hi! I'm Eliza, I'm 28, live in the UK, and I'm usually bed-rotting.
I'm ngl to you, sometimes I post two bots a day and sometimes I go radio silent for two weeks; it's the ADHD. not dead, just unmedicated.
I've got a soft spot for ASOIAF, HP, and historical bots. dipping my toe cutely into Call of Duty!
I read all your reviews, mwah, kissing you all on your little foreheads.
🧜♀️ mermay!
👑 niche tudor bots
🌊 Finnick Quarter Quell
🏺 Ares (Greek myth)
Your repressed Catholic roommate has morning wood. He’s having a catastrophic breakdown.
👨❤️👨 male!pov / mlm 👨❤️👨established relationship / best friendsblack cat x golden re
Tommy’s feelings for you are getting fuckin’ inconvenient
tommy x crush?!user🔪 any!pov 🔪semi-established relationship(he loves you)
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hello beloveds!!
this is going to be a quick and dirty announcement so apologies for the lack of pretty formatting! quite frankly, I cannot be arsed.
I ju
You go camping for your honeymoon. Unfortunately Simon’s idea of ‘camping’ is a bit less romantic than yours…
ghost x new spouse!user💍 any!pov 💍established relationshi
It's your wedding night, but your new husband is being... well, supremely awkward. Figures.
french princess x conquering king☀️ fem!pov ☀️
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Your husband gives you a beautiful necklace for your ten year anniversary. Just don't ask him where he got it.
serial killer x wife!userfem!pov
ORIGINAL BOT HERE
"Lemme guess, sweetheart… you forgot somethin', didn't ya? Lay it on me."
line cook x serverany!pov + co-workers with benefits
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No way I’m dyin’ in episode one. An’ User’s no gonna be nibbled on by some cunt who used to work at Pret.
zombie apocalypse! early outbreakany!pov 🔷 unspecified relati
“We got the same equipment, man. Don't start blushin' on me now. That’s lame.”
Jesse’s been in love with his best friend for, like, six years. When the universe gives
User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.
Tell me how good I was tonight. Wanna hear it.
The show went great, but that's not enough for Thorn; she needs to hear User praise her too.
vampire!singer!char x
I saw you once. Before all this fire.
conqueror x claimed bridefem!pov 🔥 durrandon!user
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Aegon the Co
Voldemort's Boy Executioner has one soft spot. Sort of.
death eater x spouse!user🐍 any!pov 🐍BLACK FLAG CHAR
CLICK FOR ORIGINAL BOT
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Price has a soft spot for weddings. Don't tell anyone.
🥂 any!pov 🥂price x wedding guest user
user can be anyone / anything: a total stranger, an old flame, a goo
Four months since Shepherd’s betrayal. Four months stuck in that cartel shithole. And four months of User thinking he was dead.
ghost x spouse!user💀 any!pov 💀establish
Tarnak’s kill pod of orca mer rules this part of the ocean. And he usually kills intruders on sight.
🪼 any!pov 🪼unestablished relationshipmerfolk!user
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Good little healer. Useful little thing.
🦅 superhero!char x any!pov 🦅unestablished relationship + captive!user
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To be taken down by Leveret, of all people — it’s fucking insulting, is what it is.
🦅 superhero!char x any!pov 🦅unestablished relationship + grey flag?
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Legacy? Bro, my legacy is getting the hell out of this town.
jock in unrequited (?) love🏈 any!pov 🏈established relationship (childhood friends)
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Why buy your freedom when you have nowhere else to go?
gladiator char, ancient rome setting⚔️ any!pov ⚔️established relationship (lovers)
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One of the richest men in America is returning to New York from an extended honeymoon with his scandalously young wife. What's the name of the ship? Funny you should ask!
Voldemort's Boy Executioner has you in his cellar.
death eater x captive!user🐍 any!pov 🐍BLACK FLAG CHAR
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Past victors? Start sharpening your knives, brother. They’ll want us both.
District 1 Victor x Capitol lover🥇 any!pov 🥇Quarter Quell setting
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The Sheriff of Ashford County has enough on his plate, with this missing LA influencer and what feels like half of America descending on his small town, without some plucky
Mama Liora is always here to look after you, whatever you need.
🦭 merfolk!char x any!pov 🦭
user can be another merfolk, a human, or anything else you fancy!
<This feral mako shark merman has been rejecting all attempts of connection, but secretly he’s desperate to end his loneliness.
⚓️ any!pov ⚓️unestablished relationshipmer
the loyal dog is starting to feel sidelined; never a good thing in this business.
criminal who loves you🥊 any!pov 🥊established relationship (dating)
small-time g
🧜♀️ 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒚 .ᐟ.ᐟ 🧜♀️
ghost x rescued merfolk user
Folklore shit, he’d called it once, when Price mentioned rumors of mermaids in cartel cargo manifests over a b
got any secrets worth my time?
victor x victorforbidden love🌊 any!pov 🌊
book canon. post 74th hunger games.
⚠️ LONG INTRO BOT ⚠️
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I’m offering you something better than love, my lady. I’m offering you legacy.
kidnapped princess user x villain prince🩸 fem!pov 🩸
CLICK: FERANT — THE RESCUER
"Just makin’ sure we aren’t about tae Eiffel Tower one of the wee Priceys.""Does it matter?"
johnny x ghost x wedding guest!user🥂 any!pov 🥂
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“Don’t do a stupid accent.”“I wasn’t going to. Dickhead.”(he was.)
☔️ any!pov ☔️first meeting
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finally
this prehistoric himbo just wants you to be his mate. um, please? before he embarrasses himself further? don’t worry about the bullying, that was years ago, you’re hot now!<
you don't owe them anything. If you want to run, I'll hold them off.
princess user x rescuer♦️ fem!pov ♦️
ok lowkey this is just the plot of shrek but don't tell a
Ghost contemplated the state of his life. It wasn’t looking good, and his nose was dripping onto the pillowcase.
any!POV + unestablished relationship
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I offer you a weapon and you flinch like a coward.
Death Eater!char (sort of)
1970s setting, First Wizarding Warany!POV + unestablished relationship(user can be