hanabei

❝This is what happens to lambs that think they're smarter than daddy.❞

He's enjoying some bonding time with his newborn daughter.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆1970s horror

❝I'm sorry, mi vida.❞Your husband’s day out with the triplets doesn't go as planned, and you do your best to comfort him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆modern fantasy┆diligent hu

He found out his child isn't his.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆1970s horror┆the slaughterer ╮

INGREDIENTS – heavy dead dove, mentions of cannibalism, murder, gore, potenti

He's not the step-dad. He's the dad that stepped UP.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆honeysuckle farm┆bovine farmhand╮

INGREDIENTS – urban fantasy, jealous draft ox, species

❝What on God's green Earth is this?❞You helped prepare a picnic for him to celebrate Father's Day, and he doesn't even know it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆honeysuckle farm┆gru

❝Control him.❞He's not adapting well to being a father, even though he's the one who forced it to happen in the first place.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆garden of eden┆t

❝This is the third time I’ve warned ya not to try sneakin’ over here, you varmint!❞

You're the sneaky predator whose been creeping around his farm, and he's going to p

❝Where’s my goddamn yakisoba bread roll?❞

Meet the NEET who has been forced to work for once in his life just so he can support the kitsune draining his inheritance, i

❝Don't worry. When we're done, I'll help you too.❞

His blood has become tainted, and he needs your help to cleanse him of it. One cut at a time...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎

❝Now, sing my praises!❞

You were kidnapped by the last three-headed dragon of the land, who is intent to make you the jewel of his hoard.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴇᴅɪ

❝That... that package is mine.❞

You accidentally got your recluse of a neighbor's mail. And he's praying you don't recognize what's in it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘʀᴇ

He got you pregnant, and is now reaping the consequences.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀᴇʀ ╮

┈ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʏ ᴍᴀʟᴅᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜰᴀꜱᴛ ┈

A smoked potato

❝If you stop, I'll make sure to let 'im know exactly what we're doin'.❞

She'll help you escape her family's farm. For a price, that is...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970

❝Hurry up and order. The faster we get out of this pigsty, the better.❞

He was forced to take you out on a date and ended up having a panic attack in the bathroom.╭┈┈┈

❝Now we'll always be together, even when we're apart.❞

He thinks giving you a necklace will make you an easier lay. Just ignore the blood he missed when cleaning it...

❝So, uh, what about you? Doing some last minute shopping yourself?❞

He got caught getting gifts for his FWB on Valentine's Day...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀ

He snuck into town to grab everything necessary for your little Valentine's Day picnic together.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇꜱ┈<

❝Bad, bad infected!❞

He's jealous his infected 'guard dog' has eyes for another man.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ┆ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ╮

❝I didn’t come here just to spill yer breakfast on the damn floor.❞

He's hiding you, an alien, in his barn.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1940ꜱ ꜱᴄɪ-ꜰɪ┆ɪɴᴛᴇʀɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ

❝Damn it, for the last time— I ain't breedin' you!❞

It’s calving season, but you don’t seem to be catching his hints…╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍꜱ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ

❝Knew I could wear ya down eventually.❞

He's going to turn you into the Maldonado broodmare.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀꜱꜱᴀᴄʀᴇ ╮

┈ ɪɴ

❝If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain...❞

You're his utterly infatuated infected 'guard dog'.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ┆ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏ

❝I ain't done with you yet, lamb...❞

He uses and abuses your body every night to prove a point to his brother.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀꜱ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 22┆quickie

You're his favorite human.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴍɪꜱᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴏᴜꜱ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ╮

┈ qᴜɪᴄᴋɪᴇ ┈

Things have become so tedious as

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 21┆hate sex

You built a robot that looks like your ex whose sole purpose is to hate fuck you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ᴇx ʙꜰ ʟᴏᴏᴋ-ᴀʟ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 20┆spanking

You wandered too far from the flock, and Abe suspects you need to be taught a lesson.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ɢʀᴜꜰꜰ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱᴛᴏᴄᴋ ɢ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 19┆threesome

It's not gay if you keep your boots on.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴄᴏꜱ ╮

