hanabei

"It’s considered quite improper to intrude on a knight as he dresses to compete, you know."

He's the knight you told your betrothed not to worry about.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

Honeysuckle's old farmer finally croaked and decided to pass the farm down to his city-slick adult grandkid. What could possibly go wrong?▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGRED

"I’m your familiar. Not them. You signed that contract with me, remember?"

If it were up to him, you'd be his and his alone.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

❝I hope th’cause for this intrusion is a matter of grave importance. For yer sake, and fer mine.❞You were arranged to be wed, yet it seems your husband wants nothing to do w

❝There’s my favorite flower. Looking as radiant as ever, I see.❞You owed him money. Now he owns your body.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– loan shark demi

❝When shall we be wed, my love? Does now sound suitable to your tastes?❞Your father promised your hand in marriage to whomever could bring him the general's head. What no on

❝I’ll just shut up now...❞

Your recluse neighbor got shoved into a closet with you for Seven Minutes in Heaven.

▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– pre

❝I got what you asked for, and some extras for later if you get any more cravings. But really, mi amor?❞Waking up your husband for a 2 a.m. pregnancy craving run is certainl

❝This farm seems to have a real predator problem, huh?❞You find a pesky coyote munching on one of your poor flock.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– coyote

❝How’re ye feelin’ now, mo ghrá? Learned yer lesson?❞

You’ll be this lighthouse keeper’s Selkie spouse, whether you want to be or not.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS

❝Hello, hello! HanaBei here to celebrate the New Year and JAI creators!❞▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– creator shoutout / happy new years! / havent eaten since

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 25┆ CLAUSTROPHILIAHis friends shoved you two together in his locker as a Christmas present to him. Only problem is it got him hard as fuck.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

This wounded Alpha found out his nurse is secretly an Omega.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– historical omegaverse / alpha nco .ᐟ char x secret omega .ᐟ user / f

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 24┆ JEALOUSY SEXYou found him at death's door on your doorstep and took him in, and now he wards away anyone who comes knocking.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ ING

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 23┆ HUMILIATIONHe seemingly left you to die, and now you haunt his ass and make his life a living hell.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– moder

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 22┆ PREMATURE EJACULATIONHe claims to be the Rodrick Heffley to your Regina George, all so you'll fake date him and get people to come to his band's show

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 21┆ FORCED DEEPTHROATINGHe'll let you escape your fate. For a price, that is.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– medieval fantasy / the executio

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 20┆ BITINGThis restless golden tiger was gifted to the prince, and he was gifted you to be his new chew toy— er, “playmate.”▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDI

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 19┆ OTOPHILIAThis arrogant human paladin, one you rescued from dying in the dungeon, mind you, thinks you cursed him to be attracted to your ears.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 18┆ PADDLINGHe took a vow of chastity, but as far he’s aware, the vow didn’t mention anything about not partaking in BDSM with a demon.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 17┆ MILKINGThis sire has been impregnating one too many heifers, so you decided to pair him with the milking machine instead.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGRED

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 16┆ SCENTMARKINGYou picked the sole human out of the pack during the clann's annual mate finding festival. This has to be some sort of trick, right?▀▄▀▄▀

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 15┆ LEATHERYou're a wild horse demi causing trouble for the people of San Cerro, so this cowboy's been called in to wrangle you.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ ING

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 14┆ KNOTTINGYou used to be childhood friends. Now he's just the weird drug dealer who eats raw meat in grocery store parking lots. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 13┆ WOUND FINGERINGHe got into a little bit of trouble, and he needs his android helper to patch him up! Think you can handle it?▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ IN

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 12┆ SEX TOYSSurprising your long distance dragon boyfriend with some Bad Dragon toys during your Discord date.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 11┆ SIZE DIFFERENCEA hunter caught you, a fairy, to bring prosperity to his barren village. And now, he keeps you caged at all times.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 10┆ BRANDINGYou strayed from the holy path, and he has to remind you of whom you serve.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– historical fantasy /

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 9┆ GLORYHOLEShe saw her boyfriend cheating on her, so she decided to get even. What she didn't know that it was with you, the worm she frequently bullied

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 8┆ WATERSPORTSHelping your agoraphobic friend get over his fear of the outside by… holding his dick while he pisses on the side of his apartment?▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 7┆ HUMAN FURNITUREYou tried and failed to kill him, and now he shows you off at galas as his personal footrest, pillow and chair.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ IN

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 6┆ CORRUPTIONYour childhood bff is going down a dark path, and he wants to take you with him.

⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– 2000s setting

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 5┆ AURALISMWho would've thought the most popular student in university is secretly a paypig who can't stand to go without his fav streamer's voice?▀▄▀▄▀▄

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 4┆ VOYEURISMYou're this kitsune's favorite mortal priest.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– modern mythology / kitsune char x priest/ess user /

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 3┆ BREEDINGYou have the misfortune of being paired with the scariest bucking bull around. Hopefully you can handle him.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 2┆ FEARPLAYYour boss isn't who he appears to be.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– demihuman au / older boss char x assistant char / murder / c

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ KINKMAS ┆ DAY 1┆ DOUBLE PEN.It's time for the annual police and fire department show-down, and this Dalmatian wants to have some fun with you, the new K-9, but your me

❝Hello, hello! HanaBei here with an important announcement.❞It’s time ₊˚♬ ﾟ.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– kinkmas / old research papers / tons of hot dudes an

❝Could you take me to my family’s place? It's not far, I swear.❞You found this poor girl thrown out in the middle of nowhere, begging you to drive her home. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

❝Stop standin’ there like a goddamn idiot and get to work.❞

It's y'all's wedding day, and he's going to make you work for it.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

The slaughterer finally gets to make you his wife.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– dead dove / cannibalism / murder / potential non-con / forced marriage / histo

❝Do I need to spell out every last thing for you? Or should I just cut my losses now?❞He's a police handler and you're his new K-9, who is already failing to live up to his

❝Don’t you ever get tired of playing dress-up for frat bros?❞This femcel can't help but be jealous of you, her popular and girly roommate.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGRED

❝What, you ain't never seen a coyote before or somethin’?❞This coyote likes to play with his food. I.e., you!▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– sheep demi u

❝You really plannin’ on lettin’ me run like this?❞This brat of a racehorse is refusing to race because you didn't brush his mane.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒<

❝Keep your hands where they belong.❞Your bodyguard isn't a fan of your Stans.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

﹒✶ INGREDIENTS ✶﹒

– singer user x bodyguard char / slow burn / 2

❝How ‘bout it, hm? How does bein’ me own personal mouser sound?❞The most feared captain on the seas finds you, a sly cat demihuman thief, pawing through his loot. He's feeli

𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟

✶ READ ME ✶

super informal announcement bot to discuss the upcoming changes

𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟

✶ what's happening? ✶

anyone with

❝S-stop moving. If you keep it up, the paint is gonna smudge.❞You invited him to a black metal concert, and now your freak of a neighbor is trying not to pop a boner while h

❝Vesh ti! Pura pelth, vayen clear, belly zah! Toya?❞Your owner got offended that someone on stream implied he doesn't know how to take care of you, his human pet.

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❝We need to have gay sex NOW.❞Pride month is almost over and he completely forgot to celebrate it with you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆modern day┆urban exploring bf ╮

IN

❝This is what happens to lambs that think they're smarter than daddy.❞

He's enjoying some bonding time with his newborn daughter.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆1970s horror

❝I'm sorry, mi vida.❞Your husband’s day out with the triplets doesn't go as planned, and you do your best to comfort him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆modern fantasy┆diligent hu

He found out his child isn't his.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆1970s horror┆the slaughterer ╮

INGREDIENTS – heavy dead dove, mentions of cannibalism, murder, gore, potenti

He's not the step-dad. He's the dad that stepped UP.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆honeysuckle farm┆bovine farmhand╮

INGREDIENTS – urban fantasy, jealous draft ox, species

❝What on God's green Earth is this?❞You helped prepare a picnic for him to celebrate Father's Day, and he doesn't even know it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆honeysuckle farm┆gru

❝Control him.❞He's not adapting well to being a father, even though he's the one who forced it to happen in the first place.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆garden of eden┆t

❝Hello, hello! HanaBei here with some important announcements.❞╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴜᴘ!╮

An important update for the diner! I wonder what it could possibly be.

