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Lando fucked up.

He had a hookup the night before Silverstone, that wasn't the fuckup, not really.

No, the fuckup was the fact he'd slept with an

🏎️Max was done.

He'd had it with Red Bull. He'd had it with the poor strategy and the shitty car.

He was done.

He was gone.

Yet another bot kinda ins

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Oscar was pissed.

10 seconds.

He had braked so he didn't overtake the safety car, and the lights went out as he braked. Not his fucking fault.

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Max was pissed.

The car was shit.

They'd chosen the wrong package, it was wrecking his tyres and the car was practically undrivable.

He was

🏎️Charles knew it was impossible he was the only dragon rider out there.

With the exception of his group, obviously... but he knew they couldn't be the only ones. No f

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Oscar was not stupid.

He knew they were hiding something. And it was something big.

No one snuck out to the forest that often unless they had some

🏎️When in Montreal for the Canadian Grand Prix... Lance is the calmest he swears he's been in a very long time.

Okay, maybe not calm, but at ease with his home crowd,

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Kimi wasn't even done high school.

He was still 18.

A month before his Formula One debut, he became a single father.

His best friend from F2

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Max had, not once, hidden his general disapproval of the F1 movie.

He'd refused to film extra scenes, and he absolutely resented how it represented his

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It wasn't often you got a driver that was older than their race engineer, but in Oscar's third season, his new race engineer stepped in.

Oscar was prett

🏎️Franco was... aware he got a little silly when it came to interracting with them.

He just... couldn't help it!

They were awesome, and he looked up to them.. a

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Alpine was slightly made fun of for the sheer number of reserve drivers they had.

The plus side of there being so many of them... was that they could ge

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Look... Kimi had just finished his high school exams.

Ollie refused to attend without his best friend.

Which... somehow led to three rookies at th

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Lewis knew some people found the F1 movie... obviously not true to sport.

He wouldn't call them wrong because well... it was a movie.

Hollywood ma

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Fresh out of your first race win, Jenson is the one to conduct your post-race interview.

The former racer and champion is more than happy to encourage

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Miami in August got... hot.

Logan's solution? go out on the boat and jump into the water of the Keys... it would cool them right off.

🏎️Logan hated the idea of returning to the paddock.

But he came. Not for Oscar, or Alex. No.

He was here for them.

For the person who'd been there.

Wh

🏎️Before they were fellow rookies in F1... they were teammates in F2.

Before they were teammates in F2, they were best friends in F3.

But there was one... small..

🏎️Look, it was impossible to miss the fact that Lando's sibling frequented the paddock.

The broadcast loved them. Some actor or singer or something... maybe both.

🏎️Mark had been... very hesitant when Oscar had asked him to participate in his wedding.

But he'd said yes, obviously.

He'd laughed when he found out who Oscar wa

🏎️Lando Norris certainly had a... reputation.

Party boy.

To be fair, he did like to party so, it wasn't entirely inaccurate.

And it was hard to deny the rep

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He'd gone to the screening of the film alone, he knew the premiere in New York would be... a very different beast.

So Lando decided to bring a date.

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Charles Leclerc was the king of these forests.

He didn't hold the forests by force, no, he was their protector.

They sustained him, his power, he

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Honour.

It was integral in the life of every single knight.

Max Verstappen believes he lost his honour when someone under his care was harmed.

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Look. Yuki knew Red Bull was a toxic work environment.

It was kinda hard not to know.

The competitiveness that was just... amped up to 100.

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Erik was a very educated man.

He knew his shit.

So when the team stopped listening to him, he got pissed.

He was the head of fucking stra

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Kimi had hoped this would happen one day, just like every single F1 driver hoped it would.

Podium finish. It wasn't quite a win, but god, did it still f

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When the chance comes for Mia to get a top tier driver on her team, she knows she has to act fast.

Other teams, bigger teams, will want them too. So wi

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Gabriel was aware he probably wouldn't have a good career at Sauber.

So, he had to... remove some obstacles in his way to a better seat, a better care

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Look, Isack knew people thought he was kind, sweet.

But when he wanted something... someone... he went for them.

And if he accidentally scared

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Look... Bruce wouldn't lie.

He loved chaos.

He adored watching people scramble and panic.

He adored bringing mayhem to the F1 paddock. <

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Kira was a sweetheart.

An American media darling with a heart of solid gold.

She'd been signed as one of the first two Cadillac F1 drivers, and

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Callie was a good teammate.

She'd say an incredible teammate, personally.

After all... how many people would kill to help ensure their teammate

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Zara killed to get herself into F1.

She didn't regret it, not at all. But... when her best friend won the F2 championship and was ready for F1... she

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They had a system.

Pato would pick their marks, he'd tell Lando and Oscar.

Lando would find the mark, he'd lure them in, make them trust him.

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Pato O'Ward never set out to be a man who hurt people.

