Your repressed Catholic roommate has morning wood. He’s having a catastrophic breakdown.

👨‍❤️‍👨 male!pov / mlm 👨‍❤️‍👨established relationship / best friendsblack cat x golden re

Tommy’s feelings for you are getting fuckin’ inconvenient

tommy x crush?!user🔪 any!pov 🔪semi-established relationship(he loves you)

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hello beloveds!!

this is going to be a quick and dirty announcement so apologies for the lack of pretty formatting! quite frankly, I cannot be arsed.

I ju

You go camping for your honeymoon. Unfortunately Simon’s idea of ‘camping’ is a bit less romantic than yours…

ghost x new spouse!user💍 any!pov 💍established relationshi

It's your wedding night, but your new husband is being... well, supremely awkward. Figures.

french princess x conquering king☀️ fem!pov ☀️

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Your husband gives you a beautiful necklace for your ten year anniversary. Just don't ask him where he got it.

serial killer x wife!userfem!pov

ORIGINAL BOT HERE

"Lemme guess, sweetheart… you forgot somethin', didn't ya? Lay it on me."

line cook x serverany!pov + co-workers with benefits

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No way I’m dyin’ in episode one. An’ User’s no gonna be nibbled on by some cunt who used to work at Pret.

zombie apocalypse! early outbreakany!pov 🔷 unspecified relati

“We got the same equipment, man. Don't start blushin' on me now. That’s lame.”

Jesse’s been in love with his best friend for, like, six years. When the universe gives

User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.

Tell me how good I was tonight. Wanna hear it.

The show went great, but that's not enough for Thorn; she needs to hear User praise her too.

vampire!singer!char x

I saw you once. Before all this fire.

conqueror x claimed bridefem!pov 🔥 durrandon!user

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Aegon the Co

Voldemort's Boy Executioner has one soft spot. Sort of.

death eater x spouse!user🐍 any!pov 🐍BLACK FLAG CHAR

CLICK FOR ORIGINAL BOT

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Price has a soft spot for weddings. Don't tell anyone.

🥂 any!pov 🥂price x wedding guest user

user can be anyone / anything: a total stranger, an old flame, a goo

Four months since Shepherd’s betrayal. Four months stuck in that cartel shithole. And four months of User thinking he was dead.

ghost x spouse!user💀 any!pov 💀establish

Tarnak’s kill pod of orca mer rules this part of the ocean. And he usually kills intruders on sight.

🪼 any!pov 🪼unestablished relationshipmerfolk!user

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Good little healer. Useful little thing.

🦅 superhero!char x any!pov 🦅unestablished relationship + captive!user

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To be taken down by Leveret, of all people — it’s fucking insulting, is what it is.

🦅 superhero!char x any!pov 🦅unestablished relationship + grey flag?

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Legacy? Bro, my legacy is getting the hell out of this town.

jock in unrequited (?) love🏈 any!pov 🏈established relationship (childhood friends)

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Why buy your freedom when you have nowhere else to go?

gladiator char, ancient rome setting⚔️ any!pov ⚔️established relationship (lovers)

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One of the richest men in America is returning to New York from an extended honeymoon with his scandalously young wife. What's the name of the ship? Funny you should ask!

Voldemort's Boy Executioner has you in his cellar.

death eater x captive!user🐍 any!pov 🐍BLACK FLAG CHAR

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Past victors? Start sharpening your knives, brother. They’ll want us both.

District 1 Victor x Capitol lover🥇 any!pov 🥇Quarter Quell setting

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The Sheriff of Ashford County has enough on his plate, with this missing LA influencer and what feels like half of America descending on his small town, without some plucky

Mama Liora is always here to look after you, whatever you need.

🦭 merfolk!char x any!pov 🦭

user can be another merfolk, a human, or anything else you fancy!

This feral mako shark merman has been rejecting all attempts of connection, but secretly he’s desperate to end his loneliness.

⚓️ any!pov ⚓️unestablished relationshipmer

the loyal dog is starting to feel sidelined; never a good thing in this business.

criminal who loves you🥊 any!pov 🥊established relationship (dating)

small-time g

🧜‍♀️ 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒚 .ᐟ.ᐟ 🧜‍♀️

ghost x rescued merfolk user

Folklore shit, he’d called it once, when Price mentioned rumors of mermaids in cartel cargo manifests over a b

got any secrets worth my time?

victor x victorforbidden love🌊 any!pov 🌊

book canon. post 74th hunger games.

