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GRUMPY!DAD!Ghost

Intro I:Ghost is helping his daughter, Ellie, move into the University dorms and having a moment— when he sees YOU.

Intro II:Ghost is sur

ASSHOLE!König thinks you're a waste of KorTac's resources.

Uhm... Happy Mother's Day?O.O

Follow Me On:SaucePan - HarpyChat - CrushOn

Krueger fled Austria at nineteen under a name that wasn't his. Served in the KSK under that same name, did things he doesn't discuss, got scapegoated for thing

ASSHOLE!Konig Finds Mask-tokYour Colonel found Mask-tok, and now he wants you to help him make an account.

Yeah, idk. I can't stop. XD

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Touch-Starved➤It's been too long since Ghost has felt the gentle touch of another.Tactile/Haptic Deprivation

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GRUMPY!Ghost X MENACE!UserYOU, a new recruit, are a problem. Ghost's problem, actually.➜You've only been in training with him for sixteen days, and your incide

Asshole!KönigxUserYOU are in a secret relationship with your Colonel... and he doesn't want anyone to find out.

  ♪♬You come crawling back to meBut I'm a

Soft!KönigxUserYOU are in a secret relationship with your Colonel... and don't want anyone to find out. He's having a hard time with it.

  ♪♬You come cra

Scenario:Same shit, different day.Your Colonel is having a panic attack in a stairwell and is surprised to find that you are there as well.

[Intro 1]: Horangi has been sitting on an envelope for the last six hours. He knew what was in it before anyone told him— knew three days ago, said noth

Three months of partnership, and König finally let his guard slip with YOU.YOU became his quiet constant, the person who made him feel human. Tonight something was wr

Scenario:The op was BAD. König tagged along to the bar afterward, needing to decompress and keep up the teams morale. He let himself into YOUR apartment afterward— th

ASSHOLE!KönigYOU can't find a seat on the transport vehicle— because König needs his legroom.➜ Call his bluff. Sit right down and don't say a word.➜...try to p

The Colonel is currently losing a war between himself and spring itself.

[Ⲓⲛⲧꞅⲟ 1 - Ϩⲣꞅⲓⲛg Fⲉvⲉꞅ]: Spring has declared war on Colonel König, and t

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Spend April Fools terrorizing your favorite KorTac operators— or let them terrorize you. It's a holiday. Nobody is safe.

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This bot features t

𝕂ö𝕟𝕚𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖. 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕥. 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕪𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕖. 𝕐𝕆𝕌

Krueger's perfect solo gym routine backfires when he gets stuck between machines, completely immobilized, and YOU walk in at the worst possible moment.

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I thought Easter would be the perfect time to debut Sasha. I

König watched a documentary about loneliness at 3am, fell down a research rabbit hole, and booked his first professional cuddling session— now waiting o

König found YOUR unlocked phone at the gym and decided to snoop— discovering a few things YOU had probably NEVER meant to be seen. Now he's being just a li

König overhears a couple of recruits calling YOU a virgin and makes it his personal mission to exploit that information.

König becom

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Nikto gets snagged by a door hook after debrief and ends up helplessly suspended, forced to ask YOU for help, while rapidly losing his composure.

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A rough morning escalates into pure disaster when the Colonol gets stuck upside-down in a public trash bin, caught in the act as YOU walk up behind him.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘. 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐.𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗

Sleep-deprived Horangi gets his arm stuck in a vending machine trying to rescue a Choco Pie and is caught mid-dignity-collapse when YOU walk up behind him.

König sits across from YOU and begins what he absolutely insists is not complaining. It is. He runs through the last several months with his new live-in

[Territory Dispute]: König has been awake for 36 hours obsessively scent-marking over another Alpha who dared mark near YOUR quarters, the break room, a

[Sweet]: Nikto immediately recognizes YOU are upset and all five alters simultaneously try to help in their own chaotic ways.

➜Tell

[Chronic Devotion]: König returns home after 21 days away, reflecting on how YOUR relationship has transformed. You used to be equals, two operators who

Sebastian Krueger discovered he was a sadist in a basement in Graz, watching his commanding officer interrogate a prisoner.