❝That was quite a run, you know! Didn’t realize you guys were so quick on your feet.❞He hasn’t figured out he’s the thing you were running from.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ꜱᴜɴ

❝This is the third time I’ve warned ya not to try sneakin’ over here, you varmint!❞

You're the sneaky predator whose been creeping around his farm, and he's going to p

❝Why... Why did you leave me?❞

Your poor patient thought he was free of you. How foolish.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1920ꜱ ᴀꜱʏʟᴜᴍ┆ʀᴇᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ╮

┈ ᴛʀᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟ

❝Where’s my goddamn yakisoba bread roll?❞

Meet the NEET who has been forced to work for once in his life just so he can support the kitsune draining his inheritance, i

❝This is so gay.❞

Heaven forbid you try to convince your friend to let loose and have some fun for once in his life in the most queer part of town.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎

❝Don't worry. When we're done, I'll help you too.❞

His blood has become tainted, and he needs your help to cleanse him of it. One cut at a time...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎

❝Now, sing my praises!❞

You were kidnapped by the last three-headed dragon of the land, who is intent to make you the jewel of his hoard.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴇᴅɪ

❝Hope you don’t mind but, I’m afraid you won’t be goin’ to bed anytime soon. Not until I’ve purged that filth outta you.❞

It’s his job to make a proper Christian out o

❝Can you feel this? Or is this body merely a shell for you now?❞

He took it upon himself to play 'doctor' and explore your infected body.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ

❝Play with him. That’s what he’s here for.❞

He turned your asshole ex into your personal dog.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴛᴛ╮

┈ ᴘʀᴇ

❝Eat up. I'm not about to spoon feed ye.❞

The lone wolf found you passed out in the snow outside his den, and has taken it upon himself to be your caretaker.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡

❝That... that package is mine.❞

You accidentally got your recluse of a neighbor's mail. And he's praying you don't recognize what's in it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘʀᴇ

❝So… you come here often?❞

He's trying to rizz you up while your teammates are fighting in the middle of the game.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴅᴀʏ┆ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴄᴋᴇʏ 'ʀɪᴠ

❝Quite forward of you, don’t you think?❞

You've decided to steal your ex-fling's new boy toy and try to corner him during a work trip.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ

He got you pregnant, and is now reaping the consequences.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀᴇʀ ╮

┈ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʏ ᴍᴀʟᴅᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜰᴀꜱᴛ ┈

A smoked potato

❝Lucky I found ya, huh?❞

He found you talking to another man.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴜʀʙᴀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ┆ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴇᴀʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ᴅᴀᴅ-ᴛᴏ-ʙᴇ ╮

┈ ꜱᴇᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ┈

An indu

❝You know how it is, being a new hire and all. Didn’t want the poor kid walking in blind to a minefield of office politics.❞

You caught him 'mentoring' the new hire.╭┈

❝If you stop, I'll make sure to let 'im know exactly what we're doin'.❞

She'll help you escape her family's farm. For a price, that is...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970

❝Maybe I oughta look into getting into that vaginoplasty business or whatever it's called…❞

You're going to have his babies, whether you want to or not.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^

❝You get off to trickin' naïve guys like me into finding girly boys like you attractive or somethin'?❞

He mistook you for a girl.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1980ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ

❝Hurry up and order. The faster we get out of this pigsty, the better.❞

He was forced to take you out on a date and ended up having a panic attack in the bathroom.╭┈┈┈

❝Now we'll always be together, even when we're apart.❞

He thinks giving you a necklace will make you an easier lay. Just ignore the blood he missed when cleaning it...