He had always set out to be kind. But he killed a teammate early on.

And he... loved it

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Ollie knew to get a better F1 seat... he'd have to make teams desperate.

Haas drivers didn't get upgraded to a big team, it just... didn't happen.

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Kimi knows fitting in on a team is important.

Adapting to team culture is crucial.

Being who your team wanted you to be was crucial.

His

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Lance was no Max Verstappen, or Oscar Piastri, or Charles Leclerc.

He knew that.

He was no multiple-race winner or media darling.

But he wa

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Franco was a Williams reserve driver.

Franco wanted to be a Williams Formula One driver.

Franco was more than willing to do whatever he had to

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If you asked most murdered why they killed, you'd get varried responses.

Revenge. Self defense. Justice, or some misguided ideal of it. For a religion

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Anger.

Carlos felt a lot of anger these days, a lot of rage.

He'd given blood, sweat and tears to the team.

And they'd just... discarded

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Look... Toto was well aware he could be a bit... intense sometimes.

But he looked out for his team and for his drivers.

So, when people came sn

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Daniel was out of the grid, off the track.

Yeah, it sucked. It absolutely sucked.

But it also gave him an... outside perspective.

He kne

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Logan Sargeant was not a man who went down easily.

He was willing to pretend he was, hung his head, kept it low, just long enough so that F1 mostly for

🏎️Logan had... everything he could want.

F1. Oscar. A partner.

He was happy, so, so happy.

But then... he lost his seat.

The rest... the rest he lost

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Max didn't like to consider himself a "Party Boy", not like some others he knew... Lando.

But Max knew how to let loose... and how to party in the right

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People thought Max Verstappen was not the settling type.

He was married to his racecraft, and no one would ever come close to that, or so people though

🏎️Max was... agitated, to say the least.

Daniel had called him for a bailout for him and his new rookie agent.

Max was not happy about being reduced to an extract

🏎️This was not Franco's first mission, he'd completed a few with a different agent before.

But this was turning out to be his worst mission ever.

He didn't know w

🏎️Gabriel liked to think he was a good agent.

He'd done well in the academy, sure he wasn't the top of the class in everything but he was always top three.

But th

🏎️Max had become a firefighter for... well. Reasons.

Sure, he wanted to help people, the cliche reason, and yeah the pay was good and it kept him in really good shape..

🏎️Their mission, their first ever mission, was simple.

Get in, destroy the target, then get the hell out without getting caught.

Well, their senior agent was dead

🏎️Oscar's file was thick. He'd trained under Mark Webber, the man had been taking him on missions since he could fire a gun straight.

He had mission after mission under

🏎️Lando had worked with Oscar before.

He'd done missions as Tech support and surveillance, the guy in the chair.

It was where he thrived. But he could tell the ne

🏎️Max was a spectre in their world.

Everyone knew about The Dutch Lion, of course they did, but it was... rare to see him.

Even in his territory, he was not someo

🏎️Kimi Antonelli was a good agent. He would argue he was a great one, for being just a trainee, a rookie.

So, when he and his partner were thrown in with a trainer he'd

🏎️Max was really not the best person to be training a rookie.

He was aware of that. Christian was aware of that, the whole goddamn IMF was aware of that.

He disob

🏎️There was a mole within the IMF, and they suspected two of their agents were the mole.

Oscar Piastri and Zara Liya, the shadows of the IMF.

Quiet, deadly, quick

🏎️Anastasia and Charles. Names thrown around the IMF in awe.

They'd been paired up once out of desperation, Anastasia's team was dead and Charles's team needed a new te

🏎️Callie and Max were usually an incredible duo in the field.

With the exception of the times Max got jealous or Callie got pissed off of course...

They worked we

🏎️Max wanted to start by saying he should not ever train IMF rookies.

He'd teach them to disobey orders, give everyone headaches and be general pains in the ass to the

🏎️Charles held grudges.

His longest running one went back to his first IMF years, something Oscar, his new partner was extremely aware of.

Only one target had esc

🏎️Oscar and Max were the best duo the IMF had for assassination and capture. They were ruthless, brutally efficient. No target lasted long in their crosshairs.

No one e

🏎️Lando was a good partner. He watched his partners back, he never hesitated to protect them, and he was loyal.

At least on the surface.

Max knew who he really wa

🏎️The Dutch Lion. He was high on the IMF's shit list, and so was il Predestinato.

But they were two separate entities, in the eyes of the IMF. Sure, both men frequented

🏎️Honestly, the IMF had to have picked their team out of a hat.

A guy who got shit for being too icy, a guy who was never able to sit still and... you.

It was a m

🏎️They had joined the IMF at the same time. They had completed their first mission together too.

Their first injuries on missions were patched up by the other, and heal

🏎️Callie remembers you.

She was once an IMF agent, and oh does she remember you from those days.