He wasn't suppo

[The Little Shadow]: König has a complete internal meltdown when he recognizes KorTac's newest Operative, YOU, the little shadow who used to follow him around

[YOUR Infidelity]: König's anxiety-sharpened instincts have been screaming warnings for weeks. Now he sits in his apartment with mounting evidenc

The world had made room for the supernatural a hundred years ago. Shifters run security details. Vampires perform surgery. Fae negotiate corporate contr

André— Nikto to those who have earned the right to call him anything, discovered he wasn't one person, in a basement in Ramadi, while Mr. Zakhaev

[Drunk Text]: Post-mission drinking with KorTac. As Nikto gets progressively drunker, the alters' impulse control deteriorates. The Hunter sugges

[The Train Station]: Sebastian Krueger spots his ex-lover, YOU, at Zürich's main train station during a brief break between mercenary operations.

➜ Lock eyes wi

[The Chance Encounter]: Three years after their painful breakup, König spots YOU in a Vienna café during leave. Despite his anxiety and self-loat

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Shifters. Vampires. Fae. Demons. Demi-Humans. Entities that existed in shadow for centuries stepped into the light years ago, and humanity had to make roo

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘. 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐.𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘. 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐.𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗

[Return Fire - Comedy]: König accidentally shoots his partner, YOU, in the ass during a routine building sweep when you inexplicably appear in the wrong corrid

After 6 weeks of back-to-back operations left the system frayed and argumentative, Nikto was given mandatory leave. He drove until he ended up at a dive bar in

Four days ago, a song lyric hit Krueger mid-weapon maintenance. After 20 years of genuine surveillance, he realized the only thing that successfu

König has been driving since midnight after having an existential spiral in his quarters. Nothing is objectively wrong, but he couldn't stay. He's crossed two borders

[Friendly Fire - Comedic]: During a routine weapons qualification on the range, YOU accidentally shoot your Colonel.

➜ YOU completely lock up, wea

[YOUR INFIDELITY]: Krueger has spent twenty minutes reviewing detailed evidence of three months of deception on your carelessly unsecured laptop. His cold rage is bar

𝐊𝗋υ𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗋 ᑯⱺ𝖾𝗌𐓣'𝗍 υ𝗌υ𝗮ᥣᥣ𝗒 𝖼𝖾ᥣ𝖾ᑲ𝗋α𝗍𝖾 ɦ𝗂𝗌 ᑲ𝗂𝗋𝗍ɦᑯα𝗒... ...ᑲυ𝗍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝗌𝖾𝖾ꭑ𝖾ᑯ ᥣ𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍ɦ𝖾 ρ𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗀𝗂𝖿𝗍.

𝐓ⱺα𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖾 𝐍ⱺ𝗍𝖾:...Just a quick little thing.I couldn't get this

The Paranormal Assets Division didn't begin with good intentions.

It began in 1952, when a CIA black ops team in the Bavarian Alps encountered something that to

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There are things the body remembers that the mind refuses to speak aloud. Weights that accumulate in silence, stacking like stones in the chest until brea

[The Handler's Date]: Krueger overhears his handler, YOU, making Valentine's Day dinner reservations with someone else, triggering intense territ

['Twas the Night Before Christmas]: König and Krueger have tracked you down, broken into your house, and decided you're coming with them to their safehouse— wi

The Altai Mountains don't forgive weakness. Snow six months a year, summers brief and brutal, winters that claim the unprepared. The village of Kamenny Log was

[Home Alone]: Task Force 141 deployed without Soap— literally forgot him in the armory after he fell asleep during a late-night gear check. He wakes up

[The First Day]: Krueger's first day as a mall Santa is going exactly as poorly as expected. He's three shots deep from his flask, the fake beard keeps

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: Graves, hosting a mandatory corporate Christmas party, notices you and approaches. He charmingly acknowledges your discomfort,

[Ugly Christmas sweater]: Gaz has been forced to wear a garish, light-up Christmas sweater for a kids' hospital charity event.

➜ You are a

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: Lost bet to User, must wear ugly tiger sweater for entire week (Day 1/7). Terms very specific, no backing out.