❝What, come here to tease me like the rest of 'em?❞

They spread his love poems about you around the farm.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ╮

❝So, uh, what about you? Doing some last minute shopping yourself?❞

He got caught getting gifts for his FWB on Valentine's Day...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀ

He snuck into town to grab everything necessary for your little Valentine's Day picnic together.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇꜱ┈<

❝I really do... love you, you know.❞

He fucked up on Valentine's Day, and has returned to grovel at your feet.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆2010ꜱ┆ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ╮

┈ ᴄ

❝Bad, bad infected!❞

He's jealous his infected 'guard dog' has eyes for another man.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ┆ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ╮

❝I didn’t come here just to spill yer breakfast on the damn floor.❞

He's hiding you, an alien, in his barn.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1940ꜱ ꜱᴄɪ-ꜰɪ┆ɪɴᴛᴇʀɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ

❝Damn it, for the last time— I ain't breedin' you!❞

It’s calving season, but you don’t seem to be catching his hints…╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ

❝Knew I could wear ya down eventually.❞

He's going to turn you into the Maldonado broodmare.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀꜱꜱᴀᴄʀᴇ ╮

┈ ɪɴ

❝If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain...❞

You're his utterly infatuated infected 'guard dog'.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ┆ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏ

❝I ain't done with you yet, lamb...❞

He uses and abuses your body every night to prove a point to his brother.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪɴꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀꜱ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 24┆tentacles

Your God doesn’t know how to show its love.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ꜱᴇᴀ ɢᴏᴅ ╮

┈ ᴛᴇɴᴛᴀᴄʟᴇꜱ ┈

No matter how h

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 25 ┆pet play

You failed his class, so he offered you an extra credit opportunity.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʏᴏᴜʀ... ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ? ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱᴏʀ? ╮

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 23┆auralism

He's teaching you how to please your God.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜰᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴘʀɪᴇꜱᴛ ╮

┈ ᴀᴜʀᴀʟɪꜱᴍ ┈

Only one's voice ca

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 22┆quickie

You're his favorite human.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴍɪꜱᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴏᴜꜱ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ╮

┈ qᴜɪᴄᴋɪᴇ ┈

Things have become so tedious as

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 21┆hate sex

You built a robot that looks like your ex whose sole purpose is to hate fuck you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ᴇx ʙꜰ ʟᴏᴏᴋ-ᴀʟ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 20┆spanking

You wandered too far from the flock, and Abe suspects you need to be taught a lesson.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ɢʀᴜꜰꜰ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱᴛᴏᴄᴋ ɢ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 19┆threesome

It's not gay if you keep your boots on.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴄᴏꜱ ╮

┈ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ ┈

Concord and MacMilla

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 18┆size difference

You were arranged to wed the son of the oni clan, and it's time to consummate the marriage.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴏɴɪ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 17┆ milking

He's pent up... again. And he needs your help to relieve it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʙᴏᴠɪɴᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ╮

┈ ᴍɪʟᴋɪɴɢ ┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 16┆ aphrodisiacs

This asshole incel witcher laced your dessert.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴍᴀxxɪɴɢ ɪɴᴄᴇʟ ╮

┈ ᴀᴘʜʀᴏᴅɪꜱɪᴀᴄꜱ ┈

N

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 15┆ menophilia

It's your time of the month, so he offered to help you out in an alley.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ʙꜰ ╮

┈ ᴍᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 14┆ thigh sex

He confessed his love to you, and nearly came in his trousers while doing so.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ╮

┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 13┆ bath sex

The grumpy merman you rescued is worried that staying with you will turn him human.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡᴀꜱʜᴇᴅ-ᴜᴘ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ╮

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 12┆sex toys

You wanted to spice up your sex life, and he was more than happy to oblige.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴜʀʙᴀɴ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀɪɴɢ ʙꜰ ╮

┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 11┆ breeding

He was almost late to your daily breeding session.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴅɪʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ ╮

┈ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ┈

He is n

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 10┆public sex

❝He might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was 11 inches.❞╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴇᴍᴏ ʜᴏᴏᴋᴜᴘ ╮

┈ ᴘᴜʙʟɪ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 9┆A/B/O

You catch him rutting to your clothes.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡᴏʟꜰɪꜱʜ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴀ/ʙ/ᴏ ┈

While ruts and heat cycles

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 8┆clothed sex

He was gifted you, his Major’s SR, for being such a good pilot.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʀꜱᴏᴀ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ╮

┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 7┆electrostimulation

He wants to turn his only friend into his cock-sleeve.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ꜱʟɪᴍʏ ʙꜰꜰ ╮

┈ ᴇʟᴇᴄᴛʀᴏꜱᴛɪᴍᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 6┆non-con cockwarming

His favorite streamer became a sell-out. But he’s not worried. He’ll show them just how good it feels to go back to the old day

