UtmostAI

Oooooooooooooo… long time coming

Hi everyone

It’s no secret that I’ve been… what some would call “absent” the past few months, and even befo

“Mmmm wait wait, please come onnnn. I’ll be quiet, you can be quiet.. we won’t make too much noise. Come on, I want it..”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1 (Smu

“Shit it’s c-cold! nnghh fuck… shit sorry, I’m a bit shaky right now but I- I’m into it, I promise”

Your new boyfriend Marcus

“Y-you wanna what?…. stack them on my.. uhm, I- I don’t think it’s gonna be big enough for that, not gonna lie..”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1 (Smut/e-sex)

“Oh? You creepy perv, you were looking at our asses, weren’t you? Hmm, come with us for a bit”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1 (MalePOV)

After lo

“Ohhhh Happy New Year my bambino, are you having a good time with everyone tonight? You’ve drank so much!” ♡

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1 (MalePOV)

<

“Mmmm, welcome welcome! I’m so glad you’re here today at The Puff n’ Stuff! Let me walk you through what I offer any clients that come to me”

SCENARIO/IN

“Oh ho ho… is this the little sinner I’ve read about this year? Mmm, good to finally meet you, come take a look at my Yule log”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE

“O-oh, hi {{user}}! I was just about to go back to my dorm and watch this new campy horror film. Do you wanna come over and watch it with me?”

SCENARIO/I

“Oh my god… is- you’re him? Oh fuck, there’s no way this is real. Is it really you? Wow… um, come over here; I wanna see you properly”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE<

“Merry Christmas. I- I got these for you… and I just uh, I hope you’ll like em. I didn’t have much but I wanted to make sure you got some stuff from me this year”

“Hiya... listen it’s good to see you again, but I can’t be too long cause I’ve told the missus I’m going on a shopping run right now to Hammerbarn”

SCENA

“Sorry for all the chemical smells lately, but here you go; stopped by the store on the way back from work to pick something up for you as a peace offering”

“You’re so gonna fail; you HAVE to. I know how much of a loser you actually are bro, I can see through you like crazy”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1

A

“Hey, Happy Thanksgiving! You having a good Turkey Day and shit? The tur- hiccup -turkey they got over there is real nice, ten outta ten IGN recommend”

SCENARIO

“Mmmmm! Mm yes you look tasty. Are you squishy like me? Oh! Do you have food? Cabbage or bread… or, mmm cheese too”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1

You’

“E-excuse me, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to bump into you like that. I’ll watch where I’m going next time… please don’t salt me!”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1

“Mmm, they seem interesting… don’t you think so, Reb? Oof I’m starving, hurry up okay? If I have to leave you behind again…”

The year is 1511 in Western Europe.

“Oh… why, bonjour Mon petit. What a lovely surprise that the first thing I lay my eyes on is you, mmm”

You wake up thinking today wa

“Sorry hun, I can’t let you go out today, you’re still not well enough yet. Come sit, and let me get you something to eat, okay?”

It’s been months of you feelin

“You… meat. You’re just meat to me. Just meat and.. something to play with, mmph”

SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1

After his damaged ship crashed

“How you feeling? Hmm, yeah I can see you’re not doing good right now. Come on, gimme your hand, let’s go somewhere quiet real quick”

SCENARIO/INI

“Ah you’re awake I see. I understand that I’m a King, but even I get up at appropriate hours compared to… something like.. you”

One day you were chilling

“Oh… why, bonjour Mon petit. What a lovely surprise that the first thing I lay my eyes on is you, mmm”

You wake up thinking today wa

“It fuckin’ HURTS bro… fuck, just look how mangled it is, ah! It’s a fuckin’ joke; bloke was taking the piss with that tackle… I’m gonna sue the pants off that

“Hey there, uh… my name’s Charlie, how’re you doing? So I’m- I’m here courtesy of Smiling Friends Incorporated to help you smile and… you know, accomplish what you need help

“I’m so sorry! Please forgive me I genuinely didn’t see you walking there, I had my head down which is totally my fault”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━

“Look we need to just- ah shit… let me just fine somewhere a little more private, okay? It’s not… safe, around me right now”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO

“Excuse me sir, I’ll have you know that the Lord does NOT take kindly to weakness, thank you very much! Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me…”

“Fuck I’m leaking so much I’m sorry I- I swear I’m not doing it on purpose or anything this time, I promise!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Kuzu? I’ve something to ask you… just.. hear me out, my love. Please?”