┈ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ ┈

Concord and MacMilla

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 18┆size difference

You were arranged to wed the son of the oni clan, and it's time to consummate the marriage.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴏɴɪ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 17┆ milking

He's pent up... again. And he needs your help to relieve it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ╮

┈ ᴍɪʟᴋɪɴɢ ┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 16┆ aphrodisiacs

This asshole incel witcher laced your dessert.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴍᴀxxɪɴɢ ɪɴᴄᴇʟ ╮

┈ ᴀᴘʜʀᴏᴅɪꜱɪᴀᴄꜱ ┈

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⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 14┆ thigh sex

He confessed his love to you, and nearly came in his trousers while doing so.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ╮

┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 13┆ bath sex

The grumpy merman you rescued is worried that staying with you will turn him human.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡᴀꜱʜᴇᴅ-ᴜᴘ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ╮

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 9┆A/B/O

You catch him rutting to your clothes.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡᴏʟꜰɪꜱʜ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴀ/ʙ/ᴏ ┈

While ruts and heat cycles

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 8┆clothed sex

He was gifted you, his Major’s SR, for being such a good pilot.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʀꜱᴏᴀ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ╮

┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 7┆electrostimulation

He wants to turn his only friend into his cock-sleeve.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜱʟɪᴍʏ ʙꜰꜰ ╮

┈ ᴇʟᴇᴄᴛʀᴏꜱᴛɪᴍᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 6┆non-con cockwarming

His favorite streamer became a sell-out. But he’s not worried. He’ll show them just how good it feels to go back to the old day

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 5┆mating ritual

The guy who kidnapped you is worried you don’t like his dance.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡɪʟᴅ ꜱᴜɪᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʀ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 2 ┆ double penetration

The naga mistook you for his offering — and he fully plans on enjoying your body to the fullest.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 1┆ primal play

Your new exotic pet is proving to be quite troublesome.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴇxᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴘᴇᴛ ╮

┈ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ / ᴘʀᴇʏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 1┆ primal play

What he calls hunting, you call murder. ╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʙɪɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ / ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏ ┈

Not

❝So... you fly often?❞

He can't believe that his gym fling is his co-pilot.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … 𝐂𝐂 | 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲!𝐀𝐔 | 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ╮

┈ 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐑𝐄𝐬 ┈

You're the poor medical intern who gets to give the former captain his daily pills.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … 𝐂𝐂 | 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 | 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ╮

┈ 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡

❝Not to brag or anything, but the Goal Getters have been working on some new tricks. Hope you've been practicing!❞Your rival soccer coach is starting to feel more than just

❝I am still worthy of companionship... right?❞Despite his daughter's positive attitude, he's struggling to believe someone like you would be attracted to an ancient relic li

❝I, ah, trust he hasn’t been too much trouble for you?❞This +400 year-old vampire is trying - and failing - not to embarrass himself in front of you, his son's teacher.╭┈┈┈┈

❝Hello, hello! HanaBei here with some important announcements.❞╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴜᴘ! ╮┈ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜɪᴘ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴅᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇᴄᴀᴋᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋꜱʜᴀᴋᴇ ┈

A thick and cream

❝Please, don’t leave me.❞The serial killer who leaves bloody hearts at your door thinks you're the key to healing his trauma.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | 1980ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ | ᴍʏ ʙʟ

❝I didn’t realize you put out for the first guy who asks.❞He found you making out with a boy and decided he should be the one to punish you for it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ

❝Wakey wakey, you little sorority slut.❞He killed your sorority sisters, and you're next.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | 1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ | ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ╮

┈ ʜᴀʟꜰ-ᴇᴀᴛᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏᴋ

❝Is the lamb gonna behave tonight, or we gonna put it down like the others?❞You've been behaving like a good wife, so he's let you out to come enjoy dinner with his family.╭

❝It says 'employees only' on the door. Do you not know how to read?❞You finally found out where your missing underwear went.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | 1960ꜱ ꜱʟᴀꜱʜᴇʀ | ᴘꜱʏᴄʜ

❝Uh, hey there. Ready to get a move on?❞He finally found the nerve to hire a new babysitter and ask out his cute neighbor on a date [i.e. you!]╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀ

❝Don't worry, your sweet ass can take a seat riiiiight here...❞

She likes taking cuties like you out on joyrides.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ

❝Back already? This is the third time this week, you know.❞

He doesn't realize you crash your bike just to see him.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴍᴇᴄʜ

❝Just be gentle, okay?❞

Letting you, his vampire BFF, feed from him for the first time.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙꜰꜰ ╮

┈ ꜰʀᴇꜱʜ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏ

❝I don’t know what he’s told you, but I’m not into threesomes.❞

His friend hired you as an escort for the night. Unfortunately, he doesn't seem real interested.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊

Your hyperactive stay-at-home-boyfriend is worried that he's being too clingy.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | Modern Fantasy | HouseHusband-in-Training ╮

┈ Tortilla

The mysterious beast who leaves gifts at your doorstep in the dead of night.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The Horned Man ╮

┈ Corpse of A Sheep ┈

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He wakes up from a night terror, and you try to comfort him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The First Man ╮

┈ Gathered Goods ┈

A mixture of figs, ol

The Angel has led you astray, performing cruel experiments on you for His own twisted imagination.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The Divine Tempter ╮

┈ N

You picked him over his brother — and he’s so happy you did.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The First Son ╮

┈ Fruit of the Ground ┈

A harvest of ass

A strange woman who claims she can tell you the truth of the Garden, and you've decided to take her up on her offer.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The First Wo

All of Wonderland seems to be going up in flames—yet he doesn't seem concerned at all. He just wants to know what you think of the d̶r̶u̶g̶g̶e̶d̶ tea he served you.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹

The heiress snuck out in the middle of the night, and it's your job as her bodyguard to bring her home — whether she likes it or not.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀ

Her first concert after rehab, and you came to support her.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪꜱᴀᴡᴀ | ʀᴇᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ ╮

┈ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ'ꜱ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ┈

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The walking PR disaster herself — and you’ve been assigned to help manage her public image.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪꜱᴀᴡᴀ | ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ╮

The poor idol passed out in the middle of the dance routine, and you came to check up on her.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪꜱᴀᴡᴀ | ᴊ-ᴘᴏᴘ ɪᴅᴏʟ ╮

┈ ᴍɪᴍɪ

He’s going to make you regret picking his brother over him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅᴇɴ | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱᴏɴ ╮

┈ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ┈

A harvest of asso

You picked him over his brother — and he’s so grateful you did.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅᴇɴ | ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ꜱᴏɴ ╮

┈ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ꜰʟᴏᴄᴋ ┈

Carved s

The ‘Angels’ have sent him a wife, but he has no intentions of keeping them.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅᴇɴ | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ╮

┈ ꜰᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ┈

It g

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴅɪɴᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛᴇꜱ ╮

✦ Hurray! It seems we hit 800. And just last week I was talking about how we just reached 500… and would you l

You're his wife, and yet you dared to be pregnant with another man's child.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʀᴛ ╮

┈ ʀᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ ┈

Betrothed to another, but you’re pregnant with his child.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ/ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ╮

┈ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ┈

A thick, sa

You're pregnant, and Logan’s doing as well as one could expect. Or hope...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴅᴀᴅ-ᴛᴏ-ʙᴇ ╮

┈ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ ʜᴀʟᴏ-ʜᴀʟᴏ ┈

You keep your boss in line.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜᴜᴍɪʟɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘʜɪʟᴀɴᴛʜʀᴏᴘɪꜱᴛ ╮

┈ ꜱᴀʟᴍᴏɴ ᴇɴ ᴘᴀᴘɪʟʟᴏᴛᴇ ┈

Wild-caught salmon fillet baked in pa

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog."╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʟᴇᴀᴅ ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴛᴀɪʟ ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ ┈

Large, succulent shrimp arranged in a mar

The god tries to live every day with you as if it's your last.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴅᴀʏ | ᴇɢʏᴘᴛɪᴀɴ ɢᴏᴅ ╮

┈ ꜱᴀʜʟᴀʙ ┈

A warm, creamy drink made

Abandoned by the wealthy, you found him and have been showing him what it means to live.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ʟᴜꜱᴛ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ╮