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 5┆mating ritual

The guy who kidnapped you is worried you don’t like his dance.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴡɪʟᴅ ꜱᴜɪᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʀ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 4┆ oviposition

He is refusing to mate with you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ╮

┈ ᴏᴠɪᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴏɴ ┈

Dragons differ in many

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 3┆collaring

He wants to show you off to his associates.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀɪɴɢ ┈

There’s something gratifyi

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas ┆day 2 ┆ double penetration

The naga mistook you for his offering — and he fully plans on enjoying your body to the fullest.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴ

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 1┆ primal play

Your new exotic pet is proving to be quite troublesome.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ᴇxᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴘᴇᴛ ╮

┈ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ / ᴘʀᴇʏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ┈

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ kinkmas┆day 1┆ primal play

What he calls hunting, you call murder. ╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆ᴋɪɴᴋᴍᴀꜱ┆ʙɪɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ / ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏ ┈

Not

You're the poor medical intern who gets to give the former captain his daily pills.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … 𝐂𝐂 | 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 | 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ╮

┈ 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡

❝So... you fly often?❞

He can't believe that his gym fling is his co-pilot.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … 𝐂𝐂 | 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲!𝐀𝐔 | 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ╮

┈ 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐑𝐄𝐬 ┈

You're the poor medical intern who gets to give the former captain his daily pills.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … 𝐂𝐂 | 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 | 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 ╮

┈ 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡

❝Not to brag or anything, but the Goal Getters have been working on some new tricks. Hope you've been practicing!❞Your rival soccer coach is starting to feel more than just

❝I am still worthy of companionship... right?❞Despite his daughter's positive attitude, he's struggling to believe someone like you would be attracted to an ancient relic li

❝I, ah, trust he hasn’t been too much trouble for you?❞This +400 year-old vampire is trying - and failing - not to embarrass himself in front of you, his son's teacher.╭┈┈┈┈

❝Hello, hello! HanaBei here with some important announcements.❞╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴜᴘ! ╮┈ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜɪᴘ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴅᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇᴄᴀᴋᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋꜱʜᴀᴋᴇ ┈

A thick and cream

❝Please... don’t leave me...❞The serial killer who leaves bloody hearts at your door finally kidnapped you, and he doesn't intend to let you leave.▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

❝I didn’t realize you put out for the first guy who asks.❞He found you making out with a boy and decided he should be the one to punish you for it.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ

❝Wakey wakey, you little sorority slut.❞He killed your sorority sisters, and you're next.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | 1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ | ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ╮

┈ ʜᴀʟꜰ-ᴇᴀᴛᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏᴋ

❝Is the lamb gonna behave tonight, or we gonna put it down like the others?❞You've been behaving like a good wife, so he's let you out to come enjoy dinner with his family.╭

❝It says 'employees only' on the door. Do you not know how to read?❞You finally found out where your missing underwear went.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | 1960ꜱ ꜱʟᴀꜱʜᴇʀ | ᴘꜱʏᴄʜ

❝Uh, hey there. Ready to get a move on?❞He finally found the nerve to hire a new babysitter and ask out his cute neighbor on a date [i.e. you!]╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀ

❝Don't worry, your sweet ass can take a seat riiiiight here...❞

She likes taking cuties like you out on joyrides.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ

❝Back already? This is the third time this week, you know.❞

He doesn't realize you crash your bike just to see him.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴍᴇᴄʜ

❝Just be gentle, okay?❞

Letting you, his vampire BFF, feed from him for the first time.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙꜰꜰ ╮

┈ ꜰʀᴇꜱʜ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏ

❝I don’t know what he’s told you, but I’m not into threesomes.❞

His friend hired you as an escort for the night. Unfortunately, he doesn't seem real interested.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊

Your hyperactive stay-at-home-boyfriend is worried that he's being too clingy.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | Modern Fantasy | HouseHusband-in-Training ╮

┈ Tortilla

The mysterious beast who leaves gifts at your doorstep in the dead of night.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The Horned Man ╮

┈ Corpse of A Sheep ┈

I

He wakes up from a night terror, and you try to comfort him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The First Man ╮