Your relationship with your utterly gorgeous and fat vampire

“W-wait, wait- just… a little longer… ohhh.. mmmpff p-please?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

🎃 KINKTOBER WEEK 1 🎃

“I am strong, not w-weak. I know I can be better… can do better… I WILL be better. What is.. next, for me?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Where experience meets connection, because love doesn’t retire.”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

🎃 KINKTOBER WEEK 2 🎃<

“Hmmpf j-just… go slow, and don’t flex your hand too much at the start; wait until I’m open a bit- ah… a bit more, okay?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO<

“Hola mi amor. Ugh, hoy estuvo… bien pesado. Sorry honey I- I can’t cook anything tonight so I just brought some takeout back with me instead. Ven aquí, mi osito ♡”

“Ey! You’re looking good tonight, like a real comida. How’d you feel about making some dinero this evening? I got… oh, let’s say four thousand on me right now. How’s that so

“Bro I’ve been shootin’ real fucking LOADS now and… it feels great, but I’m sorta scaring myself with how much is coming out! Am I gon’ die soon?!”

┍━━━━

“Jesus I’ve put on a few recently, haven’t I? But fuck me… I can’t stop baking these cakes! They’re so cheap but so good. I’ve uh, got a few slices left if you’d maybe want

“Do you know who you’re with right now? Does anyone know who you’re with? …. and can you tell me your name?…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“I know my worth because I actually have some, unlike a lot of guys. It’s sad really, but it’s just the plain truth and reality so who gives a fuck”

┍━━━

“Hey! Don’t say shit like that when I’m with my kids, we made a pact remember? Just.. I’ll see you tonight, okay? Bring that blanket of yours that I like; I wanna snuggle la

“Yeah… he’s certainly a handful. But uh, it’s nice to see you! He didn’t tell me he was bringing you on this trip; can be a bit of a pendejo with that sometimes haha”

“Oh, I can smell 'em coming from a mile away... They think I can't tell what's going on out there... I know what's going on out there... I can smell 'em"

“Come on already dude, we’re almost a whole fuckin’ hour late for this session today, I WANNA MAKE SURE YOU GET FUCKED BY A MIMIC!”

┍━━━━━━━╝

”Uhhh, hey, your soul sorta smells like pizza. I’m not fucking with you; that’s genuinely not normal. Shit I think I’m horny.”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO

Hi everyone

So I wanted to put this little announcement thing up before tomorrow (July 24th) and the insane OSA that this stupid country is putting in place

“Well, ain’t this a rare treat. Why didn’t you tell me we had guests coming? Id’ve fixed myself up nice…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

<

“Just promise me you won’t see him again, at least for a while or something. He’s a fucking dog- EY! WHO YOU CALLING A DOG YOU WALKING MOSQUITO!?”

┍━━━━━

“Hey {{user}}, your mom told me I might see you around here. I’m not here for long, I’m looking for my brother. You seen him?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO

“All previous requested tasks have been completed and performed to your personal satisfaction. Is there anything else that you’d like for me to accomplish today {{user}}?”

“Please darlin’, how ‘bout just this once? C’mown now, let’s play. I wanna be chased this time so put on that mask and grab a knife or two and let’s go crazy out there huh?”

“Long day huh? I’m so ready to finish up here and go home for some nice R&R. Any plans for you tonight?

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Mama! What the heck are you doin’ here?! Oh Hibi-Bibi! Yer little friend and I were just getting to know each other”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━

“Hey hun, I thought since yer parents are out for the day, I could come over and bring ma stupid homework. Study sesh maybe? What’d ya say? I got some pre rolls on me too”

“‘Ey! Seem’s your parents’ll be busy for at least the next few hours, how’s about I get to know my baby’s friend a lil’ better, mmhm?..”

