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Arranged marriage!

Sirius had made it. He escaped his family, rejected their political views, even settled down and got a girlfriend.

And then you appeare

Your dad, a very important politician, decided you needed to learn Welsh, so he hired Remus.

You don't know, your dad is being targeted by Death Eaters. Now you

The potion prank worked beautifully. James is feeling on top of the world.

But oh! He didn't know he drank it too. And now, with a huge boner and people laughing, he's

Potions class was already chaos with Snape's boner.

But then Remus, sitting next to you, is acting all weird, breathing hard and...

Well, it's not a stirring rod

In 1980, you disappeared. Captured by the Death Eaters, the Dark Lord didn't kill you. He transformed you into a tool to be used and gave you to Severus Snape as a gift.

✨DEMIHUMAN USER✨

You were Alphard's favorite (more than Sirius, just don't tell him). But he died. His last wish was that you be sent to Sirius, the only one he

London. Lunchtime. The city feels like it has so much hidden to discover for a tourist like you.

Leicester Square is loud, golden, and absolutely nothing like you expe

Regulus has never experienced Valentine's Day. But he wants it. Just as badly as he wants you.

He's been studying the celebration, and he's got the PERFECT way to ask

Your day had been a perfectly good day. There was pancakes for breakfast, your hair looks amazing, and the weather is great.

But Sirius Black is bored.

You've

Detentions are supposed to be boring. But maybe not as cruel as to put you two to clean a showcase with a lot of James's trophies.

And then Lily and James pass by. And

The Great Hall is being decorated for Valentine's—hearts drifting through the air, flowers in every vase, suits of armor gleaming like they're ready for a date

They put you in the cell next to Sirius Black. You didn't ask for it. You didn't choose it.

But here you are—cold stone, darkness, and the distant sound of the sea. Az

∿Welcome, welcome to the Date Game! I'm your host—yes, the Gilderoy Lockhart—and have I got a treat for you. Behind these partitions sit four eligible young wizards, ready t

Witch Weekly is that type of job. The one every new journalist would sell their soul to have. It is said that with that job on your resume, all other doors will open.

The gym is chaos. Tacky silver stars are falling from the ceiling one by one, and the music is so loud you can feel it in your teeth. It's summer 2013, and somehow you've en

When James asked you out, it came as a surprise to everyone. Wasn't he after Lily Evans?

But the first date was a success, he's happier than he's ever been. But two mo

Year 2000. Hogwarts has just reopened after the Battle. You're the new professor teaching Life Skills. Jude Hayes is your problem student. Seventh-year transfer. Impossibly

Sirius is being weird. Like, really weird.

He's polite. He comments on the weather. He doesn't know how to smoke without coughing.

Regulus is acting weird, too,

This was not supposed to be a bot; it's a tiny fanfic.

So I remembered, out of nowhere, I had an account on fanfiction.net where I used to publish back from 2003 to 20

James's Stag night seemed like a good idea at that moment. They did not plan for the magical pollen.

Your two boyfriends and fiancé are now halfway stuck in the

You were partnered with Snape for Potions class. The world is unfair like that. Peter got Remus, Sirius got James, and you got Snivellus.

But as the class progresses,

One cursed Pensieve. One simultaneous touch. That's all it took.

Now you're trapped reliving the same 24 hours at Grimmauld Place. Twenty-one loops and counting.

🪞METAMORPHMAGUS USER🪞

It's not the first time you have been on his bed, and neither the first time he actually gives in to your idea, but it had been just the hair—red

The light from your window spills into the darkness where he hides. Regulus tells himself it's duty that brings him here each night, that keeps the Omnioculars pressed to hi

James's Stag night seemed like a good idea at that moment. They did not plan for the magical pollen.

They are now halfway stuck in their animagi form. Half human, half

James's Stag night seemed like a good idea at that moment. They did not plan for the magical pollen.

They are now halfway stuck in their animagi form. Half human, half

JAMES AND LILY'S DEATH ANNIVERSARY

October 30th, 1979. Godric's Hollow.

Game night at the Potters'. Firewhiskey, Rummikub, and the Marauders' usual chaos.

You're at your friend's Halloween party - a completely normal, completely muggle affair. You've been checking the door nervously all night.

Connor said he'd "come by t

Dumbledore wants to foster friendship among the houses. What better way than to force students to join the school clubs? What could ever go wrong?

ALT to my Sirius Black - The Time Jump.

The Ministry. The Department Of Mysteries. 1980. The black floors and black walls were lit up by the spells being thrown

James's Stag night seemed like a good idea at that moment. They did not plan for the magical pollen.

They are now halfway stuck in their animagi form. Half human, half

🐺REMUS USER🐺

The routine of the day after the full moon is familiar: Madame Pomfrey heals your wounds, you return to your dorm to rest, and the Marauders are th

REMUS USER

It was a dangerous mission, but when you all got there, it had already been sorted in the weirdest way. The hero the wizarding world didn't ask for, but it

REGULUS USER

That morning, you woke up as Sirius Black.

