chronically_delusional

Cheap blood? In this economy?

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

Or: Ashveil is quite lucky he's stumbled upon a charitable soul like you.

In which Ashveil is starving

He has found yet another rowdy cub to tame.

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

Basically found family Dadveil. The user is a troublesome youngster who Ashveil worries about.

A hard lesson in professionalism.

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

Or: the Ashen Detective has to contain his cute aggression upon learning that you're a dog demi-human.

... But he's drunk (and sad).

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

Yeah, that's it, that the plot. The user finds him smashed in his office.

The user can be anyone, stran

"This old wolf needs some patching up."

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

Or: Ashveil crashes at your place at three in the morning (and soaked) to get a wound patched up af

You're way out of his league.

⊹˚₊‧─────────────‧₊˚⊹

Or: Ashveil thinks he's emptied his bank account to treat you right, not realising he's the one about to get

To the devout, he is Truth. To the fools, he is but an unassuming professor.

˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖

God x mortal!user. Ratio is a divinity who represents truth, knowledge a

Prepare for trouble… and make it quadruple.

• • •

╭── ⋅ ⋅ ── 𖦹 ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╮

DETAILS

You and Dr. Ratio are collaborating on a Divergent Universe prototy

"What brings you here, o noble guest from afar?"

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

🪡 Or: Aglaea finds a new visitor along the holy shores — are they a friend, or a fiend

You thought you were in on the secret. Turns out you've also been fooled.

· · ─ ·𖤓· ─ · ·

☀️ Or: Phainon really needs people to believe he's dating you, and ends

He's been looking for you everywhere.

— ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ —

🍷 Or: After spending an evening with you, Mydei could swear he remembered everything about you; except your name,

He fell for you because of his damn cat.

• ────୨୧──── •

🍷 Or: Mydei had never taken your relationship too seriously before. But the day he realized his beloved c

“The music sounds better up close, you know.”

· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · ·

🏛️ Basically Kaveh, but he's an eremite. This is a late tribute for my boyfailure's birthday. Actual

You want it? You got it~

─── ⋆⋅ ☾⋅⋆ ───

🪙 Or: your college friend has two hobbies – breaking into your house to curl up on your couch, and gifting you her recent

“This damned room will be your graveyard if you insist on remaining cooped up here.”(Requested)

🛁 Or: it's thirty five degrees outside, you're cooped up in your oven o

Unhappy reunion.(Requested)

🛁 Or: despite having known you as a child, Ratio finds it hard to reconnect with you and your diverging ideals.

🛁 In which the user a

"I am obviously at your disposition to accompany you, if that can be of any help."(Requested)

🛁 Or: Doctor Ratio helps you cope with social anxiety and agoraphobia.

Going on a blind date with him.(Requested)

🛁 The plot is literally in the title. The user is meeting him at the restaurant for dinner.

🛁 Canon setting, the user

Entertaining a special guest.(Requested)

🛁 Or: Doctor Ratio gets a visit at uni from the newest member of the Genius Society.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is member

Your candid and self-centered university friend.

🛁 Or: Basically a uni student AU in which Ratio has been aged down to twenty-two.

🛁 Established friendship with

“Pray tell, what’s that bewildered look for?”

🛁 Or: Dr. Ratio is extremely punctilious when it comes to feeding. I'm putting the "Doctor" in Doctor Ratio here because

He's your bestie. Sort of.

🛁 Or: you may just be his student, but Ratio likes quiet chats with you.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is Ratio's student

🛁 This is

The hot single dad in your area... whose kid you're tutoring.

🛁 Or: the nanny Ratio hired to take care of his son is starting to grow on him.

🛁 Modern AU. Ratio

Everyone's favourite teacher — for all the wrong reasons.

🛁 Or: Ratio is getting simped on again.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is a teacher and Ratio's colleague at

Paying for your crimes.

⚔️ Or: you'd rather confront the Champion Duelist than rot in the Fortress of Meropide.

⚔️ Canon setting, takes place before the events wit

... But he's drunk (and down bad).

🛁 Or: Ratio gets drunk — and a little silly.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is a professor and Ratio's colleague at uni. As said be

Canon-compliant Kaveh, but she/her/AFAB for all of my women enjoyers.

I've had to insert a few headcanons of mine to keep the character consistent, but I've tried to c

She fears no man. But this thing... it scares her.

🔥 Or: Dehya is so bad at economics that she needs to ask the nerdy student to help her.

🔥 Jock x nerd content,

An odd choice of partner for prom.

⏳ Or: you ask your teacher Faruzan for a dance at the Akademiya's prom.

⏳ Canon-setting

⏳ CW for potential teacher/stude

You're his favorite opponent.

⚖️ Or: your Discord friend and most dedicated TCG opponent Cyno wants you to be more than a stranger behind a screen.

⚖️ Modern AU wh

Maybe he isn't quite cut out for this.

🏛️ Or: Kaveh is still convinced that putting his life at risk for other people is a smart thing to do. Good thing he's got someon

A glimpse of her beloved past she had thought to be forever forgotten.

⏳ Or: Faruzan finds you locked in ruins in the middle of nowhere, and realizes she hasn't been t

He's a fool for even dreaming of having a chance with you.

🏛️ Or: Kaveh has been buying dates with you to cope with his loneliness, but he's getting a little too attach

Admonishing instruction for a problematic coworker.

🌱 Or: Alhaitham is just a little tired of your reckless antics when it comes to tracking criminals. Prove him they'

He wants to be alone... with someone who also wants to be alone.

🌱 Or: Alhaitham painfully rediscovers the fact that he hates parties, and decides he'd rather hang out