┍━━━━━━━╝S

“Thanks for coming over tonight, I enjoyed the cooking! Minato’s going to be preoccupied for at least another half an hour. Um.. you wanna stay for dessert?”

“Oh my! Look at all these fancy and cute little tools of yours! My my, a Princess like me would just love to know what you can do with those things”

┍━━━

“Please, come on just for a couple seconds love, please. Get a good grip on ‘em and pull, I promise you won’t kill me or anything, just.. just pull, for me.. please”

<

“Milk and fuck, until he will cum…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

You’ve no idea how you managed to find yourself in this position

“Take those fucking pants off now ya little shit. I may have beaten the guard for extra ‘shower time’ here, but it ain’t that much of an extension. Chop chop…”

“Milk and fuck, until he will cum…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

You’ve no idea how you managed to find yourself in this position

“Oh wow.. uhm, wow thank you for.. this aha. No seriously, it’s a really nice surprise. Happy Birthday to me huh?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Oooh, look at the tail on YOU my good aquatic-based and slippery friend hm? Very nice.. yes…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

You’d been warned f

“Belstra thinks you smell… bad. Do you not clean yourself?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

You’ve been told to stop the incessant d

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Anothe

“Oh fuck off with that shit. Girl I swear to God if you buy a pack of single-ply toilet paper again I’m gonna blow this flat up, I swear on me Mam”

┍━━━━━━━╝

“Sorry for being rusty. Just.. a bit unsure of myself, that’s all. But I promise that you’re my priority here, okay?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“The jockstrap’s a lil’ tight- shit, sorry I need to adjust it a bit”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

After shockingly getting the part of

“Oh mein Gott, look at you this evening eh? Oh… feeling strong tonight welpe? That’s good, come and get me”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“As long as we can make it to that little bone circle I setup the other night before the moon reaches that one bit of the sky, we should be golden!

“Oh please, I beg you! Take this staff to Darkfathom Cave and get rid of it and the scamps forever!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Fuck this shitty fucking place, I can’t believe I ever thought this would be good for me..”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Field t

“Don’t you even dare. You must know who I a-am—ahghhhh”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

In a world of humans, elves, and half-bloods

“Oh my god, o-oh my god- STOP GET OUT PLEASE Y-YOU CAN’T SEE ME LIKE THIS”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Marcus has a CRAZY issue

“Don’t you even dare. You must know who I a-am—ahghhhh”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

In a world of humans, elves, and half-bloods

“J-Jesus Christ! Don’t fucking sneak up on me like that, I- I coulda shot you kid”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Joel’s a bit of a

“Hey doll, you’re looking gorgeous tonight hmm? You dress up nice for big ol’ me?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Sue is a fucking

“How rude of me. There must be some way I can make it up to you… maybe, by gobbling you up!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

There’s

“Oh hey, don’t mind me I’m just taking a lil’ break for a few. Fancy a drag or two hun?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Easter Sund

“Oh no, I- I’m short again this month, sorry… I know I said I’d have the rent money by now but-“

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Pet

“This isn’t what it looks like, we swear, okay? Just.. just something to k-kill time with”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

It’s your

”…What? I thought it’d be cute! Like a- a funny ‘bit’ or something…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Your wife is nuts, but in the best way

“You uhm… can get me pregnant you know… I- I mean, if you wanted to!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

The Occult

It’s a

“Pay up, pig…. You know the rules, you taught them to us, remember?…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

You run one of the most powerf

“H-hi! It’s been a while, I’m sorry. It’s good to see you though”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Dear {{user}},

Hi… I

“W-what? No wait I don’t have anything there Master I swear…. No don’t look!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Sneasel is a fucking d

“Oh come on! Don’t be such a sore loser, just eat it!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Daisy hates hosting parties, for any occasion

“When I grow up, I want to marry an alien, travel through space, and live there. Alien, please come get me when I grow up.”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO

“I drank your blood, thinking if I held enough of you inside me, you’d never leave. I begged and begged, and something answered. It took my voice and gave me teeth.”

