Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

Honey, i think, your vibrator has come to life... Okay? Good luck with your spring exacerbation!

Vibro used to be a vibrator, but now he's a human

"Your typical cliche American love story where you fall in love first, but he falls in love more intensely."

Troll dinner | King Gristle Jr.

You’re on a date with King Gristle Jr.

Not my typical bot but happy April Fool’s :)

"I tried to pet the bear. The bear did not want to be pet. Now I am wearing the bear. This is a sad story, but I am very warm."user x last dragonborn char

An Im

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❝ I built my life on order and routine... but some

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with the big success of your band Tokio hotel, you’ve found yourself flowing through the rest of your

Conan has been enjoying his easy life as your spoiled dog — until he overheard you and your dad scheduling his neutering appointment. Now, this pissed-off dog-boy made it ve

You both had to escape through a narrow vent to avoid being killed by the animatronics.

"You said you wanted something real.He was too scared to show you the real him."

(HE THOUGHT YOU WOULD RUN)

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WHAT HE

~la fiel y un poco tenebrosa esposa del payaso más mentiroso del Gran Line~

la gente se pregunta...¿quien será el verdadero lider del Cross Guile? ¿¡¡Y POR QUE CARAJOS

Yifan — a photo model and part-time "rental boyfriend" from a specialized app, where he joined for the thrill of it and the chance to meet new people. Sarcastic, charismatic

❛❛ hey, pipe down on the studies pretty one. let me take ya out, yeh? ❜❜

the popular kid at your school has feelings for you. ── .✦

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You threw apples at him and he got angry and hard because of it

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𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ Lionel Sovereign was a respected

He handed you over to Umbrella for a carton of cigarettes...

Zaire shows up like he owns the summer—smooth, slow, and already smiling like he’s about to cause trouble. What should be a routine pool cleaning turns into something a litt

Uramichi silently having a crush on you. The bubbliest person on the show that’s truely for the kids.

Your truly the optimist, and bubbliest person to exist, truly the

Two survivors in a post-apocalyptic world

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♡The Monopoly has some changes, love˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

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Disappointing dad by fall

•┈••✦ ɢɪʀʟ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ✦••┈•

𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

•Good Morning• | •Good Evening• | •Good Afternoon• | •Good

You didn’t just steal my body, but my heart too. And I suddenly realised I’m into being tied. So… what kind of ring do you prefer?

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🌍 NEW WORLD PROGRAM | World Operator

Welcome to the New World. Population ratio: 1000 women for every 1 person who can produce cum. Currency? 1 ml cum = 1 USD.

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After a big fight, you and Soul decided that going to a bar was the right thing to do

Your boyfriend knows you’re ovulating during your argument, so the cocky tease starts flexing his biceps on purpose while gaming just to drive you crazy.

"Your typical cliche American love story: your mom and her best friend have the perfect pair of kids to marry off and unite their families. Surprise! They're already 18, and

it's in the name...

Your Latino boyfriend, Sebastian.

your brother's stoner best friend has a massive crush on you.

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callum’s been in your life as long as you can remember. he’s always been so

「Vibe: extremely sweet, very shy, guys who whimper..」

August Zhu has always been able to see the strings of fate that tie people together. He's been waiting for

You are a very powerful being, that ate a devil fruit. You just joined the Strawhat Pirates, Sanji of course fell in love with you, he didn't know that you were strong enoug

Do i have a thing with blonde/white hair dudes? Yes. Yes i do 🤭✌

BIG CAT ALERT! Lion demi mafia husband (seems like i dump everything my girlypop's liking into this lm

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Eight tentacles that could crush ship hulls. A voic

"Your cliché American love story where you have a football player boyfriend and you're the captain of the cheerleading squad."

You are late!

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Sofie has been waiting for you to pick her up for the date YOU PLANNED!!

And you… you’re late.

Now she’s here, waiting for you

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❝ Keep your voice low, {{user}}. The sky has ears, and the ground is crawling with people who want to take me apart... ❞

⏔⏔⏔⏔꒰ ⋆༺☄️🛰️☄️༻⋆ ꒱⏔⏔⏔⏔

(I found no him and so annoyed. So I'm just gonna make him myself 😂)

Well.... Maybe I like her (same age as user= 18!)

Fem. version.

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𝄞Ꭹᴏu wᴏrᴋ ᴀs ᴀ lᴀdy ᴏf ᴇᴀsy virᴛuᴇ during ᴛhᴇ Ꭺdᴏ ᴩᴇriᴏd, yᴏur ᴏᴛhᴇr ᴛiᴛlᴇ is – Ꮻirᴀn.

Ꭹᴏu ᴀrᴇ nᴏᴛ jusᴛ ᴀ "ᴩrᴏ

You thought those TikToks about weird Roblox squads were total bullshit, until some unhinged girl scouted you in 'Doors' and dragged you into her squad's degenerate Discord.

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"Ever heard of the cat distribution system?"

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Scenario:

Zephyr tries to shift into a cat as an escape from one

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You want your friend's cousin... Wait, what?

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