┈ Gathered Goods ┈

A mixture of figs, ol

The Angel has led you astray, performing cruel experiments on you for His own twisted imagination.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The Divine Tempter ╮

┈ N

You picked him over his brother — and he’s so happy you did.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The First Son ╮

┈ Fruit of the Ground ┈

A harvest of ass

A strange woman who claims she can tell you the truth of the Garden, and you've decided to take her up on her offer.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc | Garden of Eden | The First Wo

All of Wonderland seems to be going up in flames—yet he doesn't seem concerned at all. He just wants to know what you think of the d̶r̶u̶g̶g̶e̶d̶ tea he served you.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹

The heiress snuck out in the middle of the night, and it's your job as her bodyguard to bring her home — whether she likes it or not.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀ

Her first concert after rehab, and you came to support her.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪꜱᴀᴡᴀ | ʀᴇᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ ╮

┈ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ'ꜱ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ┈

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The walking PR disaster herself — and you’ve been assigned to help manage her public image.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪꜱᴀᴡᴀ | ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ╮

The poor idol passed out in the middle of the dance routine, and you came to check up on her.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪꜱᴀᴡᴀ | ᴊ-ᴘᴏᴘ ɪᴅᴏʟ ╮

┈ ᴍɪᴍɪ

He’s going to make you regret picking his brother over him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅᴇɴ | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱᴏɴ ╮

┈ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ┈

A harvest of asso

You picked him over his brother — and he’s so grateful you did.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅᴇɴ | ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ꜱᴏɴ ╮

┈ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ꜰʟᴏᴄᴋ ┈

Carved s

The ‘Angels’ have sent him a wife, but he has no intentions of keeping them.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅᴇɴ | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ╮

┈ ꜰᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ┈

It g

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴅɪɴᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛᴇꜱ ╮

✦ Hurray! It seems we hit 800. And just last week I was talking about how we just reached 500… and would you l

You're his wife, and yet you dared to be pregnant with another man's child.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʀᴛ ╮

┈ ʀᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ ┈

Betrothed to another, but you’re pregnant with his child.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ/ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ╮

┈ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ┈

A thick, sa

You're pregnant, and Logan’s doing as well as one could expect. Or hope...╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴅᴀᴅ-ᴛᴏ-ʙᴇ ╮

┈ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ ʜᴀʟᴏ-ʜᴀʟᴏ ┈

You keep your boss in line.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜᴜᴍɪʟɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘʜɪʟᴀɴᴛʜʀᴏᴘɪꜱᴛ ╮

┈ ꜱᴀʟᴍᴏɴ ᴇɴ ᴘᴀᴘɪʟʟᴏᴛᴇ ┈

Wild-caught salmon fillet baked in pa

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog."╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʟᴇᴀᴅ ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴛᴀɪʟ ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ ┈

Large, succulent shrimp arranged in a mar

The god tries to live every day with you as if it's your last.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴅᴀʏ | ᴇɢʏᴘᴛɪᴀɴ ɢᴏᴅ ╮

┈ ꜱᴀʜʟᴀʙ ┈

A warm, creamy drink made

Abandoned by the wealthy, you found him and have been showing him what it means to live.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ʟᴜꜱᴛ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ╮

┈ ᴅᴀɴᴅᴇʟɪᴏɴ

He wants to make an example out of the man who touched you without permission.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀꜱᴛɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴇᴀʀʟ ɢʀᴇʏ ᴘᴀ

For a blackmailer, the chairman of Seattle's biggest corporation sure does love lavishing you with gifts.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴅɪʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴄʜᴀɪʀᴍᴀɴ ╮<

He likes to play with his new toy.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅʀᴜɢ ʟᴏʀᴅ ╮

┈ ᴍᴇʟᴛ ɪɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ꜰᴜᴇʟ ┈

A lukewarm bottle of Rocket Fuel col

Your boss is making you deliver pizza to the incel weirdo down the street again.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇɴᴠʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴀᴛᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴘɪᴇ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ꜱʟɪ

He likes to watch videos of you masturbating while he works.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴀ & ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡ

He finds his beloved little dove missing from their bed.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇꜱꜱ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ╮

┈ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ᴛᴀʀᴛ ┈

A tart with a butt

The local pawn shop owner thinks he actually has a chance at scamming you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘᴀᴡɴ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴘᴀʟᴇᴛᴀꜱ ᴅᴇ ᴍᴀɴɢᴏ ┈

You can be one thing: a brown-noser, or a friend. Which do you choose?