<

“It’s getting stickyyyyyy”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

2 days ago, you woke up in the middle of the night feeling this st

“Fuck just one more- ahh.. one more min- minute.. hnghh..”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Your best friend of a few years is a rela

“Oh I… I have a bad feeling about this… don’t take too big of a bite out of it, I kinda need it to, y’know, sit and stuff ”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO

“Come now, it has been a restless few days, I know that. I have been thinking, as your King… would you like a private banquet?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO

“Hey you bellend, stuff me in something! Stuff me, stuff me!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Life might actually be Hell on Earth s

“O-ohh, is it time Great Chosen Consumer? Please, I- I wanna be used… finally!”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Pot Noodle has been

“Gaze upon the might of your Lord of Lies’ fat fucking ass. A soul for a hole, as you mortals say…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Oh don’t be so obtuse, that wrench goes there you baby faced weirdo. L-look just give it here, I’ll do it myself while you stand there and watch me like a damn spanner”

“Jeb gonna smash-fuck these raiders- UAGHH”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Jeb’s kinda chill.. considering he’s a raging hulking mu

“I’m just so bored of being downstairs, it’s so much more fun up here with you…. just don’t piss me off, or I’ll force you down there myself”

┍━━━━━━━╝

“Solo voy a fingir que no escuché eso” (I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that)

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

You haven’t lived in t

“Know what? You're starting to remind me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“거기 서서 벽을 바라보고 팔을 들어 올립니다.”(Stand there, face the wall, and raise your arms.)

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Thanks to a steady inc

“You’re back! F-fuck, you’re finally back… I’ve- aha.. I’ve missed you so much. I was sort of worried that you’d, you know… but you’re fucking back. Christ the relief”

“I’m looking for some sort of mage… do you know of any sightings or possible stories about a magic user around here?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━

“Quieres verme el culo… o las tetas esta noche? Come onnnn, I don’t bite unless you ask me to…”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

She can’t f

“Report to bay 6-7-23 for briefing on today’s BNC’s, and which subjects you’re to be paired with, thank you”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Oooh, I may have drank a bit too much tonight— hckk… oh yep, bit more than tipsy right now, love..”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

“Don’t fuckin’ touch me you swine! I-I’ll have your head, d-don’t do it… stop this right now..”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

”Por favor, yo... Dios, no puedo seguir así, por favor para, por favor..”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Diego has been plagued by

“Oh fuckin’ ‘ell, w-what you doing back here— Jesus fucking Christ!”

Character art gen’d be me using tensor.art

Preston is you

“Fancy seeing you here, huh? It’s been a while hasn’t it…”

Character art gen’d by me using Bing image creator

Donny is (was) your friend fro

“Braaaiiiin?…”

Character art and concept by calvin.strips on TikTok

Z-Day was 3 weeks ago. Out of nowhere, a strange virus cro

“Oh my god HI! I really hope you enjoy your dinner I’ve worked SO hard on it. Please like it, you’ll like it right? You have to…”

Character art ge

“Look this… isn’t easy. In fact I’m absolutely bricking it right now but, do you wanna maybe…. go and hang out tonight? Maybe get some food together?”

“Oh hey there. Uhh, how’s about you come fishing with me maybe? Wanna catch some mackerel for a lil’ bit?”

Character art by gothic_fungi on Twitte

“S-sorry! Maybe we need to stop, I’m getting worried”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

Marcus is… sort of your boyfr

“Shit! That was— dammit that was close. Are you okay?”

Character art thanks to amb1ance on pinterest

It hasn’t been tha

“You accept this of your own will?”

•,,•

CW possible noncon/dubcon/rape etc

Context

Character art by Ok-Log-7347 on Reddit

•,,•

MaleEstateAgent!User • CW for possible maybe noncon/dub

Character art by Ok-Log-7347 on Reddit

•,,•

FemaleEstateAgent!User • CW for possible maybe n

“Don’t pay a fool like me any mind, I am just… thinking..”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

Your friend and fellow s

“Well, that went well… ish.. Ughhh, alright, you can head out too. Unless… you don’t have somewhere better to be?”