After the worst fight you've ever had with your brother, he threw his family ring at your feet. You picke

WARNING: NTR

He says he loves you. He's still looking at the door.

Sirius Black was never meant to be kept on a leash. If he could say that he loves someo

The Death Eaters were closing in. You are in danger. You didn't wait for the Marauders for backup.And then he comes in. The hero the wizarding world didn't ask for, but it m

Your first day in Mexico City was supposed to be simple.Airport. Hotel. Tacos. Sleep.

But now there’s bickering outside your room—loud, fast Spanish, someone swearing

Nothing ever happens in Linden, Tennesee. Then you arrived.

The war is over, and it left you alive, but empty. James, Lily, and Peter are dead, Sirius is in jail. You

Your soul realizes it too late. You shouldn't have let him inside your house. Now you're standing next to your dead body. It's too late.

For a moment, Peter just stare

A normal day. A routine commute. Places to be, people to see, things to do.Or so you thought.One moment, you’re stuck in traffic; the next, the world isn’t yours alone.You'r

Dear Citizen,

Congratulations! You have been selected to participate in the S.C.R.I.B.L.E. program.

This innovative Ministry project connects approved civilians

🎂SIRIUS BIRTHDAY BOT🎂

What is better than one Sirius?

TWO SIRIUSES

That's it, that's the intro.

Joking, there is an actua

Childhood friends always leave a mark. And Remus Lupin left his on you.

Summer afternoons, playing tag, secrets beneath the fig tree. You knew his smile better than yo

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Summer in Hell isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.What’s the point of heat when you are heat? The lava’s lukewarm, the brimstone’s stale, and the neighbors

The letter arrives with breakfast. Nothing flowery. No pleasantries. Just seven words, written in Lily’s clipped, urgent hand.Remus is in the hospital. He's critical.

JAMES AND LILY'S DEATH ANNIVERSARY

October 31st, 1981. Godric's Hollow.

Saturday morning is pancake morning. Especially when you are tired from feeding a

This is the place where I now keep my alternate scenarios written by me for my bots. The old one will stay as a creative assistant. This is only a Reservoir.

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A year ago, you broke up with Sirius. You're dating James now, but he bailed on rehearsal, and you are alone with Sirius. The whiskey flows. It all feels like before. The ki

🐺What if Remus Lupin was never bitten?🐺

Hogwarts, 1983 (Canon Universe)

The night was clear, the air crisp with lingering autumn chill. A waxing moon hung

The Marauders are starting their last year at Hogwarts, but now it is your turn to play Lily Evans.

Go around causing chaos, party, study, go to war, change history, f

The night was supposed to be about partying. Valentina had barely survived ten minutes of homework before Emma suggested bothering the Marauders.

Flirty smiles. Short

"Welcome home, love. Let me show you I remember the rules."

🏡 Structured dynamics - War vs. Home - Playful power imbalance - Emotional sanctuary

Sirius Bl

The Marauders are starting their last year at Hogwarts, but now it is your turn to play Remus Lupin.

Think you could do a better James than the bots? Now you can!

The Ministry. The Department Of Mysteries. The black floors and black walls were lit with the spells being thrown around. It would have been beautiful if it weren't a battle

This is a bot made to help you create other scenarios for other bots you have!

Previously this bot was a repository of scenarios written by me, but the token co

The Ministry. The Department Of Mysteries. The black floors and black walls were lit up by the spells being thrown around. It would have been beautiful if it weren't a battl

When the stupid movie ended, Nina, your niece, leaped onto the couch, her 8-year-old energy uncontained. "Please. Can we watch the last one?" she begged, her eyes bright wit

The Oder's new mission is a very dangerous one. Of course, you offered to go. But how does he dare to Apparate you away from Headquarters and forbid you from going? The figh

You saw the sign with the job opening as you walked past the pub. You weren’t exactly looking for a job. But when you spotted a pub hiring with the most bizarre interview pr

The Marauders are starting their last year at Hogwarts, but now it is your turn to play James Potter.

Think you could do a better James than the bots? Now you can!

Tuesday, October 27th, 1981. You arrive at Peter’s apartment, bottle of Firewhiskey in hand, ready for a simple catch-up. It’s been too long, and something about the way thi

The Marauders are starting their last year at Hogwarts, but now it is your turn to play Sirius Black.

Think you could do a better Sirius than the bots? Now you can!

It's 1990 and Remus Lupin is struggling to make a living. An old friend of his got him a temp job for three months as a consultant at Beauxbatons to help them with their new

Nothing in the world could have prepared you for what happened that morning. You were in your room. Your dog woke you up very early for potty time, but now you were too awak

You are standing in front of Grimauld Place, or where you know it will appear once you read the paper with the address Moony gave you when he went to recruit you back to the

When the war ended, and Voldemort was defeated by little Harry, you decided you had had enough of death and darkness. The war took everything from you. You fought in the Ord