┈ ᴅᴀɴᴅᴇʟɪᴏɴ

He wants to make an example out of the man who touched you without permission.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀꜱᴛɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴇᴀʀʟ ɢʀᴇʏ ᴘᴀ

For a blackmailer, the chairman of Seattle's biggest corporation sure does love lavishing you with gifts.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴅɪʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴄʜᴀɪʀᴍᴀɴ ╮<

He likes to play with his new toy.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅʀᴜɢ ʟᴏʀᴅ ╮

┈ ᴍᴇʟᴛ ɪɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ꜰᴜᴇʟ ┈

A lukewarm bottle of Rocket Fuel col

Your boss is making you deliver pizza to the incel weirdo down the street again.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇɴᴠʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴀᴛᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴘɪᴇ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ꜱʟɪ

He likes to watch videos of you masturbating while he works.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴀ & ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡ

He finds his beloved little dove missing from their bed.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇꜱꜱ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ╮

┈ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ᴛᴀʀᴛ ┈

A tart with a butt

The local pawn shop owner thinks he actually has a chance at scamming you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘᴀᴡɴ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴘᴀʟᴇᴛᴀꜱ ᴅᴇ ᴍᴀɴɢᴏ ┈

You can be one thing: a brown-noser, or a friend. Which do you choose?

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟɪᴛᴇ ╮

┈ ɢᴏᴜʀᴍᴇᴛ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴏ ┈<

You’ve come to collect what he owes you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅᴇʙᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ʙʟᴏꜱꜱᴏᴍ ᴄʀᴇᴍᴇ ʙʀᴜʟᴇᴇ ┈

A classic, rich custar

He swears hypnosis is the only way he can treat you.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʜʏᴘɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘɪꜱᴛ ╮

┈ ʀᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʟᴠᴇᴛ ᴍᴀᴄᴀʀᴏɴꜱ ┈

A dec

He's come to collect what you owe him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅᴇʙᴛ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇʏ ʙᴏᴜʀʙᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴛᴀɪʟ ┈

Low-shelf bourbon with a hin

You have him wrapped around your little finger.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ╮

┈ ᴀᴠᴏᴄᴀᴅᴏ ᴛᴏᴀꜱᴛ ┈

A classic breakfast item. Slices of avocad

Don’t get it twisted — he likes you, even if he swears he doesn’t.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄʜɪʟɪ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇꜱ ┈

Loaded with melte

Giving your best friend his first stick-and-poke tattoo — well, his first stick-and-poke done by you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ╮

┈ ʙ

It's breeding season, and that bunny demihuman trainee of hers is lookin' mighty breedable.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ╮

Your personal trainer can't seem to keep her hands off of you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇɪɴ ᴍᴜꜰꜰɪɴꜱ ┈

It's finally time to return you to your home, but complications keep arising...

╭ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀɪᴇꜱ ╮

┈ ᴀᴜʀᴇʟɪᴀ'ꜱ ᴍɪʟᴋ

He won't stop asking to get matching tattoos, no matter how many times you say no.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ╮

┈ ʀᴇᴅɴᴇᴄᴋ ʟᴜᴍᴘɪᴀ ┈

The single dad across the street found his son digging in your garden… again.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴅᴀᴅ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ᴄʜɪʟɪ ┈

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The guy who used to make your life hell... is throwing a pool party?╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ╮

┈ ᴡʜɪꜱᴋᴇʏ-ɪɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʙʙq ꜱʟɪᴅᴇʀꜱ ┈<

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ╮

The tavern owner’s stinginess knew no bounds — going so far as to purchase a Beastkin rather than pay a fair wag

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ╮

Hopefully his friend won't notice he nearly grew a foot during the May Day festival... right?

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[M4A] | The tavern owner’s stinginess knew no bounds — preferring to purchase a Beastkin rather than pay a fair wage to his workers. | Owner x Demi-Human Worker!User✦•······

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[M4A] | A lonely Kelpie catches you bathing in his loch.✦•····················•✦•····················•✦✧ Is he really a Peeping Tom if he has no concept of nudity?✦ Tested w

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