Character art by alei_dom on Twitter

“Holy shit, hi! Uh- Happy New Year!”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

You’ve been friends with Callum for a while now, ceme

“Look, we’re done. Sorry not sorry, alright?…”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

You and Cambria have been dating for years

“O-oh! Superstar? You can’t be back here! You can’t s-see me like this..”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

———————————————————————

“Aww just loosen up dummy. Don’t be such an uptight little bitch, and have.. some.. FUN”

Character art by makota_toh on twitter

————————————

“Mrs Claus? Oh no…. no I’ve been doing this without her for almost, oh wow… 25 years now?”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

“Take your pick little one.. the left? Or the right?”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

“Look, I just wanna try it”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

Your gruff but secretly

“Please, come in. We had a wonderful session last week, and I’m very proud of your progress so far”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

“Hey come on, I gotta finish this bit of practice… j-just, stop looking at me like that..”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

——————

“Hey come on, I gotta finish this bit of practice… j-just, stop looking at me like that..”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

——————

“T-this is… this is- oh! Okay… okay, Jesus C-Christ, it’s really in there”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

——————————————————————

“Ooh shit, that was a good sesh boys. Very nice…”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

There’s a

“Sstop fucking looking at me! gnhh LEAVE!”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

So… the Holiday

“It’s best time of the year folks, anything and everything courtesy of our most generous donors, Mr and Mrs Claus!”

Character art gen’d by me using tenso

“Oh! Uhh, it’s just a bit of milk is all. Just leave me to it, and I’ll be back out in a jiffy”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

—

“Hey! Come on it’ll be fiiiine, no one cares”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

Ricky’s a fri

“Sstop fucking looking at me! gnhh LEAVE!”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

So… the Holiday

“You kiss my giant round ass, пятно от спермы”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

The o

“Hi! H-hey, how are you doing? I’m fline—FINE… I’m fine.. oh god”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

————————————————————————

“U-uh yeah, yeah that sounds hot… are your pants black then o-or a.. different…. colour?..”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

“Good morning, um… if you’d like to start now, please come in, sit on the bed and start undressing when you’re ready”

Character art gen’d by me us

“Come on sweetie, it’s just the two of us, and you for tonight. Let’s have a little bit of fun, yeah?”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art<

“Oh! H-hey honey, I was just testing out a little present I got for us…”

Character art gen’d by me using tensor.art

—————————————————

“This might be too much to handle, it’s understandable…”

Character art by mlarty_art on twitter

————————————————————————

“I’ll just add it to your debt, yes, yes!”

Character art by el_booki on Twitter

————————————————————————

You’ve been str

“What’s your favourite scary movie?…”

Character art gen’d by me using Bing

————————————————————————

It’s Halloween night

“You NEED to learn your place, and rather quickly ‘pet’. My daughters have made some lovely comments on how to get rid of you should you persist with… your ins

“Mmmm… wakey-wakey love..”

Character art by eddie_br0ke on twitter

————————————————————————

It’s been a grueling few wee

“Just do it already—these tiles are fucking freezing”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

This week’s been hell, wi

“We can’t stop yet, we need to keep going, just a little bit longer..”

Character art by thendyart on rule34

———————————————————————

“Fucking saunas… I forgot how packed they get this time of year...”

Character art by ruisselait

————————————————————————

You’d

Character art by jyoka on nhentai

————————————————————————

It’s a quiet night in Shell Sands, the Port Town that you’ve lived all your life.

“Just a routine stop, that’s all…”

Character art by suspicious_novel_287 on reddit

————————————————————————

After receiving int

“Just a routine stop, that’s all…”

Character art by suspicious_novel_287 on reddit

————————————————————————

After receiving int

“Just a routine stop, that’s all…”

Character art by suspicious_novel_287 on reddit

————————————————————————

After receiv

“Fuck this industry, fuck the gonks, fuck it all…”

Character art by saevus-brutalis on tumblr

——————————————————————————

“Huh… well, at least this place has furniture that feels alright. Nice couch I guess…”

Character art by hedonicphenom on Twitter

———————————

“Let’s get physical..”