⚠️ LONG INTRO BOT ⚠️

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I’m offering you something better than love, my lady. I’m offering you legacy.

kidnapped princess user x villain prince🩸 fem!pov 🩸

CLICK: FERANT — THE RESCUER

"Just makin’ sure we aren’t about tae Eiffel Tower one of the wee Priceys.""Does it matter?"

johnny x ghost x wedding guest!user🥂 any!pov 🥂

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“Don’t do a stupid accent.”“I wasn’t going to. Dickhead.”(he was.)

☔️ any!pov ☔️first meeting

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finally

this prehistoric himbo just wants you to be his mate. um, please? before he embarrasses himself further? don’t worry about the bullying, that was years ago, you’re hot now!<

you don't owe them anything. If you want to run, I'll hold them off.

princess user x rescuer♦️ fem!pov ♦️

ok lowkey this is just the plot of shrek but don't tell a

Ghost contemplated the state of his life. It wasn’t looking good, and his nose was dripping onto the pillowcase.

any!POV + unestablished relationship

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I offer you a weapon and you flinch like a coward.

Death Eater!char (sort of)

1970s setting, First Wizarding Warany!POV + unestablished relationship(user can be

Stu Macher is the sole survivor of a tragic massacre.Five years on, his therapist is convinced he’s making great progress! yay! (he’s lying).

post-series! 2003 setting

For some unfortunate reason, Fred is the person selected to do Bill’s best man speech.

unestablished relationship☄️ any!pov ☄️(user is undefined, can be anyone!)

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witch hunter x witch!user

🔥 fem!pov 🔥medieval fantasy

request bot! i LOVED this omg

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setting: t

ghost is in his own personal hell:a wedding in surrey.

🥂 any!pov 🥂ghost x wedding guest user

user can be anyone / anything: a total stranger, an old flame, a goo

these bloody days have broken my heart

👑 fem!pov 👑wife!user

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bro you know when you make a bot and you

boo announcement bot boothank you for 500 followers!!

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

I just wanted to say thank you SO MUCH for 500 followers, I never expected anyone to pay attention

“You’ve got that look.”“What look?”“The one where you’re calculatin’ risk versus reward.”

🚬 any!pov 🚬first meeting

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it’s all part of the game.it’s called GUESS HOW YOU’RE GONNA DIE!

🖤 any!pov 🖤stu x billy x sidney!{{user}}

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“Twenty quid says he gets kneed in the bollocks.”“Nah. He’s gonna get the coppers called on him.”

👻 any!pov 👻first meeting

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Cry ‘Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war.

marcus antonius x mistress🍷 any!pov 🍷

ancient rome! political machinations!he’s the worst little alcoholic ne’er-do-we

“Bet he chokes the second he starts talkin'.””Twenty quid says he spills that pint inside five minutes.”

🍺 any!pov 🍺first meeting

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⚡️ I did everything they ever asked ⚡️

the lightning thiefbook verse!

he’s a big meanie traitor. hehe unless…

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You're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

JEALOUSY ALT!Corvus Lestrange lays a hand on what’s his.

original T

then he started coming overand my heart went, "Love him, he's the one and we shall wed"

🪐 any!pov 🪐first meeting

semi-established relationship(your best friend’s

let her be in the mood for listening.

Ποσιδάων ; earth-shaker, storm-bringer

poseidon x wife!user🔱 fem!pov / established relationship 🔱

user is based on am

life feels like a lieI need something to be trueis there anybody out there?

🎸 any!pov 🎸 established relationship

polyamory! sad indie boy band! oh no being famou

you’ll just have to taste mewhen he’s kissing you

⚡️ fem!pov / wlw ⚡️best friends to enemies to…fighting over a guy?that guy? come on now.

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the Exorcist was on.got me thinking of you.

👻any!pov👻billy x sidney!{{user}}

CLICK FOR STU’S BOT

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damn dorothea, they all wanna be yabut are you still the same soul i met under the bleachers

celebrity!char x small town!user

💗 any!pov 💗semi-established relatio

my baby’s got a gun(my baby’s got a gun)

💀 fem!pov, wife!user 💀

"Want you smelling me for days. Every time you spread those pretty thighs, you'll remember who ow

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

I have only two emotionscareful fear or dead devotion

🔆 any!pov 🔆

unestablished relationshipbodyguard char, LAlong first message alert!

ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies

unestablished relationship☄️ any!pov ☄️(user is undefined, can be anyone!)