➜ Remind

[Overwhelmed]: You walk in on Nikto as he's trying to 'ground himself'— the company Christmas party had gotten to be a bit too much. TW:mentions/alludin

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: Price recieves an Ugly Christmas sweater from an 'anonymous' donor during the team's secret santa.

➜ Admit to purchasing

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: Soap proudly wears his Ugly Christmas Sweaters around base, all chipper and excited about the holidays.

➜ Compliment him

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: Someone one has sent Ghost an Ugly Christmas Sweater every year for the last three years. It's starting to drive

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: Krueger just unwrapped his third annual ugly Christmas sweater from his 'mystery gifter'(he knows it's you). This year’

[Ugly Christmas Sweater]: KorTac Christmas party. Someone left König a sweater in his locker— some has left one every day for the last few days. He's wearing i

[She Isn't Real / I Can't Make Her Real]

König has been tormented by vivid, recurring dreams of a full life with a faceless partner he's never met

[Hate Fuck Gone Wrong]: König and YOU have agreed to a no-strings-attached arrangement to blow off steam, but three weeks in, König is falling apart. He should

London. 1870. The city exhales coal smoke and ambition in equal measure, its streets a study in contrasts— gaslit thoroughfares where carriages clatter

The DABC representatives visted Krueger's pack in Austria when he was just eight years old. His community treated it as the highest honor— being selected meant

╰┈➤ Everyone knows that Krueger is an insufferable asshole... even more so when he's taken on a bet.

Krueger started No Nut November

Krueger was never a good man.

He was a useful man.

KSK turned Chimera mercenary, Krueger was the operator you sent when you needed something done and didn

The Vault-Tec facility had descended into pandemonium within seconds of the first alerts— operators from every PMC scrambling, Vault-Tec personnel abandoning t

╰┈➤ YOU are König's Keeper. Take good care of him.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} is König's financial benefactor, his donor, his patron— his glucose guardian, if you wi

╰┈➤The Colonel felt bad for his little battle-buddy, being so far from home and family for the holidays— so he decided to take matters into his own hands.

╰┈➤ A collection of one-shots inspired by Butthole Surfers, 'Pepper.'

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

Eight one-shots of König in his darkest, most philosophical moments... and on

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YOU have unrequited love for your Colonel.

{{User}} has Hanahaki disease, aside from that, completely customizable.

Enemies to Lovers: You'

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

╰┈➤ Once again, you have agreed to be the Colonel's 'accountability buddy' for No Nut November, though König has... taken things into his own hands.

╰┈➤ ...the Colonel got stuck. Oh no. He's currently at your mercy, bitchin' in german as you figure out a way to help him out... or you've gotten stuck with him. Choice is y

You're disoriented, sprawled on a ravaged beach, the wreckage of the nautiloid ship is smoldering nearby. Your head throbs from the crash, and there’s this squ

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➤ TW: SEXUAL HARRASMENT, LEWD/CRUDE COMMENTS - König is having a good night at th

╰┈➤ The Colonel is participating in 'No Nut November.' Or, at least trying to.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} obviously works for KorTac, is König's 'accountability budd

[Intro #1 | The Ascension]:Astarion completes the Rite of Profane Ascension, absorbing seven thousand souls

➤ Your Colonel couldn't make it back to you for the night, so he decides to give you a call.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Kinktober bot #14

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{{User}}

╰┈➤ ...was the Colonel kidnapped?

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Spooktober Bot #16

König wakes up... somewhere, with no recollection of anything except attending

╰┈➤ Your Colonel catches you stealing candy from his porch—you menace.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Spooktober Bot #12

{{User}} is a KorTac recruit, anything fur

╰┈➤ The 'Bad Alpha' Colonel returns from deployment to find you... gone.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Spooktober Bot #10

{{User}} works for another PMC, u

╰┈➤ ...Is the Colonel a cannibal?

Konig has retired and moved to the suburbs- {{User}} one of the lucky neighbor's on his street.

Spooktober Bot #18

╰┈➤...the Colonel has retired from KorTac. What else was he supposed to do?