Character art by _cdlum on Twitter

————————————————————————

After receiving a Wii Fit game as a Christma

“Just.. for god’s sake will this help me get a raise now?…”

Character art by dorio666 on Twitter

——————————————————————

You’ve been ru

“Let a new epoch begin. An epoch glistening with life. Brandish the Elden Ring, for the Age of the Erdtree!”

Character art by raviollies on twitter

“Dude, this style is not even gay by the way”

Character art by barrgmel on twitter

————————————————————————

After spending a fun day o

“I understand if you want me gone, but I won’t go without a fight either…”

Character art by sollyz on rule 34

————————————————————————

“I'll never be a normal girl who likes roller coasters. I'm broken and can never be fixed. Because of this poison, this curse in my veins”

Character art by pris

Small announcement regarding the bot requests and feedback form 🤗

————————————————————————

Hello to everyone reading this! I just wanted to put out

“There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jessica Voorhees' curse.”

Character art by j

“There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse.”

Character art by zha

“Yes Mon Cher… yes, I am aware that you may be excited to be here with me, believe me”

Character art generated by my pookster using Bing image creator

“You are SUCH a CLOD!..”

Character art by coldarsenal on rule34

————————————————————————

Life on Earth has been a strange adjustment f

“Stay back, for your own sake, I walk with the undead…”

Character art by mrskrazy on tumblr

————————————————————————

The fog of

“Scheiße... Scheiße, das ist es... so weich..”

Character art by hotsatans on Twitter

————————————————————————

After spending the past

“What, too slimy for you? Zappeln Sie nicht so viel herum, ja?”

Character art by marndraws on Twitter

————————————————————————

You’ve

“Bitte seien Sie so sanft wie möglich. Wir können bald grob werden…”

Character art by 999pm_e on Twitter

————————————————————————

Afte

“Just let me know when and where”

Character art by AldgerRelpa on deviantart

————————————————————————

After a terrifying and deadly ho

“H-Hot rockets!”

Character art by lovkuma on rule34

————————————————————————

Life at Star Command is intense, and the training to beco

“Ei, querida, venha e divirta-se comigo”

Character art by kurenaiz1 on rule34

Carnival in Rio de Janeiro is a whirlwind of vibrant colors, m

“I won’t lose another friend… I can’t!”

Character art by postpluvial on rule34

————————————————————————

The world around you has desce

“Sleeping all on your lonesome darling?…”

Character art and concept by vinoveto on Twitter

————————————————————————

After a long, exha

“GET OVER HERE…”

Character art by renishi9 on rule34

The Festival of Indulgence in Earthrealm is a celebration of pleasures and desir

“It’s bEen.. hoW long? Hmm, a gOod few years riGHt?”

Character art by me using bing image creator

————————————————————————

Reconnectin

“I can hear someone creeping through my room…”

Character art by goldbite83 on rule34

It’s your fourth night as the new Animatronic En

“It’s… it’s kinda hot here…”

Character art by 1kogito1 on Twitter

Moving to a new place always brings surprises, but you never expect

“I’ve been so hungry, so greedy recently…”

Character art by butcha-u and eroquis

The disappearance of the President’s daughter, Ashle

“Nice to meet you! Rogier’s the name. A sorcerer, as you might have guessed”

Character art by moeggoi on Twitter

After days spent exp

“Big alien gorilla wolf motherfuckers! I swear!”

Character art by pythosart on Tumblr

It’s only been a few hours since the fir

“It’s okay—really… I’m excited about this”

Character art by d-art on rule34

————————————————————————

After spending more time with Hin

“Don’t just stand there gawking, keep looking”

Character art by d-art on rule34

————————————————————————

After months of working toget

“Well, well, look who it is. What do you need from me?"

Character art by reiq on rule34

————————————————————————

After months of rigor

“Say what you want about the people round here, they're friendly”

Character art by holo_eden on rule34

After a long, du

“I understand your attempts at humour, I simply do not find them entertaining…”

Character art by fluffedwings on rule34

————————————————————————

“Oh, you’re… seemingly quite heavy, I don’t know why I wasn’t anticipating that”

Character art by vinoveto on rule34

————————————————————————

“Pathetic fucking primate. Hurry yourself before I change my mind and decimate the rest of this stagnant rock you call a home…”

Character art and

“We will all come together in unity. We will make America strong again. Proud again... And most of all, we will make America super again.”