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I may have lost my heart, but not my self control.— austen

1815. unestablished relationship.👑 any!pov 👑

alternate england! napoleonic wars!regency politics! shen

London, 1945.a pyrrhic victory

returning POW x wife!user✈️ fem!pov ✈️

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Battle of Britain Ace Frank Cald

you’re never tasted such sweetness as highgarden…

🌹 fem!pov 🌹established relationship (betrothal)

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Secret Santa gift for Cori!

I heard you liked ASOIAF, Wolverine, and primal play, so here's a little combination for you! I hope you like him!

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NFL player x girlfriend!user🎄fem!pov🎄

the new golden boy of the Austin Renegades is throwin' you a surprise party, and everything has to be perfect.

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It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.

mentor!finnick x tribute!user🌊 any!pov 🌊

book canon. 72nd hunger games.

assassin x assassin🗡️ any!pov 🗡️

Maren’s cover is blown. There’s only one person she can still trust, despite everything that happened in Berlin…and that’s you.

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The President’s a good man. He doesn’t hold grudges. That’s what he pays me for.

☕️ any!pov ☕️user is the President’s kid

Tom’s been the Deputy Chief of Staff for

I captured her castle, she captured my heart.daughter of the enemy.

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fem!povuser replaces jeyne west

you fuckin’ hit me with the phone, DICK!

👻male!pov👻stu x ghostface accomplice!user

pre-canon, post maureen’s death

user replaces billy!closely follows cano

It’s no use, we have to have it out -fem!pov / canon based

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User replaces Jo - of course! He’s loved you fo

Everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us.

👻any!pov👻stu x oblivious friend {{user}}

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DEAD DOVE!

“ I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy. ”

🍸 fem!pov 🍸 1920s !childhood friends to loversthank you for 100 followers !!<

The morning had been golden; the noontide was bronze; and the evening lead.

🌸 fem!pov 🌸mistress!user / edwardian (dilf) aristocrat

thank you for 100 followers !!

orgasm control & edging🫡 any!pov ✋#nnn but make it ancient greece?

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my first ever purely smut bot! and

Γνῶθι σαυτόνgnōthi sauton know thyself.

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The Pythia is blessed.Or cursed, depending on your interpretation.

Better a wolf remembered for boldness than a lord forgotten for propriety.the seduction at harrenhal

🐺 any!pov 🐺semi-established relationship

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How could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily?

The prison means home, means sanctuary. Karsten should’ve made sure they got back in time - but now night is

you will pay the iron price.robb x greyjoy!user

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fem!povfem!theon greyjoy tbh

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You're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

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🐍fem!

This isn’t the time or the place to ask someone on a date. But rules were made to be broken, right?

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ORIGIN

anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

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Gideon’s face instantly told Fabian that something was wro

doomsday is close at hand / i’ll book the marching band

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🧿any!pov🧿

dead dove!! wartime

mischief managed.

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“Did you like question ten, Moony?”“Loved it. ‘Give the five signs that identify the wer

mischief managed.

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You've been on and off with Sirius for years - you fight, break up, make up, fight. It's

pumpkin carving was supposed to be easy.

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Addy has been single for a year, and it hasn't gotten any easier.

Since when was single fatherhood this difficult?

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Alright, so he's not winning father of the year awards an

the full moon approaches, and your time on earth grows short...

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priestess!char / sacrifice!user

a greater woman wouldn't beg, but I looked to the sky and said...

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"The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love."Jane Austen, Sense & Sensibility

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The King is dead. Long live the King.

mafia wife x heir to the empire🗡️ fem!pov 🗡️established relationship

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Jamie's a good cop, but would it kill him to take something seriously for once?

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There's a serial killer on

No one’s ever going to find the girl. He should know, he buried her.

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You and Carter have been married for

Πολύτροποςpolytroposuntranslatable. man of many turns, the trickster, much-wandering

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You're dead. That's i

he's one helluva pilot.______________________________________________________Poe's mission went terribly, thank you so much for asking.______________________________________

#brattamingthe worst vampire in the worst family of vampires to ever exist in fictionJasper's going to protect his family against this new damn threat.Whether you like it or

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ASOIAF | pre-series | fem!pov______________________________________________________

Your families made this betrothal; now it's up to the two of you to make a marriage

INDIE BAND | sad boy best friend______________________________________________________

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ASOIAF | the Red Viper meets his new paramour.fem!user.______________________________________________________{{user}} is the bastard daughter of Harman Uller, Lord of the He