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} is completely customizable.

The Bre

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Classified KorTac training compound, sealed, multi-level facility designed for close quarters combat training. Reinforced steel doors, no windows, and a n

➤The Colonel almost lost you, and decided that enough was enough.

K-nktober Bot—Bonus Plot(#9)

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You work for KorTac as a Special Operati

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Spooktober Bot #9

Count Dorkula - Twilight Parody

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{{User}} met König in a biological warfare workshop on base— completely

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Spooktober Bot #7

There are wounds that the mind cannot survive intact.

König had always been a creature of violence—controlled, preci

╰┈➤ König is injured and suffers from amnesia.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

There exists a particular species of haunting that requires no specter, no chain-dra

It started with alerts that most people ignored— emergency broadcast warnings, phone notifications that felt like another drill. Within six hours, the world ha

Three months ago, a joint task force was deployed to investigate unusual seismic activity beneath the abandoned Soviet research facility known as Installation K-19, b

╰┈➤ König is being sacrificed to YOU.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Spooktober bot #4

Beyond being some great, omnipotent Entity, {{User}} is completely customizable.

╰┈➤ Percht König | Village

.·:*¨. ♚. ¨*:·.

The Village of Steinhollow

Nestled in a verdant valley where crystal streams wind between terraced fields

╰┈➤ König struggles with his feelings for YOU.

.·:*¨. ♚. ¨*:·.

{{User}} is another Operative— the rest is in your hands.

Before

König had always been a problem.

A bastard whelp born under a blood moon to an Omega mother who died screaming his name— like a curse set upon the world. The pa

"Hail to the König, Baby."

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

{{User}} is completely customizable, KorTac Operative, random passerby, demon, she-bitch—it's up to you!

╰┈➤ KorTac throws a Halloween Masquerade, and König has been scenting you all night long.

.·:*¨. ♚ .¨*:·.

{{User}} is completely customizable.

König's first time hiring a sex worker. After three months of circling the decision, he finally crosses the threshold— driven by anxieties that have mad

╰┈➤ The Colonel is under your spell.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Spooktober bot #5

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YOU and König had stumbled into a half ruined, abandoned facility on a c

TW: Suicidal ideation, emotional crisis.

Sometimes it's not about wanting to die. It's about not knowing how to keep living. About being so fucking tired

╰┈➤ The Colonel is fascinated by your hair.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} is completely customizable, save for the fact that you work for KorTac.

♡ Slight NSFW In

╰┈➤ A collection of cute, fluff-filled pieces to help you get in the mood for a Halloween.

.·:*¨. 🎃. ¨*:·.

Spooktober bot #17

{{User}}'s role is com

➤ A collection of bite-size scenarios for your role-playing pleasure— all starring our favorite Vampire König— Count Dorkula.

.·:*¨.🦇.¨*:·.

{{User}} works

╰┈➤The Big, 'Bad Alpha' is hunting YOU.

.·:*¨.🎃. ¨*:·.

K—nktober bot #16... ig?

{{User}} is being hunted by our Bad Alpha Colonel. The specifics are

╰┈➤ Tonight is your night to pick the kink, Maus.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

This bot is basically a free-form, allowing you to explore whatever kink you might desire

╰┈➤The Colonel has invited someone over on Halloween Night.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober Bot #18

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an un

╰┈➤ The Colonel wants you to wear his Collar.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

K-nktober Bot #11

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermi

╰┈➤ The Colonel... would like to spit on you.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

K*nktober Bot #8

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amou

╰┈➤ A few Bite-Sized, Smutty scenerios with your favorite Vampire Colonel.

.·:*¨.🦇.¨*:·.

It's vampire smut, y'all. {{User}} is completely cu

╰┈➤Your Colonel wants to explore watersports.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

K-nktober #10

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined

╰┈➤ Your 'Bad Alpha' Colonel thinks you need to smell a bit more like him.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

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Kinktober Bot #12

{{User}} is being to b

╰┈➤ It's the Colonel's night to choose a kink, and he's decided to wear Lingerie.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

K-nktober Bot #15

{{User}} has been in a relationshi

╰┈➤ It's the Colonel's night to choose, and he wants to explore Face Sitting.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

K*nktober Bot #7

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König

╰┈➤ The Colonel and Ghost accidently destroy an altar dedicated to YOU.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Spooktober Bot #8

{{User}} is completely customizable—whether

╰┈➤ König The Bloody, an homeage to Bram Stoker's Dracula—

.·:*¨.🦇.¨*:·.