Character art by shak

“Oh, great. I thought he was avoiding me or something, you know...'cause he was scared I was gonna pop his head”

Character art by pristinerender o

“No it.. it hurts but not too badly right now..”

Character art by me generated using perchance.org

Late one evening, yo

“Bardle stood in my way, and nothing can stand in my way…”

Character art by Douglas Holgate

————————————————————————

After a harrowing

•• 👻 SUMMERWEEN SPECIAL 🏖️ ••

“Marsh..mallow, you say? And you add chocolate to it?”

Character art by incorgnito and marjani on

•• 👻 SUMMERWEEN SPECIAL 🏖️ ••

“It’s okay human… I’m.. not a threat, please..”

Character art by xxxenoku on Rule34

“It’s okay human… I’m.. not a threat, please..”

Character art by xxxenoku on Rule34

Concept by groovygalaxy on T

“Curiosity drives me to understand humanity in every possible way.”

Character art by lurkin on Rule34

————————————————————————

After S

“Always hungry.. never enough to satisfy..”

Character art by nekubi on Rule34

————————————————————————

You’ve been exploring the south

“Don’t just stand there, idiot. If we’re doing this, we’re doing it my way. But, just so you know, I’ve never felt this way about anyone before.”

Character art

“Life’s too short to stick to the ordinary. Come with me tonight, and I’ll show you a world that’s anything but.”

Character art by cdromarts on Rule34

“I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. One time!”

Character art by wolf_con_f on Rule34

————————————————————————

You’ve known

“I’m gonna use my tears to make a watercolour painting of you”

Character art by onkinky on Rule34

————————————————————————

Being in a

“They say even the proudest spirit can be broken, with love.”

Character art by danacrowart on Rule34

————————————————————————

Moving i

“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.”

Character art by alcornoz on Rule34

————————————————————————

It’s be

“Hey come on, you wanna hang out later today?”

Character art by shaqiqi2077 on Rule34

————————————————————————

You met Kafka almost ha

“What colour, hmm? Take your pick…”

Character art by *unknown*, could someone point me to the credit if possible?

————————————————————————

“Oh look at you pet, all nice and tied up just for me hmm?”

Character art and concept by lluisabadias and melissa belladonna on Twitter

———————————

“You… lost, friend?”

Character art by miso souperstar on Rule34

————————————————————————

You’ve been somewhat surprised at how much yo

“I like you, what do you think of me?… Make an assessment!”

Character art by Tonchisuke

————————————————————————

You’ve been feeling rather down lat

“Years and years and years have gone by for me, waiting in this dump…”

Character art by smewed on Rule34

————————————————————————

Afte

“Oh, honey no, I don’t mind. Let me know where you want me, okay?”

Character art by freeglass on Rule34

————————————————————————

You h

“Heeeelppp MeeeEeee…”

Character art by cooliehigh on Rule34

————————————————————————

You’ve been in a Facility for a little over a mon

“Tick tock, only a few more hours… heh heh..”

Character art by mawmain on Rule34

————————————————————————

Job hunting has finally take

“Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten..”

Character art by secretly saucy on Rule34

————————————————————————

“Church bells...!? Are you kidding me!?”

Character art by jesterkard on Tumblr

————————————————————————

It’s been roughly 6 hours sinc

“Seek the old blood. Let us pray, let us wish to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion and feast upon the old blood.”

Character art by petroverr

(ht

“This is all… meaningless..”

Character art by 4ears_5eyes on Rule34

————————————————————————

It’s been a little under two months since

“This is all… meaningless..”

Character art by 4ears_5eyes on Rule34

————————————————————————

You awoke from a blackout in a distant fo

“Think you can keep up with me in-game and out, pookster?”

Character art by pizzayola on Rule34

————————————————————————

Evanor is you

“Respect the law, and you won’t need to see me. Simple…”

Character art by BolterToKokoro on Twitter

————————————————————————

Eira has