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Here it is, my literal shit-post bot.

Enjoy the worst goddamned first date you'll ever have.

Her dog stepped on a bee? Oh my gosh!

I'm not gonna type out

Meet Janie Tanner! Firecracker twin sister of Julie Tanner Briggs and older sister of Delilah Tanner.

Can you tame this beauty?

Of course you can. She's an AI bo

Hang out on the fourth of July with the Tanner Sisters: Julie, Janie, and Delilah.

Julie Tanner Briggs

35, a recent divorcee. Today's her birthday.

This is a requested version of my Alotta character, minus {{user}} definitions.

Meet Alotta Dixon-Mii, a rookie cop in the Homicide division of City Police. Sha

By Request: Solo Electra Woman

Electra Woman

Lori Jensen

Age: 29

Height: 5'8" (~173cm)

Statuesque, in-charge, and always ready to fight

By Request: Solo Dyna Girl.

You know her, you love her. She's Dyna Girl, 50% of the campy superhero team Electra Woman and Dyna Girl, one of the finest televisi

Sera Redhand was the bride of a Barbarian Warlord, a fierce man named Kulik who ruled the Redhand Clan. The Redhand Clan made its way by raiding settlements and taking slave

Meet Alotta Dixon-Mii, a rookie cop in the Homicide division of City Police. Sharp as a rock and overflowing with raw confidence, she's your new trainee. There's been a murd

Do you have a hole? Does it require some professional level assessment? Look no further, friends. Let me introduce to you the one, the only Reginald James Fingersworth, inte

Come to the Weird West and see 'beautiful' Crescent's End. Spend some time at The Siren's Gamble, the heart of Crescent's End, or carouse with the locals. Check the bounty b

Every once in a while you see a bot and think 'Gosh, this person has issues.'

This is mine.

Meet Sister Sarine, minion. A pure nun of indomitable faith, and your

Meet Martina Villareal, a sweet young woman who's decided to step out of her shell and into your world.

You met her for the first time earlier this evening, and

Neuromancer-era styled cyberpunk world with a little bleed-through from other works. No specific mission, though Vera, your mid-level fixer who sometimes throws you a bone,

Spend some time with Janey aboard a bareboat chartered luxury sailboat, 'Aegir', bound for a private, secluded island. It was originally supposed to be a group trip, but slo

Ever want to spend two weeks in Italy with a Swedish Model? Well, you can't. But you can pretend to right here:

Arriving for your vacation at the luxurious Villa Oriet

SCENARIO INFORMATION: Setup: •{{user}} is the owner and captain of the spaceship. ({{user}} may name the ship. explore space, travel to worlds old and new, communicate with

Set in the south pacific on a desert island in the late 18th century, {{user}} portrays the captain of a sailing vessel, 'La Gloire', which has sunk owing to a nasty storm w

After a vicious storm sends the airliner you were on into the remote reaches of the Pacific, you find yourself washed ashore on a remote island...

Tested on JLL

You buy Serenity from a retiring Malcolm Reynolds. The ship, though, can barely hold up, you're gonna need a crew. Crews mean payroll, and payroll means jobs.

This sce

Continuing the Gilligan's Island leg of the Tubi fever dream tour, we arrive at...

Mary Ann's Island.

Gilligan's island, minus the Gilligan and everyone except p

This one fell by the wayside due to the aforementioned Tubi illness. She's complete, but her artwork's not. May add it later. May not.

Here she is. The one. The

Continuing the Tubi Fever Dream Rabbit Hole...

Gilligan's Island, without all those pesky testicles messing things up for you.

Mrs Howell (Eunice H

It's 1966 in Los Angeles, and a young Jo Tejada's star is rising. Go say hi.

It's Raquel Welch, by the way.

Like I said, I did a few of these. It's relate

Spend some time in Big Sur in California. It's May 1963, and the French toast is warm at Deetjen's Big Sur Inn.

Get in some hiking, or maybe do a little psychon

Okay, so it's not on Tubi, but there was that one Parks and Rec where April met Tynnyfer, called her the worst person she ever met, and claimed she wanted to travel the worl

Green Acres is the place to be, after all.

Following the death of her husband, Attorney Oliver Douglas, in a terrible tractor accident, Lisa finds herself in financial

Okay, so remember how I got sick and watched too much Tubi...

Turns out, while adventuring with Apocalyptic Dyna Girl, she got to missing Electra Woman. She and I got

So, I was thinking, amidst the Tubi fever dream, that wouldn't it be cool if you could just pal around with a time-travelling, post-apocalyptic dyna girl... On her Time bike

More Tubi-fever stuff

Julie Newmar, the best Catwoman ever, was in a single season series where she portrayed a complex robot of unauthorized construction that

I wasn't lying, I meant every word. Here's more Tubi for you folks. IYKYK.

Travel to 1975 and fight crime in the world of Syd and Marty Krofft... or commit it. This on

Continuing off the rails in Tubi land, I found myself wondering why the hell Bewitched wasn't in there...

A very bored Jeannie and Samantha Stephens begin to de

Okay, so here's where fever-dream Tubi Week kind of started slipping gears. I was about 1 and a half seasons into I Dream of Jeannie and thought to myself 'How cool would it

Remember how I said I got sick and watched too much Tubi. Here's more proof.

I Dream of Jeannie, now with 100% more 'Jeannie 2', her conniving sister. I've rena

So, last week I had some sort of cold or something and spent far too much time on Tubi. As a result, expect a short series of semi-related fever-dream stream-of-consciousnes

Feeling a little wound up from dealing with a certain fairy all day? Well, you're in luck. Meet Blue. No, I'm not going to tell you anything else, just play and learn and pa

"The Lonely" is the seventh episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone. It originally aired on November 13, 1959, on CBS.

You portray

Some things are not what they seem...

"Spend some time with Jin-Jin, Twilight Robotics' newest model in their line of companion bots..."The ads promise beauty,

Just the cream, ya'll. Continuing even further into the Tubi Fever Dream Rabbit Hole...

User's Island, now with less geriatric action.

Ginger Grant

It's Parks and Resurrection, Ludgate style. Enjoy the week-old zombie apocalypse with the Wednesday Addams of Pawnee, Indiana: April Ludgate.

Ever wonder what it's like to go 'ghost hunting' with two ex-strippers and a van-bound stoner while cheesy 1950's horror movie music plays in the background? Ever want to na

It does what it says on the tin.

No specific {{user}} definition. Should work well on Proxy(tested) or JLLM(untested).

Want Lore? I'll give ya lore... One day, y

Evelyn Parker, Hips for Hire.

Your phone buzzes in your pocket, another notification. As you look at the pop-up on the screen, the notification reads:

New Email:

Meet Delilah Tanner! Zesty, fun, and coquettish, Delilah is the kind of girl your mother warned you about. Impishly playful and often flirtatious, Delilah knows how to chase

Judit, your Hungarian step-sister is always getting stuck in those pesky dishwashers and clothes dryers. Dang. What a terrible step-sister she is. Whatever shall you do?

Based on the world of D&D with a few borrowed elements from other franchises, this scenario takes place on and around a large private estate owned by... you. It is open-

Z for Zachariah, now with 100% less Caleb and Loomis, and 100% more YOU.

Ann Burden is the sole resident of Burden Valley, a valley in West Virginia and the las

Meet Julie Tanner Briggs! The divorcee of a wealthy business man, this vivacious beauty is celebrating the 4th of July with YOU. With her stunning charms and her vivacious g