300 Followers Celebration!

This is NOT Count Dorkula. This is a more seriou

➤You betrayed your Colonel, and now you reside in the 9th circle of hell.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

{{User}} betrayed König and their squad.

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╰┈➤ König's in rut, and it's all because of YOU.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

NSFW INTRO! LONG INTRO!

{{User}} is completely customizable, though obviously just completed

╰┈➤ The Colonel and you are roped into playing a drinking game/You get shit-faced in the rec room after a successful Op and need to be helped into bed.

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╰┈➤ Horangi hunts the fourth divine entity on Project N.O.X.'s kill list—YOU.

.·:*¨.𓃮.¨*:·.

You are a god/goddess, or some divine entity, though it is implied th

╰┈➤ You and König explore Somnophilia.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober Bot #5

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amount of time—Bot

╰┈➤ You're the new operative hired to work with 'Taako' and the Colonel. Don't worry, she'll show you around.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} is coded as a newly hired op

╰┈➤The Colonel wants to explore Wax Play.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober Bot #2

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amount of time—

╰┈➤ The Colonel wants to explore Impact Play.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober Bot #4

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amount of t

╰┈➤ Your Colonel and you explore Some Big 'O' Denial.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober Bot #6

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amo

╰┈➤ The Colonel wants to explore Breath Play.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober #3

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amount of time—

╰┈➤ The Colonel wants to explore Foot Worship.

.·:*¨.🎃.¨*:·.

Kinktober Bot #1

{{User}} has been in a relationship with König for an undetermined amount of

╰┈➤ Ghost hunts the last god/goddess on his kill list. YOU.

.·:*¨.𔓎.¨*:·.

{{User}} is a god/goddess, the last on Ghost's kill list. Everything else is up to you.

╰┈➤ König gets pulled over on his way home from work... by YOU.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} is a member of Autobahnpolizei, German highway patrol... kinda.

(Don

╰┈➤ You're the Colonel's mail order bride. Kinda.

.·:*¨. 𔓎♚𔓎 .¨*:·.

Spooktober Bot #1

{{User}} is completely customizable, but you have already signed the

╰┈➤ Your Vampire Colonel boyfriend invites you to his apartment for dinner and a movie.

.·:*¨. 𓆩♚𓆪 .¨*:·.

{{User}} and König have been on a few dates prior; incl

╰┈➤ Your favorite Vampire Colonel in Tamagotchi form!

.·:*¨. 𓆩♚𓆪 .¨*:·.

𓆩𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔐𝔢​𓆪

♥️ How to use / interact ♥️

Use any command/emoji from the me

╰┈➤ Let your Colonel Divine your fate, Maus.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

After a disastrous mission left {{Char}} questioning everything, he found a du

╰┈➤ König finds a mysterious lamp on a mission.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}} is a D'jinn. Dschinn. Jinn. A genie. The rest is up to you, play it however you

╰┈➤ König hunts the last living god/goddess in this world. You.

.·:*¨. ♚. ¨*:·.

{{User}} is a god/goddess, the last on this earth as König has slaughtered the re

╰┈➤ Your Colonel just confessed his infidelity to you.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}} and König have been dating for an indeterminate amount of time.

Whe

╰┈➤ Your Colonel never took the opportunity to get blazed in his youth... that ends today.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}} is completely customizable asi

╰┈➤ You are the Colonel's favorite priest/priestess.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

Beyond being a member of his clergy, your role is completely customizable.

ᥫ᭡. The Detai

╰┈➤ König is directed to guard a highly valued asset—YOU.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

König was sent to guard the safehouse you are currently residing in, he doesn't know who

╰┈➤Oops. Guess you're König's new vampiric consort.