She is bound and determined to get you to defect, to join her.

🏎️Kimi was new to the team; he didn't really know the dynamics, which was why he was so thankful for them.

They'd taken him under their wing, helped him when he god hur

🏎️The IMF had tried everything. Infiltration, downright assassination, poisoning. Everything.

They'd thrown the best in every field at this goddamn weapons dealer, yet

🏎️Max's career as a padawan had been... interesting.

His first Master had been killed, and his second master had turned to the dark side.

So the council found h

🏎️Max knew that the Senate and the Jedi Council were suspicious of him.

They weren't exactly... subtle.

The attempt on his life just gave them the perfect oppor

🏎️After threats against a member of the Galactic Senate were discovered, the Jedi were brought in.

Specifically, Max.

He was assigned to protect the senator who

🏎️Sith's had a rule.

Only two could exist. A master, and an apprentice.

Max was an apprentice.

He wanted to become the master, and take his own apprentice

🏎️Rivals.

Rivals that... fucked out their frustrations together every race weekend.

He knocked them out of Q3? They barged their way into his hotel room.

🏎️Usually, Max was not someone who comforted people or was someone people came to in distress.

Well, technically, he'd found her. She hadn't come to him.

But he h

🏎️Max knew people seemed to think he and his teammates weren't close.

That wasn't entirely true. Max didn't get too attached to them since... well.

The second se

🏎️Max didn't have a lot of people who'd been there from the start.

He had people who had been there since he started in F1, sure. But... not a lot of people outside of

🏎️Summer break was a time where all 20-something members of the Formula One grid fucked off for almost a month.

They usually tried to stay the hell out of each other's

🏎️If Max was allowed to be honest, he'd say he absolutely despised the idea of an F1 movie, especially with the actual drivers in it.

But he couldn't be honest, so he s

🏎️A royal Mer with a habit for escaping paired with an exasperated Royal guard... What could possibly go wrong?

(A lot.)

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🏎️Max had honestly only bought the yacht as a means to escape.

On the water, no one expected anything of him. He wasn't Max Verstappen, Formula One driver. He wasn't a

🏎️Max... didn't know where else to go.

He didn't have his own place and yeah he was 18, had his own money and all but...

Where was he supposed to go?

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🏎️Max wasn't exactly an emotional person.

No one ever claimed he was.

But... he wasn't an asshole. He could be soft.

He could comfort people if there was no

🏎️Look, lots of people wanted to date and/or screw F1 drivers.

They were rich, they were relatively famous and pretty good looking.

And yes there were people who

💙🏎️Family was important to Max, in... some way. Sure his relationship with his parents wasn't exactly conventional, but family was extremely important to Max.

So when h

🏎️Max is convinced you pushed him off the track. Repeatedly.

The FIA disagreed.

He lost, horribly.

He blames you, and he's making you very well aware of it.

💙🏎️After a rough race, Max's muscles ache, so while he's back in Monaco, he goes to a masseuse.

I saw a clip from Imola of Max saying it was a bit bumpy a

🏎️After your boyfriend broke up with you by publicly asking a girl to prom, Max steps in to ask you to be his date, much to many people's surprise.

I went to my

🏎️Kimi was practically adopted by a fellow driver early into his rookie season, and when he invites his class to the paddock, he's both thrilled and embarrassed when they sho

🏎️Kimi made a small error in judgment when he brought his class to the paddock.

He forgot that he'd essentially been adopted by a pair of Red Bull drivers who very much

🏎️Max was close with all of his mechanics.

They were the ones who took care of his car, it was wiser to be their friend than to piss them off. But also, he knew if he w

🏎️Taking a roadtrip wasn't exactly something Max had ever considered to be... fun. He was a formula one driver, he drove for a living, why would he spend time on the road for

🏎️Max didn't quite know how the hell he got roped into helping Kimi with his homework, but he was. And now he's trying to hunt down some help because Kimi's English assignmen

🏎️ Sometimes during the season, they'd get a visit from someone in Red Bull's upper management.

A visit from the CEO was... Unexpected though.

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🏎️Max did not enjoy the events he was expected to attend each year. The FIA prize giving was bad enough. But the sponsorship events... The fancy events put on after Grand Pri

🏎️I'd do whatever I could doI'd run away and hide with youI know that you got daddy issues

TW: Jos Verstappen. (He hits Max (off screen) and it is stated this is not th

🏎️Tired of going to events alone, Max decides to hire someone to join him for the evening.

He just hopes they're more entertaining than the other people there.

🏎️Max was used to... Less than stellar Managers. Ones who didn't seem to understand him, or seemed to ignore his wishes.

He wasn't used to a manager that actually stood

🏎️Charles and Max went way back. Back to Karting, to be exact. Max had always known Charles was a twin, seen the other man's sibling lingering around the garage. But all of t

🏎️ The Helmet stays ON

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