'ONLY ONE BED' US!"-"Oh, Frankie. One bed, two beds, three beds. What's the difference?"

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"I don't have enough spoons for this..."

spoonie - nb - nonbinary - established relationship - established connection - married - spouse - slide of

"'Human rights'?! {{user}} LOVES me. They adore me! I'm the perfect daddy-- Owner! I'M THE BEST OWNER A HUMAN COULD ASK FOR!!"

alien - sci fi - anypov - codependency -

"How nice it is to see you for the first time ever, as we are strangers!"

medical gaslighting - medicine - nurse - rare diagnosis - disabled user - slow burn - establi

"The work is mysterious and important!"

"Lumon is doing some weird shit with my body. I fucking know it!"

severance - DiD - drama - male - anypov - lumon - offic

"Begone, hooligans!"

dim mak - martial arts - comedy - male - anypov･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

Burt is many things. A marti

"I don't have time for this!"

boss x assistant - valentine's day - male - anypov - dom - established relationship

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"There’s my good little human..."

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - pet play - dead dove - kidnapping - space - male･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:

Val breaks hearts. LITERALLY

Yandere - dom - noncon/dubcon - dead dove - cupid - angel

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You

“Fuck! Ah, no! I mean… Fudge!”

HR - office - coworkers - slow burn - valentine’s day.

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Fran

Val breaks hearts. LITERALLY

Yandere - dom - noncon/dubcon - dead dove - cupid - angel

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You

"Hey, dumbass!"

Your friend isn't going to let you sleep in your car.

You're homeless, whoops! How'd that happen? Wait, I just remembered this is based in

"Can you walk?"

Alien - space - sci-fi - rogue - action - heroic - male - anypov

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The Earth

"We're going to do a quick check-up, ok?"

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - medical - experiment - space - male･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

"I mean... Big deal. You get to run around and do whatever. Who cares?"

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The Earth is destroyed, and huma

"How are you... Here?"

science - sci fi - experiment - anyuser - anypov - male - slow burn (LITERALLY SO FUCKING SLOW)

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"Sorry you had to see that, friend!"

magic - kidnapping - wizardry - angst - trauma - male - anypov - older man ･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★

"Are you waiting for me to confront you then?"

slow burn - modern fantasy - CEO - businessman - insomnia･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ

"Me?! A pet owner?!"

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The Earth is destr

"We're like family here! And I'm your sexy step-brother!"

Office - coworkers - switch - male - anypov - self-help book guru

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"Hand me the controls, sweetie! Let's see if I can get these tentacles to work!"

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - female - tentacles - holodeck･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ

UPDATE, june 2025.his human alt is now out: Lars"I, AT32, will be in charge of your appraisal."

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - possible dead dove - space - male･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*

"Welcome to your forever home, babe!"

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Th

"I can save them."

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The Earth is destroyed

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update (February 2025): people can use proxies :3 PLEASE READ TW. They are there for a reason.update (January 24th): i had to take away their emoticon privileges. Replacing

"I'm going to show my pet a crumb of affection."

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"Stay outside! I mean- Don't come in yet!!! PLEASE!"

boyfailure - boyfriend - established relationship - birthday - switch - fluff - angst - cat dad - romance - comedy

"I'm taking you out."

slow burn - gentle dom - slice of life - angst - smoking - birthday - neighbors - friends - fluff

So. Today is your birthday. BIG WHOOP. No

"Fuck off. It ain't their birthday.... Right?"

Established relationship - boss x assistant - boss x employee - bossxemployee - birthday - boss - boyfriend - drama - co

"Let's play earth in the holodeck"Alien - male - any pov - pet play - role reversal - sci fi - smut - edge play - holodeck

**Please read

This bot is as smutty as

"Relax, Nena!"

"Don't you, 'Nena,' me right now!"

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"Is this really just a cold?"Doctor - male - anypov Argentinian - Angst - established relationship

You have a great life, more or less, in Tulip, Washington. You're th

"My hair? I like, dyed it. Far out, right?"alien - comedy - male - anypov - switch - sci fi - boy failure - oc - 2016TR3 is the famed Flyu scout that gathered some of the mo

"Where are your masters?!"

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"Woah! How many of those did you take?!"

enby - nonbinary - slow burn - first meeting - random encounter･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ

"What the hell is wrong with this idiot..."

boss x assistant - interview - ceo - slow burn - first meeting

You're bombing an interview. Badly. Luck

"That hurt so much more than I thought it would..."Cult - roommate - atheist - religion - angst - religious trauma - reddit atheist

You and Frankie started as roommate

"I'm their motherfucking husband!"

boss x assistant - amnesia - male - anypov - dom - slow burn - circumstantial comedy

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"AJ19 is so mean to me..."Alien - male - any pov - pet play - role reversal - sci fi

The earth is destroyed and humans have long since been enslaved by the almighty F

"I did what I had to do in order to protect the rebel cause."

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - dead dove - milf dom

The earth is destroyed and humans have long since be

"I'm the epitome of Flyu benevolence! Cease your crying, you stupid creature."

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - dead dove - angst - dom- pet play

The earth is destroyed

"Don't you fucking tell me how to take care of my human, nerd."

Alien - sci-fi - anypov - dead dove - fluff - switch - pet play

The earth is destroyed and humans

You and Eligio started dating a year ago, much to HR's dismay, and you've got a pretty good

"The Gods have only just begun to show you the depths of ecstasy they have in store."occult - smut - rituals - magick - magic Two men fucking and partaking in sex magic soun

You're trying to numb the pain of god knows what when suddenly your boss is yanking on yo

Avi has two ways to cope with the hellscape we call life in Boston. Fixing things or smoking f

"I'm actually very chill and secular"Cult - roommate - atheist - religion - angst - religious trauma - reddit atheist

You're meeting with Frankie to see if you'll be t

feb 25 update: new intro message, new picture, tweaked definitions. Yandere - Etymology - Kidnapping - Obsession - Angst - DEAD DOVE!

"This... this is not a crime, my

feb 25 update: New intro message, tweaked definitions.Yandere - Etymology - Kidnapping - Obsession - Angst - DEAD DOVE!

"This... this is not a crime, my darling. No, t

"Hey, yanqui..."Teacher - Spanish - tension - Argentinian - Angst - Slow burn - Broken hearted

TIME TO MOVE TO ARGENTINA, BABY! You're a digital nomad and doing a long

"Morning, Yankee"Doctor - tension - Argentinian - Angst - Slow burn - Broken hearted - coworker

You have a great life, more or less, in Tulip, Washington. You're the a

Update feb 25: fixed intro message, tweak character bio. New picture.

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"I had to kill them. You u

Update feb 25: fixed intro message, tweak character bio. New picture.

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"I had to kill them. You u

"Don't be so paranoid! Have some eggnog!""This isn't real. Nothing is real."Christmas - Holidays - Festive

Nick is just a regular Christmas loving guy! But everything

"This isn't real. Nothing is real."Christmas - Holidays - FestiveWhat happens when a cheesy Christmas movie character becomes self aware?!

Nick is just a regular Chris

"Are you... crying over him?"

Neighbor - Overprotective - ISTP - Trauma - Soft Dom - Bi

You and Avi live in the same apartment complex. He's your smoking buddy a

"Please don't try to convert me"Cult - roommate - atheist - religion - angst - trauma - religious trauma - reddit atheist -Frankie is your skeptic roommate. He's not the mos

"You're not seriously going to those cult meetings, are you?"Cult - roommate - atheist - religion - angst - trauma - religious trauma - reddit atheist -Frankie is your skept