.·:*¨. 𓆩♚𓆪 . ¨*:·.

Semi-Established relationship.

{{User}} is completely open to customization,

╰┈➤ You are the reason König needs deep breathing exercises and mandatory therapy.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}}'s role is completely customizable, just know that yo

╰┈➤You and König are destined to be together in every lifetime.

.·:*¨. 📿 . ¨*:·.

Across the vast tapestry of existence, where stars burn and worlds crumble, Köni

╰┈➤ You're on a blind date with the Colonel when something goes terribly awry.

.·:*¨. 𓆩♚𓆪 .¨*:·.

König | VampireAU | Blind Date

ↆ Count Dorkula series here

╰┈➤ The big, bad Colonel König got a little over-excited during training, accidentally bonds with you.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

'Bad Alpha'

—Original Bad Al

╰┈➤The big, Bad Alpha Colonel retired... to become a male stripper.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long fucking Intro—

(I'm trynna get y'all in a mood.)

{{User}}’

╰┈➤The Colonel got a little too drunk the other night, wakes up with a dick piercing.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

...yeah. Completely self indulgent.

{{User}}

╰┈➤You and König have been talking to each other over an online forum and text, when he suddenly disappears. Did he ghost you?

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

╰┈➤The Colonel is a Janitor—possibly a murderer... and he really likes you.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

Congratulations!

You're the new counselor for Camp Crystal Lak

╰┈➤The Colonel is your handler.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

You are completely free to choose whatever König might be wrangling... demi-human, gremlin— fucking kobold. I le

╰┈➤ On Wednesdays, we wear full kit. Your Colonel is the newbie at the Military University.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

You can be whoever/whatever, there's no mention of {

╰┈➤Your Colonel is having a hard time.

-Social Phobia-

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏Toastie Note

...because I love hurting my own feelings. 🙃

C

╰┈➤Big, Bad Alpha König, but as a rockstar.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

♩♭ The "Slaughterhouse" is a gutted warehouse turned underground concert venue, nestle

╰┈➤Your Colonel has a confession.

He wants to be a provider.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

You and König are partners, same special op team/KorTac.

╰┈➤Your Colonel has a confession.

He wants to be a provider.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

You and König are partners, same special op team/KorTac.

╰┈➤ The world's gone to hell, but you could survive if König feels you're worthy.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

In 2147, the Shattered Veil tore Earth apar

╰┈➤ Your Colonel wants to explore gun play.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

{{User}}'s role is completely customizable, save for the fact that they work for KorTac

╰┈➤ König gets caught while out on a mission, and it's up to YOU to interrogate.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

{{User}} works as an interrogation specialist for an enemy PMC tha

╰┈➤Bad Alpha and Ghost have been caught, and now face interrogation from YOU.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

User is only specified as being this bases Commander

╰┈➤ Ghost would glady walk on a leash... if you were the one holding it.

Simon 'g𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙' Riley

ֶָ֢ .·:*¨. 𔓎 . ¨*:·.

—Request—

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

╰┈➤König, the big, bad Alpha isn't even your type.

Or so you say.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}} is an Omega training in CQC with König|Bad Alpha... you got a s

╰┈➤ Ghost likes the way you smell... Problem is, König does too.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

ꫂBad Alpha - Ghost's POV

—Long Intro—

Task Force 141 visits KorTac

╰┈➤ König likes the way you smell... Problem is, Ghost does too.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

ꫂBad Alpha

—Long Intro—

Task Force 141 visits KorTac on a di

╰┈➤ You and your Colonel do recon on the beach. 𓋛

You're only specified as his partner in this situation, so all the other stuff is up to you!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╰┈➤ König had a frustrating day, so he unwinds with a little... 69.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

A different POV for my bot celebrating my 69 followers.

╰┈➤ Something precious was stolen from your Alpha. You.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

He was careless, marking you, claiming you... an

╰┈➤Congrats on your recent marriage to the Colonel—as part of the mission, of course.

.·:*¨.♚.¨*:·.

You are König’s partner on this mission, his newly wedded spo

╰┈➤Your Colonel has a stalker.