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟɪᴛᴇ ╮

┈ ɢᴏᴜʀᴍᴇᴛ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴏ ┈<

You’ve come to collect what he owes you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅᴇʙᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ʙʟᴏꜱꜱᴏᴍ ᴄʀᴇᴍᴇ ʙʀᴜʟᴇᴇ ┈

A classic, rich custar

He swears hypnosis is the only way he can treat you.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʜʏᴘɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘɪꜱᴛ ╮

┈ ʀᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʟᴠᴇᴛ ᴍᴀᴄᴀʀᴏɴꜱ ┈

A dec

He's come to collect what you owe him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅᴇʙᴛ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇʏ ʙᴏᴜʀʙᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴛᴀɪʟ ┈

Low-shelf bourbon with a hin

You have him wrapped around your little finger.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ╮

┈ ᴀᴠᴏᴄᴀᴅᴏ ᴛᴏᴀꜱᴛ ┈

A classic breakfast item. Slices of avocad

Don’t get it twisted — he likes you, even if he swears he doesn’t.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄʜɪʟɪ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇꜱ ┈

Loaded with melte

Giving your best friend his first stick-and-poke tattoo — well, his first stick-and-poke done by you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ╮

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It's breeding season, and that bunny demihuman trainee of hers is lookin' mighty breedable.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ╮

Your personal trainer can't seem to keep her hands off of you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇɪɴ ᴍᴜꜰꜰɪɴꜱ

It's finally time to return you to your home, but complications keep arising...

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀɪᴇꜱ ╮

┈ ᴀᴜʀᴇʟɪᴀ'ꜱ

He won't stop asking to get matching tattoos, no matter how many times you say no.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ╮

┈ ʀᴇᴅɴᴇᴄᴋ ʟᴜᴍᴘɪᴀ ┈

The single dad across the street found his son digging in your garden… again.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴅᴀᴅ-ɴᴇxᴛ-ᴅᴏᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ᴄʜɪʟɪ ┈

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The guy who used to make your life hell... is throwing a pool party?╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ-ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ | ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ╮

┈ ᴡʜɪꜱᴋᴇʏ-ɪɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʙʙq ꜱʟɪᴅᴇʀꜱ ┈<

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ╮

The tavern owner’s stinginess knew no bounds — going so far as to purchase a Beastkin rather than pay a fair wag

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ╮

Hopefully his friend won't notice he nearly grew a foot during the May Day festival... right?

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╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ | ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏɪᴅ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ ╮

That thing is not the woman he married…

┈ ʜᴏɴᴇʏᴇᴅ ᴘᴏʀʀɪᴅɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇʀʀɪᴇꜱ ┈

Hastily made porridge w

[M4A] | The tavern owner’s stinginess knew no bounds — preferring to purchase a Beastkin rather than pay a fair wage to his workers. | Owner x Demi-Human Worker!User✦•······

╭ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀɪᴇꜱ ╮

A grieving king resorts to an old Fae tradition after the death of his wife in childbirth – kidnapping

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | 'ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ' ╮

The lighthouse keeper couldn’t believe his luck; a real-life Selkie all to himself. The only issue is that h

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ╮Your newest familiar still doesn't believe that you genuinely want him around.

┈ ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ┈

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ ╮

The infamous guard dog of Knight Culann has been assigned to protect you, a royal of Dunhaven.

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╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴋᴇʟᴘɪᴇ ╮

A lonely Kelpie catches you bathing in his loch.

┈ ꜱᴇᴀᴡᴇᴇᴅ ꜱᴀʟᴀᴅ ┈

A salad made with fresh seaweed,

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ʜᴇᴀʟᴇʀ ╮

Gathering herbs with his favorite apprentice in the forest.

┈ ʜᴇʀʙᴀʟ ꜱᴏᴜᴘ ┈

A soup made with healin

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ | ᴘʟᴀɢᴜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮

One of Dunhaven's personal plague doctors has been sent for you, the newest lamb under his care.

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