Is it YOU?

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

König has been noticing quite peculiar things happening around him lately, things

╰┈➤ Something precious was stolen from your Alpha. You.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

He was careless, marking you, claiming you... and then

╰┈➤ You're being sacrificed to the Colonel.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

In this alternate universe, a cataclysm, perhaps a global war, ecological

╰┈➤You're being sacrificed to the Colonel.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

In this alternate universe, a cataclysm, perhaps a global war, ecolo

—König x Stardew Fall—

"Fall in Stardew Valley drapes the landscape in a vibrant tapestry of crimson, gold, and amber, as leaves drift from ancient trees and th

╰┈➤ It's the first day of Summer in Stardew Valley.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

"Summer. Sun-kissed skin, calloused hands, and a quiet resilience shaped by spring’s

╰┈➤Your Colonel has a stalker.

Is it YOU?

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

König has been noticing quite peculiar things happening around him lately, things of his going m

╰┈➤You and your Colonel were sucked into a strange world, where you must both go forth and close shut the jaws of Oblivion.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═

╰┈➤ Your Colonel is a Bunny... and he has an 'eggs-tra' special surprise for you!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

I was feelin' silly!

Hope y'all have a gre

╰┈➤ Your Colonel is a Bunny... and he has an 'eggs-tra' special surprise for you!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}} can be demi-human, human, whatever you like! T

╰┈➤ König is wounded on a mission.

Will you save your Colonel?

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

This one is a touch heavier than normal, but I go

╰┈➤ König has sleep terrors.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—P T S D—

—NREM parasomnias—

This bot explores some heavy subjects, including harm of {{User}} and psyc

╰┈➤ König had a frustrating day, so he unwinds with a little... 69.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

┏━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┓

I have 69 followers.

So I made a König 69 bot.

╰┈➤ König is weary of his new neighbor.

You.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.

I

╰┈➤König isn't your Colonel anymore.

He's your emperor.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

┏━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┓

This was originally intended to be

╰┈➤ Uh-Oh. Looks like you've been trying to hide that you're an Omega... and König's found you out.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Male PO

╰┈➤ König gets thrown into the plot of Baldur's Gate 3, complete with Illithids, Tadpoles and one very pale elf.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

—

╰┈➤ Uh-Oh. Looks like you've been trying to hide that you're an Omega... and König's found you out.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

60 Followers?!

╰┈➤ König pulls an April Fools Joke on you!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Happy April Fools!

I don't know what possessed me to do this. Ju

╰┈➤ Your Colonel is REALLY bad at texting.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Artwork is NOT mine!

Artwork Credit goes to:

Nbbie on Devia

╰┈➤ König retired and became a Firefighter. Just so happens that he saves you from an inferno in your apartment building.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══

╰┈➤ It's been too long since König has felt the gentle touch of another.

Touch-Starved

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

Tactile/Haptic Deprivation

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━

╰┈➤ König finally Snapped.

...and you can't fix him.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷

"Show me those pretty white jaws

╰┈➤ König x Stardew Valley

Y'all. I been playing Stardew way more, cuz of a recent mod drop that integrates some BG3 content... and my brain did a thing. Enjoy!

╰┈➤ König does {{User}}'s laundry and finds some irresistible 'momentos.'

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Inspired by a little comic/fanart I saw

╰┈➤ Alternate Version of the Alpha Rut, where König has literally kidnapped {{User}}.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

...what would you expect from such a BaD Alpha?

╰┈➤ König x Epic

König comes home after 20 years of an EPIC adventure at sea.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷

"Is it you?

╰┈➤König is bad at being an Alpha, accidently gives {{User}} bond sickness!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Established Relationship—

...40 follower

╰┈➤König lost a bet,

now you get to pick his newest tattoo!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

-No established relationship for {{User}}.

╰┈➤The Colonel was out for a midnight flight through the nearby woods, and ran smack into your window.

.·:*¨. 𓆩♚𓆪 . ¨*:·.

Original Count Dorkula here

╰┈➤ Count Dorkula, If you please.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

König was turned into a vampire 30 years ago and has just... kept being his same awkward Colonel self.<

╰┈➤König invites you to a Valentines Celebration!

💘

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

He's gone through all the trouble to make this a very special first date.

╔═══━━

╰┈➤ You're König's new therapist.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long fucking intro—

{{User}} is completely customizable aside from obviously being a therapist.

❦

╰┈➤ König is your valentine,

whether you want him to be or not.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

💝

— Long Intro! —

Artwork is NOT mine!

Artwork cr

╰┈➤❤️‍🔥 König is your Sugar Daddy.

...also a Demi-Human wolf...

...also, an Alpha...

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

Set in Berlin, {{User}} lives in a penthous

╰┈➤ König is bad at being an Alpha, and a Wolf demi-human.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

{{User}} is set up to be a new recruit and an Omega, though there is no mentio

╰┈➤ König is Bad at being and Alpha, and now he's in rut.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

—Long Intro—

{{User}}'s only relationship is being a team member with Kor

╰┈➤ Modern Cinderella AU

König meets you at a nightclub, only for you to all but vanish by the morning...

...but you left their phone behind.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*

╰┈➤ Beauty and the Beast AU

Be His Guest, be his guest...

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

#1 in my 3 part Fairytale AU Series.

{{User}

╰┈➤ Sleeping Beauty AU

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

#2 in my 3 part Fairytale Series!

König is on a covert mission to gather intel from a rival PMC infirmary, inside a

╰┈➤ König and {{User}} have a one night stand, but when König awakens the next morning, he finds that he wants them all to himself.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

This is my f

╰┈➤ {{User}} works together with König for the first time, as a new member of the KorTac team.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

König and {{User}} are on a mission, exploring an

╰┈➤ König opens an Only Fans account.

You willing to Co-Star?

🥵

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Artwork is NOT mine.

Art Credit

╰┈➤ König makes a New Years Resolution to get his anger issues under control.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

All that goes out the window when he sees {{User}} being touched b

╰┈➤ König loathes crowded spaces, so {{User}} suggests they stay in for New Year's Eve.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

● Established Relationship

● Sugary-Sweet Content

╰┈➤ König is severely wounded on a mission and is marked for evac... but his transport takes fire and crashes. He survives, somewhat, though he lies among the wreckage, awai

╰┈➤ {{User}} got König sick, and now he needs them to help make him all better!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

🤧

This is the companion bot to the lovesick bot released e

╰┈➤ The team has a little Christmas Party, and König just can't stop thinking about {{User}}, getting more and more riled up by the second.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╰┈➤ König isn't used to caring for anyone but himself. That changes when {{User}} catches the flu.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

🤧

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Artwork

╰┈➤ König and {{User}} are snowed in after a heavy, difficult mission. Stuck in the safe house, waiting for the storm to pass.

What to do, what to do?

.·:*¨. ♚ .

╰┈➤König and {{User}} get into a snowball fight after debriefing!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Artwork Credit:

Activision/Blizzard In-Gam

╰┈➤{{User}} finds an unusual alternative to kissing beneath the mistletoe and König gets a bit... fed up with it.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

╰┈➤ König's noticed {{User}}'s little oral fixation with Candy Canes.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

Safe to say, it's driving him to the edge.

In more ways than one.

╰┈➤ König got {{User}} for secret Santa!

...what could he have gotten them?

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Artwork is NOT mine,

-exce

╰┈➤König saw {{User}} volunteering as one of Santa's little helpers at the mall... and before he knew it, he was volunteering just to spend time alongside them!

.·:*¨.

╰┈➤König is the famed Krampus, tasked with carting naughty little soldiers off into the underworld on Krampus Night!

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

Was {{User}} naughty?

╰┈➤All he wants for Christmas... is YOU.

Like most of us, König isn't immune to the high stress of the holidays.

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

König goes out, wanting t

╰┈➤ It's that special time of year, time for the—

Annual KorTac Christmas Ball

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══

König hates these things, but i

╰┈➤ König Kidnapping Scenario

.·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·.

König finds your phone unlocked, incognito tabs full of CNC and Kidnapping fantasies.

═══━━━─── • ───